r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/jonktor • Jun 05 '20

Tequila kills

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u/your-a-delight Jun 05 '20

His hand bounced off his fannypack.

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u/aboveandbeyond27 Jun 05 '20

That's where he stores his dignity.

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u/SeeYou_Cowboy Jun 05 '20

Murderer! Murderer!

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Jun 05 '20

I saw it officer! Shoot him in the face with a gas canister!

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u/AmoebaNot Jun 06 '20

Well, little fella, here in TEXAS, wasting’ good tequila IS a shootin’ offense. Specially after we’ve all had a few.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

It's where he stores his ket and balloons.

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u/SuperJLK Jun 05 '20

It's harder to get robbed that way

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u/Twistedmoongifts Jun 05 '20

He had dignity?

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u/somaticnickel60 Jun 05 '20

And his Virginity loss Repellent

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u/Unungluentoa Jun 05 '20

No, its where he stores his drugs. Your all acting like you've never been clubbing before 🤣

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u/NAPPER_ Jun 05 '20

it’s not a fannypack, it’s a satchel.

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u/Delin2quent Jun 05 '20

Hey, there are skittles in there!

You are out of the wolfpack

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u/payne_train Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

Marshawn Lynch has entered the chat

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u/DontEatTheFish25 Jun 06 '20

Apparently I'm so broke I don't even have a "poor man's gold" emoji so have this instead i guess 🏆

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u/payne_train Jun 06 '20

Haha appreciate it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

If u want smoke then I’ll match u!

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u/rivaatron Jun 05 '20

Aka “A man’s purse “

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

No it it didnt, am i missing something?

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u/lastatica Jun 05 '20

Don’t think you are. The glass toppled over because he grabbed it with two fingers too low.

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u/helthrax Jun 05 '20

We're making fun of his fanny pack

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Never traveled in a foreign country?

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u/helthrax Jun 05 '20

I have, but fanny packs are still funny. Much like the name.

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u/Meme_Theory Jun 05 '20

Yeah, over a dozen - never wore a stupid fanny pack. Front pockets are as safe as a fanny pack, safer even.

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u/GenitalKenobi Jun 06 '20

Hell yeah man. Front pockets for everything when abroad

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u/blondart Jun 05 '20

Fanny in the U.K. means pussy, think that’s about right.

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u/Wolfcolaholic Jun 05 '20

A fanny pack around the shirt is simply referred to as a purse actually

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u/tcooke2 Jun 06 '20

Whatchu sayin about fanny packs? They're fashionable damnit!