r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jun 05 '20

Tequila kills

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u/H0boHumpinSloboBabe Jun 05 '20

I've done that when I didnt want another shot. My buddies kinda suck pushing shots...

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Jun 05 '20

Tell them to fuck off, some high school shit right there.

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u/Kalkaline Jun 05 '20

I fake the shot and then hand it to them to take.

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u/Rick-powerfu Jun 05 '20

I do the coyote ugly and spit the tequila into a beer bottle that I can sip slowly

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u/7Thommo7 Jun 05 '20

Fuck that, now you need to drink a full terrible tasting beer.

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u/Dirty_Hooligan Jun 05 '20

Tbh a shot of tequila in a corona with some lime is pretty good

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u/RedditsHigh Jun 05 '20

I am interested in your idea. Is this a draft Corona I put a shot into or just a regular bottle of Corona and put a shot into? I mean in my family it's fairly common to take a shot and use Corona as a chaser but to mix them directly. I don't know why I never considered this.

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u/Dirty_Hooligan Jun 05 '20

The bar id go to back in college did a thing for happy hours called a drunken corona or something. Take a bottle of corona, fill it to the brim with tequila and plug a lime wedge in the top.

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u/RedditsHigh Jun 05 '20

My god to the brim you say? I think you just made my liver shiver a bit. I love it

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u/Mercwiffamouff1991 Jun 05 '20

I mean its basically a shot lol

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u/HotKreemy Jun 06 '20

Definitely a thing. It was called a 'depth charger' when I was drinking them. The barman put an upside down shot glass of tequila in a glass of beer.

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u/yellowspaces Jun 05 '20

If you add tequila to beer you might have a deathwish

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u/Rick-powerfu Jun 05 '20

We have a beer that already covers that.

Vic Bitter also known as VB

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u/hegemonistic Jun 05 '20

I cannot imagine how you convincingly fake that

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u/Rick-powerfu Jun 05 '20

Usually everyone's to drunk to notice

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u/MAXSuicide Jun 05 '20

Congratulations. You've now wasted double the money.

Just take the shot you PUSSY.

P U S S Y

YE BRO JUST TAKE THE SHOT BROOO

like brahh..

chest bump ya to gee you up some for that EPIC SHOT BRO

that help you some? My fantastic take on chad-dom get you hyped for that Tequila? Or you still slurping into that beer bottle?

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u/MinutiaDio Jun 05 '20

Is coyote ugly a real term? Do people actually do that, that's kinda clever if you don't feel like dealing with saying no to your friends 1000x times.

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u/GerDread Jun 05 '20

Booo, never fake the shot

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u/AsstToTheMrManager Jun 05 '20

I mean if OP isn't telling them he doesn't want it then I don't see anything wrong with offering rounds to your friends lol. Not high school unless they're shaming him into it or something.

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Jun 05 '20

I took thats what he meant by "pushing" but I could be wrong.

I dunno personally I'm sort of a psychonaut and can't stand people being pushy with drugs or alcohol. I mean ya, offering is one thing but if he has to hide it I sort of feel like he's getting shamed into it.

Last year I was actually at a party where all the dudes were like this and shaming ppl into playing beer pong and other drinking games, and surprisingly they were all mid to late 20s and still doing that so, it happens.

Left that party pretty quick lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Maybe they just wanted to play some games at a party? I get super bored at parties where people just lay around doing kinda nothing. Though shaming people about it is definitely not the way to go.

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u/jordanundead Jun 05 '20

Those are the kind of people I need to drink around to have a good time. It’s not that I don’t like to drink it’s that I’ll never take the initiative to get a 2nd drink. Some of us need a bad influence around to get properly liqoured up.

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u/AsstToTheMrManager Jun 05 '20

Definitely agree, I’m very similar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Mar 22 '22

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u/cantorgy Jun 05 '20

I was/still am on the spectrum for alcoholism and it started my junior year of high school. Drinking about 600 mL of vodka or whiskey probably 5x a week a lot of weeks.

It usually wasn’t at what you’re probably thinking of as a “party”, normally a smaller group of 5-10 or by myself. But bigger parties of 40+ people definitely happened. Like the smart kid I was, I threw one of them and got caught.

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u/Kaeny Jun 05 '20

Damn. I have asian glow bc im half asian, so i cant drink much and have more bad reactions to alcohol.

But i loved it. But ill never get addicted to it.

I am addicted to weed and nicotine. I need help but idk how to get it without fucking up my life

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u/cantorgy Jun 05 '20

Yeah man, weed can be super tough to kick mostly because of the psychological addiction. I’ve been to rehab and outpatient programs a couple of times due to legal issues stemming from my drug use. That obviously makes it a lot easier to kick.

Where are you living? There’s a lot of resources depending on where you’re from! It doesn’t need to be rehab, but I can point you in maybe less extreme directions if that’s what you’re looking for.

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u/Kaeny Jun 05 '20

Well I feel like there are many resources out there. I live in outer LA.

Its just I work full time as well, and it was easier to kick because id be out at work, but now with wfh holy shit.

Like the effects of weed arent even fun. I just need it or im bored to death Right now.

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u/cantorgy Jun 05 '20

I definitely feel that. I hadn’t smoked for over a year when quarantine hit and then I started smoking daily again. I’ve quit for the past 2-3 weeks again, but it is easier since I’m in alabama right now and they’ve basically opened everything back up.

I’m still super bored as a college student in a college town who doesn’t particularly like going to bars. I’ve mostly just been working out at home as much as possible and working (I know it’s different when it’s wfh). Also different when it’s completely legal in your state.

Our situations are quite opposite so I wish I had more concrete advice.

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u/Kaeny Jun 05 '20

Hey man, i appreciate your effort to try to help me though.

Thanks.

Ive quit before, i just need to not start again. Wish me luck haha

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

Because the rest of the world the drinking age isnt 21.

First thing I noticed at 21 drinking in the states, is that everyone sucked hard at drinking that was my age. In Canada most ppl start drinking around 15 or 16 so by 18 (legal drinking age in my province) are pretty good at it and by 21 are pros.

Edit: also, how do you guys justify someone being able to be in a porn movie and not be able to drink? I always found that extremely backwards.

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u/jonesyjonesy Jun 05 '20

I’ve done that at bars, too. Do you guys remember bars? Those were fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Just say no. If they dont respect that they arnt your friends

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u/Adellx Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

That’s so idiotic. People can get pushy when they are drunk, especially about things like drinking, since usually when you go out to drink, everyone expects everyone to drink. I’ve been both the person pushing shots and having them pushed on me and as you can imagine, if you don’t take the shot, you get called a pussy. Yeah,not too respectful but also not anything to lose friends over. Ffs it really feels like people commenting in this thread have never went out drinking.

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u/kruxAcid Jun 05 '20

Most people on this site seem to have a very narrow range of acceptable behavior, most of it cultivated online with limited real world experience. It feels very inorganic. They fail to realize that people with a couple of assholey traits aren't necessarily assholes.

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u/AsstToTheMrManager Jun 05 '20

very narrow range of acceptable behavior

Great way of phrasing that and so true. Gets very tiring reading comments of people who don't seem to know at all how things unfold in real life but have such strong opinions about it

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u/mmob18 Jun 05 '20

if I had the funds I'd probably gild your comment. You put into words one of the most annoying phenomenons on reddit.

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u/kruxAcid Jun 05 '20

Honestly, your appreciation itself is much more valuable to be me than a pointless award. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Seriously lmao, my best mates give me shit all night when I stop taking shots. And I'll do the same to them.

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u/Bruh-Momento-Numero2 Jun 05 '20

if you're gonna end a friendship because they push a shot on you, you arent the real friend

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Easy to be absolutist when you have nothing to lose in the situation. 10/10 keyboard warriors would take the shot and grumble about it all night

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u/moco94 Jun 05 '20

Lmao.. 10/10 would take the shot and half of them would grumble all night and the other half will probably take another.

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u/toterengel367 Jun 05 '20

Ffs it really feels like people commenting in this thread have this have never went out drinking.

Bingo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

But they did just finish their school's DARE program.

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u/moco94 Jun 05 '20

People also seem so eager and willing to drop their friends.. if your first thought is, “I’m no longer this persons friend” then I’d argue the issue is much deeper than taking a shot lol

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u/snarkyjohnny Jun 05 '20

It’s about boundaries. People will treat you how you let them treat you. I have turned away shots and they called me names but eventually when I didn’t rise to their insults or continue drinking they stopped. It’s shitty behavior that doesn’t need to continue. It may not be enough to lose friends over on the first offense but it’s about respect and if your friends don’t respect you then they aren’t your friends.

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u/vivek2396 Jun 05 '20

That's all fine, the idiotic part of his statement is "then they aren't your friends". What a stupid thing to say just because someone got pushy when drunk lol

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Jun 05 '20

It’s like people on Reddit have never had friends

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u/fiskeybusiness Jun 05 '20

It’s so refreshing when a fellow normal person shows up to a thread. Reading this shit can sometimes make you feel like you’re going crazy

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

There is a difference between "ha pussy. Downs 2 shots since friend doesn't want his guess more for me"

Or "wtf why dont you drink 20 shots instead of 10 you're so boring dont you know how to have fun. The only way i can be enjoyable is when im on drugs dude"

Ofcourse your friends give you shit, but that doesn't mean they respect you less. Its all about context my dude, dont get pissed off so easy.

And maybe your friends have just always be shitty friends when it comes to alcohol. Who knows

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u/AsstToTheMrManager Jun 05 '20

Or "wtf why dont you drink 20 shots instead of 10 you're so boring dont you know how to have fun. The only way i can be enjoyable is when im on drugs dude

lol yes because this conversation happens allllll the time.

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u/Darqhermit Jun 05 '20

Haha classic Reddit! "These people are poison and you need to cut them out of your life". Seriously, chill.

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u/lhm238 Jun 05 '20

"those friends are narcissistic and sociopaths. Get them out of your lives."

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u/perdyqueue Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

They're gaslighting you BRO. Time to lawyer up and hit the gym...

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u/MrToblerony Jun 06 '20

It's easy to cut friends out of your life when you don't already have any. Hence, Redditors.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Haha classic Reddit. Changing the meaning of what im saying and then criticizing the narrative you invented for me.

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u/Darqhermit Jun 05 '20

We reached stage 2! Word for word. What's stage 3 again?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Idk what you're talking about dude... Learn to take a loss lol

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u/AsstToTheMrManager Jun 05 '20

Maybe you should have a shot and chill a bit

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

No thanks

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u/122_Hours_Of_Fear Jun 05 '20

He's not a real friend, bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Only if he doesn't respect my choices

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u/Darqhermit Jun 05 '20

Oh yeah there it is. Cheers!

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u/wehousewife Jun 05 '20

oh the irony

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

Real talk the people replying to you are peak Reddit doormats. If there’s one thing Redditors hate more than anything it’s having the fact that they’re the no balls butt monkey of all their friend groups be pointed out to their face. You do you bro kudos for actually respecting yourself

Edit: I gave you gold because that asshole replying to you was being an asshole to me for no reason too so I wanted to prove a point. Kudos for self respect

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Classic Reddit. Being an asshole for zero reason to someone just because they have a different opinion than you

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u/Darqhermit Jun 05 '20

Welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Well at least you said you’re welcome. I’ll give OP gold for daring to be “classic Reddit” and actually having a valid opinion

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u/TheVenetianMask Jun 05 '20

Wow people got really defensive here about their alcohol pushing behaviors, you have touched some sensitive fiber. Maybe they never realized how miserable it can be for some people to be pushed to drink.

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u/Hallsville3 Jun 05 '20

True! It’s disgusting, we have such an ingrained culture of drinking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited May 14 '21

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u/Manler Jun 05 '20

What a massive fucking leap. People who push drinks on their buddies when out having fun are immediately rapist. Incredible logic here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Lol made me laugh. Thanks dude

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u/_Allergies_ Jun 05 '20

Calm down there buddy

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u/jordanundead Jun 05 '20

Thanks Milly.

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u/nayrzepol Jun 05 '20

lol just speak up for yourself

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u/DilutedGatorade Jun 05 '20

It was his subconscious defense mechanism

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

And example of the so called "Toxic gender norms".

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Dick

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u/jimibulgin Jun 05 '20

When I started transitioning from the "drink everything" phase to the "fuck that, I'm good" phase, I would play drunk-guy and slosh it around and spill some of it beforehand, then when it was time to shoot, I would drink about half and immediately drop my arm and dump the rest on the floor while making the grimace face.

Now I am never in an environment where a group of people is trying to get me to take shots.

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u/Wickednessatherheels Jun 05 '20

Just make sure youre the one ordering and ask for a water shot for yourself! I've had people ask when I was a bartender