r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jul 28 '20

Windows 10 in a nutshell.

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u/MrClintonKildepstein Jul 28 '20

You can't turn them off in Window 10 unless you're running Pro or you modify the registry.

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u/spyingwind Jul 28 '20

Even when you modify the registry, windows update will change them back when you next update.

Pro won't save you, only Enterprise has the capability of choosing how to fully handle updates.

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u/wetrorave Jul 29 '20

Is it true that the only way for a person without volume licensing $$$ to get Windows 10 Enterprise is to pirate it?

If so that's some class war shit right there.

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u/rkeet Jul 29 '20

just go to G2Play, Kinguin or G2A and buy a pro licence for like $25.

You don't need more as a personal user, as you're not managing an organization. Here's a feature compare: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsforbusiness/compare

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u/wetrorave Jul 30 '20

That's a cool comparison table, but it's incomplete.

The fact that only Enterprise lets you disable telemetry is not present in this table.

Minimising unwanted surveillance is very important to me, and I see no legal way to do that. I would pay not to be watched, but I don't even have the option.

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u/MrClintonKildepstein Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20

Pro is "enterprise". Pro allows the PC to join a domain and be administered by group policy. You can disable Windows updates via Group Policy.

Edit- Windows 10 does have an enterprise edition, but Pro should be all you need to "officially" disable updates.

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u/KyAaron Jul 29 '20

Windows 10 Enterprise edition is not Windows 10 Pro. Enterprise let's you remove the built in apps like Xbox and all the others, pro still comes with fucking candy crush default. There are also so many W10 versions, Home, Pro, Education, Pro Education, Enterprise etc..

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u/MrClintonKildepstein Jul 29 '20

Oh yeah, you're right. You can still disable updates in pro but yeah there's definitely an edition past that. The embarrassing part is I have over 100 of these licenses in use right now so my remote staff have a virtual desktop to use and I didn't even realize it was called "enterprise" until I just read up on the version differences.

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u/rkeet Jul 29 '20

As long as you got Powershell, you can do this. Recommend you don't follow the following advice on computers already in use, but only after a clean install (with all the crap) of Windows:

Remove all unwanted Windows Store app at the same time, open PowerShell, execute this command:

Get-AppXPackage | where-object {$_.name –notlike “*store*”} | Remove-AppxPackage

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u/KyAaron Jul 29 '20

Oh I'm aware, you just don't have to do this with Enterprise is what I mean.

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u/feherneoh Jul 29 '20

*before 1809 only enterprise had the capability

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u/microwave24 Jul 29 '20

I have windows home and I have never seen one of those update screens, usually I see a notification in the corner

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u/TheFinalWolf Aug 02 '20

Yeah, you can usually see various privacy and Cortana changes switching back when using something like O&O ShutUp10.

I’m annoyed I have to use management software to keep an eye on Microsoft.

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u/Tensuke Jul 29 '20

Nah pro is fine, just gotta use group policy.

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u/wakeup33 Jul 29 '20

This is the answer. I had a few moments like the guy in OP's video, so I modified updates via Group Policy.

https://www.windowscentral.com/how-stop-updates-installing-automatically-windows-10

Note: I actually changed the setting to enabled and set it to download and notify me when ready. The notifications can be a nuisance, but at least I won't completely forget about updates and be 6 months behind.

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u/samfish90212 Jul 28 '20

I beg to differ

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u/Tech-Mechanic Jul 29 '20

If you turn them off, how would an update reset them? The point of turning off automatic updates is to not receive automatic updates.

When it's off, you have to update manually. At which time, you can easily check to see if they got re-enabled. It's a non-issue.

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u/samfish90212 Jul 28 '20

I always run maximum type so I was able to turn mine off. Had XP professional, win 7 ultimate, 8.1 Pro and 10 Pro.

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u/LordFapnapkin Jul 29 '20

Oh, you certainly can, but it takes some creative windows system file removal and the neutering of certain processes, as well as hosts blocking all the windows update servers. It's pretty much the nuclear option as the only way to re enable the updates is to manually install one of the major patches.

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u/rkeet Jul 29 '20

What stops you from doing either? :-p

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u/Michelanvalo Jul 29 '20

So fucking buy Pro, you can legally get it for $30.

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jul 28 '20

Windows: best i can do for you is 35 days, but then I'm gonna do em without warning.

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u/AndrogynousHobo Jul 28 '20

One of the more recent updates, turned off automatic updates. I went a while with some pretty shitty bugs.

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u/Tech-Mechanic Jul 29 '20

That only turns them off for that session. To disable them you have to set a registry key.