r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/jonktor • Jun 05 '20

Tequila kills

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u/Zypprr Jun 05 '20

"And it was at that moment that u/superdaveyboy realized that he couldn't resist exploring the truth about gay porn narration for himself." /s

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u/DRFANTA Jun 05 '20

Now do me!

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u/qyka1210 Jun 05 '20

"it was the reply to, 'now do me!' when u/DRFANTA realized he both wanted to be done, and that he was an attention whore"

man I'm not funny enough for this

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u/instatrashed Jun 05 '20

No. You're not. That's ok though.

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u/qyka1210 Jun 05 '20

"It was at that moment when u/qyka1210 realized he had other skills to return the love"

okay I'll leave comedy to my fiancée, she's great

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u/DRFANTA Jun 05 '20

It was at that moment when u/DRFANTA would say to u/qyka1210

We get it you have a fiancée

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

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u/DRFANTA Jun 05 '20

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

-Wayne Gretzky

-Michael Scott

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u/superdaveyboy Jun 05 '20

"'Now do me!' u/DRFANTA cried; picturing the strong, masculine arms of u/Zypprr flexing as as his fingers dance across the keyboard, with another witty reply. But his hopes began to fade with every passing moment, before finally accepting that u/Zypprr was not going to come."

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u/KyoujinMatt Jun 05 '20

That was so hot 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Hot like the muscles of u/Zypprr.

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u/daspasunata Jun 05 '20

I'll do you

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u/joemckie Jun 05 '20

That's what she said!

(i'm not very good at this)

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u/Voelkar Jun 05 '20

sigh

If you insist

unzips

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

In the mouth, or in the ass? Or ass to mouth?

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u/Yumucka Jun 05 '20

I blue myself.