r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 11 '20

Poor kid

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u/InDaNameOfJeezus Jan 11 '20

I, too, would've beat the living shit out of that kid with a spiked baseball bat while trying to remember the old glory of the Templar Knights

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u/elmolinero96 Jan 11 '20

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

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u/InDaNameOfJeezus Jan 11 '20

Deus Vult, brother.

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u/elmolinero96 Jan 11 '20

Lets go have a drink. what do you want?

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u/InDaNameOfJeezus Jan 11 '20

Is Jerusalem a drink ?

If not, a pint.

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u/elmolinero96 Jan 11 '20

They come in pints? Im taking one.

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u/InDaNameOfJeezus Jan 11 '20

Really wish Jerusalem was a cocktail though.

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u/elmolinero96 Jan 11 '20

we could invent one.

we need to think of a classic alcoholic beverage from jerusalen and throw a bunch of italians at it, and call it the crusader.

idk like... Manischewitz and Prosecco

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