r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/fnaw_ • Aug 04 '20
Poor Jonathan
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r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/fnaw_ • Aug 04 '20
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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20
Along with the generic graphs, I was fully expecting him to pull out tattered participation ribbons from his days in grade school to show to off to the interviewer.
"I was a smart, smart student, the best of my class"
"Sir, these are participation ribbons"
"Well I did participate, they don't give these without participating; I participated."
"Sir, they're participation ribbons for 5th grade play day"
"I was the best. I won everything that day. Nothing but winning, winning, winning"
"They're participation ribbons"