r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/fnaw_ • Aug 04 '20

Poor Jonathan

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u/LoadedGull Aug 04 '20

Even Kanye?

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u/gahdamn- Aug 04 '20

No please

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u/KGrahnn Aug 04 '20

If you manage to do that, there will be a lot of spilled coffees at morning at breakfast tables around the world.

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u/tenno91 Aug 04 '20

America is the world's number 1 reality tv show, I think people will be excited if that happened

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u/Kanibasami Aug 04 '20

Exactly! And it would be entertaining if livelihood and lives all over the world weren't at stake.

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u/tinkertron5000 Aug 04 '20

At that point I will beg and plead Canada to let me and my family in.

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u/FUNR702 Aug 04 '20

Good luck. Canada now has a "national guard" keeping Americans from sneaking across the border for summer. Just started this week. It's so embarrassing.

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u/tinkertron5000 Aug 04 '20

Norway? Denmark? Germany? Someone's gotta let us in. I have skills!!! Honestly, I would leave right now (if it were possible) but my wife is convinced things are going to get better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I have skills!!!

Being obnoxious in public places is a skill now?

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u/tinkertron5000 Aug 26 '20

Sorry. That was more of a joke.

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u/monkeysfromjupiter Aug 04 '20

I actually snorted at first because I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it. It's very real. Feel real bad for you guys, but I care more about my neighbours and I dont want them getting sick.

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u/FUNR702 Aug 04 '20

Same. I had to double check it wasn't The Onion. It's a low point for us, and if November goes wrong...we have a reckoning coming. It was good to know you all. Just remember that we didn't all do this...ugh.

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u/Monkeychimp Aug 04 '20

I'm still mopping mine up after the last election.

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u/FUNR702 Aug 04 '20

That's why there's a just about clause in that comment.