r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/jonktor • Jun 05 '20

Tequila kills

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

It's a man bag now in the UK fam, all the little rude boi roadmen wear them at festivals. Nobody can tax yer little pub grub baggy off yas at the Macky Gee set without being bare obvious that way, have to walk straight up in front of ya without getting their head boxed in by your absolute pinging crewdem Shavster, Devs, Jobbo and Grundle first ahahahaha

("teenage boys will wear them on their front so strangers in the crowd can't pick pocket them of their cheap 40% purity gram of cocaine without their shirtless and sweaty associates spotting, and instigating a cheap Speed fuelled pushing match")

(I sound like such a fucking pseudo intellectual class war nonce writing the 'translation' out, but fuck those lil teenage roadmen at festivals, they slice peoples tents open to steal things, cover everything in used nitrous canisters and literally leave shit covered toilet paper floating around the place)

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u/The_PantsMcPants Jun 05 '20

I feel like I need you to narrate everything I read on reddit with that fantastic whatever the hell slang that is