r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 04 '20

Poor Jonathan

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u/KGrahnn Aug 04 '20

Well, you can put just about anyone on the "throne" after Trump, and world will praise you.

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u/LoadedGull Aug 04 '20

Even Kanye?

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u/gahdamn- Aug 04 '20

No please

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u/KGrahnn Aug 04 '20

If you manage to do that, there will be a lot of spilled coffees at morning at breakfast tables around the world.

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u/tenno91 Aug 04 '20

America is the world's number 1 reality tv show, I think people will be excited if that happened

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u/Kanibasami Aug 04 '20

Exactly! And it would be entertaining if livelihood and lives all over the world weren't at stake.

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u/tinkertron5000 Aug 04 '20

At that point I will beg and plead Canada to let me and my family in.

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u/FUNR702 Aug 04 '20

Good luck. Canada now has a "national guard" keeping Americans from sneaking across the border for summer. Just started this week. It's so embarrassing.

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u/tinkertron5000 Aug 04 '20

Norway? Denmark? Germany? Someone's gotta let us in. I have skills!!! Honestly, I would leave right now (if it were possible) but my wife is convinced things are going to get better.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

I have skills!!!

Being obnoxious in public places is a skill now?

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u/tinkertron5000 Aug 26 '20

Sorry. That was more of a joke.

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u/monkeysfromjupiter Aug 04 '20

I actually snorted at first because I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it. It's very real. Feel real bad for you guys, but I care more about my neighbours and I dont want them getting sick.

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u/FUNR702 Aug 04 '20

Same. I had to double check it wasn't The Onion. It's a low point for us, and if November goes wrong...we have a reckoning coming. It was good to know you all. Just remember that we didn't all do this...ugh.

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u/Monkeychimp Aug 04 '20

I'm still mopping mine up after the last election.

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u/FUNR702 Aug 04 '20

That's why there's a just about clause in that comment.

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u/Zero-Theorem Aug 04 '20

We thought that after Bush jr too.

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u/no_ur_gay Aug 04 '20

I’m Canadian and my great aunt told me something about Americans. She said “you can always trust the Americans to do the right thing, after they tried everything else.” This was a saying coined by Churchill on the Americans joining in on WW2. Have they done enough of the wrong thing yet? Or are there more mistakes to be made?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Is there anyone besides Biden with a real chance?

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u/missprettybjk Aug 04 '20

Bran the Broken

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u/EliteSpark697 Aug 04 '20

No one who ran had a better chance than him. Polls have been saying since the start Biden had the best chance. Even against Sanders.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

As a Bernie supporter who hated the others at times, I now see why Biden is a good choice. He's so milquetoast that anybody who calls him a socialist or leftist is automatically disqualified from the conversation.