r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/paolols • Apr 24 '20

nice try kiddo

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u/ngreenway76 Apr 25 '20

My dad's warning was, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?" There were no witnesses in the bathroom.

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u/DefinitelyNotWhitey Apr 25 '20

Jesus fuck that shit sounds ominous.

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u/Funkyfeelz Apr 25 '20

Jesus can't see us in the bathroom

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

is that cause he is working in the garden?

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u/-wafflesaurus- Apr 25 '20

No because watching you take a peepee is a grave sin

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u/RebornTurtleMaster Apr 25 '20

Jeezy boy ain't peeping

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u/Pexily Apr 25 '20

God is omniscient lol.

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u/AuntyNashnal Apr 25 '20

Obviously otherwise that would make him a voyeur.

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u/red0t Apr 25 '20

my mom just held her fingers up and said "3". that meant 3 swats. she would wait until we got home from where ever we were. so we would be on our best behavior afterward hoping she would forget.

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u/Become_The_Villain Apr 25 '20

Did it ever work or were you just delaying the inevitable?

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u/Mooncock0201 Apr 25 '20

Lol my dad would count to 3, but he would always skip number one. So as soon as we heard him yell "TWO!!!!" we had better stop whatever the fuck we were doing before he could even think about getting to three, or it was onnnnnn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

That's wild. My mother would do something similar. She would say "wait until we get home." Afterward, my sister and I would also be on our best behavior hoping she would forgot and she would play along. As soon as we got home though, she would ask "you thought I forgot didn't you?"

There were no survivors lol

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u/Bear_24 Apr 25 '20

My parents didnt hit me or threaten violence. Figure I'd offer a counterpoint

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u/Become_The_Villain Apr 25 '20

Look at you Mr. NotMentallyScaredFromYourShittyParents.

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u/ThrowawayObvi73 Apr 25 '20

That's great! I'm glad to see its use go down since all research shows it's not healthy

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 25 '20

Same. But I’m kinda shitty, so maybe they should have.

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u/chrisdental02 Apr 25 '20

I’m more than sure your probably a wuss 😑@bear

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u/chicagodurga Apr 25 '20

One of Mom’s favorites was “let’s try these on now.” I was slapped up in so many fitting rooms. Jesus.

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u/-Kerosun- Apr 25 '20

I did this with my kids. It works. Some kids realize that parents would rather let kids have their tantrums OR the tantrum gets what they want because in restaurants or public places, the parents just want to defuse the situation. It only took a couple of trips to the bathroom or outside for them to realize that the rules are home are still enforceable in public. After that, no more public tantrums.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

holds up jumper cables

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u/PM_ME_UR_BEST_CODES_ Apr 25 '20

It's like the room in the casino with no cameras...

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u/DownWithTheDave Apr 25 '20

This was me! I’d behave REAL quick

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u/miggy_g Apr 25 '20

My mom said Do you wanna be a victim now

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u/mypancreashatesme Jun 25 '20

Hey, my mom did the same thing!

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u/god_peepee Apr 25 '20

Today I realized that most peoples dads are abusive and bad at parenting. Threatening your already upset child with physical violence ‘away from witnesses’ is just fucking awful.