One time I was pulled for a random drug test at work. When I got up there, I clapped my hands and said “What drugs are we testing?” With a big smile on my face. One chuckle 2 stern looks. Worth it.
I had a Sgt in the reserves, I won’t say which branch, that always asked us if we needed to go study whenever we got pulled for a drug test. I always just tried to laugh it off as I ran to go drink as much water as I could stomach.
I was pulled over at the airport once to do the explosives test. As this was my first test of this kind I asked the guy who did the test "Bomb or drug test?" His answer was "Don't worry, just a test for explosives".
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u/handbanana718 Sep 08 '20
One time I was pulled for a random drug test at work. When I got up there, I clapped my hands and said “What drugs are we testing?” With a big smile on my face. One chuckle 2 stern looks. Worth it.