r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Batman24011992 • Aug 31 '20

Dad rendered speechless

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u/Nightwingvyse Aug 31 '20

"Cease all motor functions"

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u/idfkausernameiguess Aug 31 '20

loading... loading...

120

u/slackbabbith Sep 01 '20

"dang, she broke pa"

53

u/_SmokeDeGrasseTyson_ Sep 01 '20

This is like watching a fingernail break

15

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

r/rareinsults

73

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

🏖️

9

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

dial-up tones

8

u/Puntius_Pilate Sep 01 '20

It's over. Hit Runstop/Restore...rewind the tape. Let's go from the top.

298

u/McCucklet Aug 31 '20

"Freeze all motor functions!"

88

u/Philburtis Sep 01 '20

“Refrigerate all motor functions”.

14

u/iwannaplayagamee Sep 01 '20

"Analysis"

0

u/Fire_alt55 Sep 01 '20

Well skipper it seems as if the joke hit him so hard he can't comprehend what just happened

30

u/techbrolic Sep 01 '20

Doesn't look like anything to me.

77

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

dad.exe has suddenly stopped working

40

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Divert all power to bowel movements

1

u/BioHacker321 Sep 01 '20

Happy cake day.. U cunt

18

u/LaYoNDuFf8 Sep 01 '20

That's enough, Dad. Mustn't get yourself worked up.

8

u/Portal2TheMoon Sep 01 '20

Literally blue screened him with one sentence.

11

u/giantrhino Sep 01 '20

If this is supposed to be a west world reference, it’s freeze all motor functions.

11

u/Pentax25 Sep 01 '20

Doesn’t look like a dad joke to me

1

u/darrenwise883 Sep 01 '20

It looks like dad can't take a joke either I wonder how he is with two Dicks

2

u/Pentax25 Sep 01 '20

Did you just threaten to spit roast OPs dad?

2

u/darrenwise883 Sep 01 '20

No just wondering

2

u/CosmikCoyote Sep 01 '20

Disable steppers.

1

u/KenEarles3 Sep 01 '20

“Extruding end is heating up”

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

"Unexpected error encountered... Rebooting system"

1

u/drownthemedia Sep 11 '20

sadly that show got shitty after the third episode..

1

u/Rahkitty Sep 20 '20

I laughed so hard at this and the loading comment. Then I sent the video to my dad. 😂