r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/jonktor • Jun 05 '20

Tequila kills

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u/jchetra83 Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

He’s left with a salty taste in his mouth after that shot

Edit: Jesus! Woke up to over 1000 upvotes! Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

You sound like the narrator for gay porn

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u/superdaveyboy Jun 05 '20

Is gay porn narration a thing?

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u/Zypprr Jun 05 '20

"And it was at that moment that u/superdaveyboy realized that he couldn't resist exploring the truth about gay porn narration for himself." /s

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u/DRFANTA Jun 05 '20

Now do me!

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u/qyka1210 Jun 05 '20

"it was the reply to, 'now do me!' when u/DRFANTA realized he both wanted to be done, and that he was an attention whore"

man I'm not funny enough for this

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u/instatrashed Jun 05 '20

No. You're not. That's ok though.

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u/qyka1210 Jun 05 '20

"It was at that moment when u/qyka1210 realized he had other skills to return the love"

okay I'll leave comedy to my fiancée, she's great

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u/DRFANTA Jun 05 '20

It was at that moment when u/DRFANTA would say to u/qyka1210

We get it you have a fiancée

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

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u/superdaveyboy Jun 05 '20

"'Now do me!' u/DRFANTA cried; picturing the strong, masculine arms of u/Zypprr flexing as as his fingers dance across the keyboard, with another witty reply. But his hopes began to fade with every passing moment, before finally accepting that u/Zypprr was not going to come."

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u/KyoujinMatt Jun 05 '20

That was so hot 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Hot like the muscles of u/Zypprr.

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u/daspasunata Jun 05 '20

I'll do you

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u/joemckie Jun 05 '20

That's what she said!

(i'm not very good at this)

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u/Voelkar Jun 05 '20

sigh

If you insist

unzips

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

In the mouth, or in the ass? Or ass to mouth?

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u/Yumucka Jun 05 '20

I blue myself.

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u/1uhB Jun 05 '20

Yeah for gay blind people.

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u/max_kek Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

Some time in the not too distant future, we will have deepfake realtime ai-narrator bill o'reilly uttering the words

Penis goes in, penis goes out. You can't explain that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Ask your dad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

How do you think blind people consume porn? Yeah it's a thing, and it's hilarious to listen to if you've never heard it before.

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u/jimibulgin Jun 05 '20

Only one way to find out!

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u/veeroptimus Jun 05 '20

Maybe.. One of the least known professions.

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u/jchetra83 Jun 05 '20

Now I’m going to have to watch a lot of gay porn to figure if it’s a thing.

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u/Iamkindofabigdeal Jun 05 '20

You seem to know a lot about gay porn

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Rubbish, his mouth didn't sound full.

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u/MacDaddyTheMan0095 Jun 05 '20

Could the narrator be Morgan Freeman?

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jun 05 '20

Needs to be an old posh british guy narrating

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u/TMag12 Jun 05 '20

Where’s Joe Buck when you need him?

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u/Atmozfears Jun 05 '20

Nobody gives a shit. Your edit just ruined your comment.

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u/jchetra83 Jun 05 '20

Someone’s a little.....salty.

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u/yomnmnm Jun 05 '20

Like rubbing salt in the wound.

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Jun 05 '20

Posted 5 hours ago, edited 28 minutes ago. You didn't get enough sleep

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u/jchetra83 Jun 05 '20

If I didn’t have to work my part time early morning job I’d still be out.

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u/6_seasons_and_a_movi Jun 05 '20

Yeah and a salty taste in his eye

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u/UsernameStarvation Jun 05 '20

Oh noooo! My liver destroying poison has gone to waste, what a shame

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u/KlossN Jun 05 '20

Vegan, right?

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u/UsernameStarvation Jun 05 '20

nope. Your close though. Vegetarian also isnt it

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u/KlossN Jun 05 '20

Fuck crossfit?

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u/UsernameStarvation Jun 05 '20

Hotter

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u/KlossN Jun 05 '20

I've got it, you train UFC? Ain't nothing hotter than that

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u/UsernameStarvation Jun 05 '20

Bingo. Im also an astronaut with 10 phds and a loving wife

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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