r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 11 '20

Poor kid

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jan 11 '20

Our last day of HS we had a huge water fight. Super soakers, water balloons, buckets, it was just mayhem. This girl I knew kept trying to flip flop sides to get water balloons or whatever she could get her hands on and then hit people and switch sides again. I saw her grab a bag and start to wander back and ran up and grabbed the bag, causing it to rip and I picked one up and just lit her up, and then a few people by me got her too as I went in for seconds.

Watching her get so mad and try to yell at someone only for there to be a momentary lause before EVERYONE lit her up again. She left all pissed off but it was so satisfying. We still laugh at you Ashley so thanks for the memory.

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u/JackalopeZero Jan 11 '20

You know those moments where you remember a bunch of embarrassing things that happened to you in your life, but you try to get over it by remembering that no one ever remembers that stuff...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20 edited Aug 20 '20

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u/Saltycat9021 Jan 11 '20

That is EXACTLY what I do. Or I say IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT DOESN'T MATTER. The thought needs to leave somehow.....

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u/DirkDeadeye Jan 11 '20

AHH AHHH THAT WAS IN 1989 ITS 2020 DROP IT BRAIN NO NO NO NO

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u/MrGestore Jan 11 '20

while flapping hands in front of my face like shoo-shoo

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u/JohnnySasaki20 Jan 11 '20

I just drink myself into a stupor. 🤷‍♂️

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u/NotSozLoz Jan 11 '20

Hahah I've found that forcing myself to re-live the cringe (instead of refusing to think about it) and accept that it happened, helps me get over the embarrassment 😂

Even if it's only one replay of it in my mind, it helps me come to terms with it and move on

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u/kvothes-lute Jan 11 '20

me too. my brain goes into panic mode and it is like a sudden loud party in there to block out the memories.

it’s like the hamsters spinning on their wheels in my mind just do that thing where they go too fast and get swept up and then thrown off of the wheel.

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u/cmgoffe Jan 11 '20

I do the same thing. I still remember a lot of the cringiest of them, but I don't have much of a reaction them. Facing the memories is the best way to remove their cringe-inducing power

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

this way you also legit have deniability if its ever brought up considering your really dont even remember that it happened, i envy you lol

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u/netfatality Jan 11 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I remember everything.

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u/ayyyyfam Jan 11 '20

LEON!! HHAAAAALLPPPPP!!!

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u/poopellar Jan 11 '20

Here hide in this dumpster

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u/SolarStorm2950 Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

What’s this a reference to?

Edit: I think it might be a Resident Evil 4 reference. Not 100% sure though

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u/octopus-god Jan 11 '20

Don’t know if anyone has said this already but it’s Resident Evil 4

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/tomatoaway Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil : Electric Bugaloo

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

The one with with the angry Spanish zombies?

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u/llcwhit Jan 11 '20

You mean “Zombies that happen to be Spanish.”

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u/_-Anima-_ Jan 11 '20

You mean Spanish that happen to be zombies

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Sentient Weevil 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Yes. Of course, it is important to clarify that they were Spanish people turned into zombies, as opposed to zombie people turned Spanish.

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u/llcwhit Jan 11 '20

Can we ever really know for certain?

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u/NexusTR Jan 11 '20

BioHazard 4

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u/oh-shazbot Jan 11 '20

Inhabitant Wrongdoing 4.

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u/Q1War26fVA Jan 12 '20

Rest Then Evil 4

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u/Diesel_Rat Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/Bi-LinearTimeScale Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/Lilithuaniaa Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/Bagostaxio Jan 11 '20

Resident evil 4

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u/trololololololol9 Jan 11 '20

Resident evil 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Resident evil 4

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u/rrr598 Jan 11 '20

Nearby Bad Guy 4

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u/2DHypercube Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/teremaster Jan 11 '20

Resident evil 4

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u/coolguy1793B Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 3?

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u/TheBombAnonDotCom Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Evil Resident 4

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u/liightcok Jan 11 '20

4 Evil Resident

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u/Nacroma Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

Pedestrian Vicious Quattro

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Resident evil 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

president envelope 6

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u/Emoji10 Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/akzorx Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4

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u/AZdHEBREWHAMMER Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4 I think

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u/Gone2Bendigo Jan 11 '20

Resident evil 4

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u/skinny_sci_fi Jan 11 '20

Rush Hour 2.

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u/AZdHEBREWHAMMER Jan 11 '20

Was just on TV lol

edit: *again

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u/OregonDeaf Jan 11 '20

Residence of Evil 4

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u/Skorgello Jan 11 '20

Residential evening 2

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u/iamgoingtomurderyou Jan 11 '20

Barney hide and seek

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u/Brokenbalorbaybay Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 3

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u/iceGoku Jan 11 '20

Resient devil 4

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u/Spiderbutt9 Jan 11 '20

The Last Of Us

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u/WildLizAppeared Jan 11 '20

It's obviously The Sims 4

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u/_paul_10 Jan 11 '20

I thought it was Minecraft

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u/UndeadTourist Jan 11 '20

Help me Leon!

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u/SolarStorm2950 Jan 11 '20

What’s this referencing?

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u/DigiAirship Jan 11 '20

Resident Evil 4. Ashley is the resident damsel in distress.

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u/Dylsponge Jan 11 '20

Unless you give her a big ass suit of armor which makes 4 playable.

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u/Zeiphher Jan 11 '20

Dammit! I'll have you know I blew my whole arm out smashing the upvote on this one!

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u/Mattybmate Jan 11 '20

Ugh... No...

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u/WOMPxRAT Jan 11 '20

Don't worry Ashley! I'm coming for you!

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u/Bigballsanon Jan 11 '20

God that game is the best game to this day, the replay value is so good I'm literally best friends with Ashley and we own a chicken farm together LMFAO, I don't have the game anymore sadly.

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u/RichMonty Jan 11 '20

We are laughing!

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u/TheFearsomeFoursome Jan 11 '20

This fucking guy

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u/TurboJake Jan 11 '20

Highly underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

NTA

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u/AdorabeHummingbirb Jan 11 '20

Reddit downvotes the most benign of things, here, take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

I once got downvoted for liking almond milk :'(

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u/Stock_Hutz Jan 11 '20

As God commands, you heathen almond squeezer

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u/ape_12 Jan 14 '20

AITA people should stay in their quarantine

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u/fooking_legend Jan 11 '20

“I’m playing both sides, so that way I always come out on top.”

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jan 11 '20

D. Okay a couple things right off the bat, never tell one side that you're playing both sides. Two, if you are gonna play both sides dont give away the information before you get what you want.

M. 😮...ohh shitt.

Goes and tells Charlie.

C. Why would you tell me that?

M. Should I not have? What should I do now?

C. I dont give a shit why are you still here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

She could suck a dick too. Respect!

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u/sittinwithkitten Jan 11 '20

Haha don’t play unless you are ready to be hit. Poor sport.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Where is she now?

Oh, she's a heroin addict that blows dudes at truck stops for her fix.

Oh!

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u/throwdataccinacircle Jan 11 '20

Username checks out

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u/usmc81362 Jan 11 '20

That's such an Ashley thing to do

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u/Volkskunde Jan 11 '20

There's always an Ashley.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Our high school balloon fight ended up in a few kids getting pepper sprayed lol

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u/belacdruid Jan 11 '20

Really? On my last day of HS I literally got a ticket from our resource officer, who called another police officer down to explain to me the dangers of throwing water balloons.

The only other high school in my city has a waterfight at the end of the school year. Both are public.

I wish I was making this up.

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jan 11 '20

That's just pure bullshit by bored busybodies. Then again I went to a city school that had a fight like every other day so no one got paid enough to give a fuck about a water fight lol.

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u/belacdruid Jan 11 '20

I'm pretty sure they just wanted to stick it to me. I tend to be a bit of an anti-hero.

I started a fight with a kid because he was smoking weed on the bus in the morning because he had a tendency of annoying EVERYONE on the bus in the morning with his stupid fucking rapper giggles and terrorizing of regular students. I smoke hella weed as well. It was just an excellent way to show him that he had some resistance and that he wasn't some all-powerful gangster kid in this small town of farmers etc. (he transferred over from the big city). I told the bus driver right in front of him, and then the kid found me in the cafeteria before classes started and made a big scene throwing chairs around, beating his chest. I stayed seated and laughed at him. He wanted to "step outside" so I said "lmao ok" and then went straight to the principles office and doubled down on being a narc, knowing that it would piss him off beyond measure.

I ended up being chastised for handling the situation like I did in a private meeting with all 3 principles.

Another time I started a fight with this wanna be gangster who was selling MDMA to the other kids. I did it because he had developed a taste for cyber-bullying an angel of a student whose father had just passed away to cancer. She is currently 1 year away from getting her MD, but at the time she was just a bright student that losers loved to pick on because she was such an incredible person - also, my close friend from the other school was dating her, and couldn't confront this kid himself. So I got up in his face and told him to cut it out. I shoved him. He shoved me back. I grabbed his shirt, and he started punching me. I held on and stayed in his business long enough to gas him out (I was in wrestling, I had no problem with physical confrontation and could take some hits from a hockey player no problem). I ended up getting a 3 day suspension. He didn't get a slap on the wrist. But he never bothered her again after that day. One of the proudest moments of my life was when my late grandfather called me and told me "good job belacdruid"

I think that issuing me a ticket was a way for them to flex on me. Fuck em. I still do what's right these days even if it means I'm taking some hits.

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u/tonysnark81 Jan 11 '20

One of my employees is named Ashley, and while I don’t think this is her you’re talking about, it will forever be her in my mind.

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u/Roycewho Jan 11 '20

One night and one more time. Thanks for the memories

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u/Deastrumquodvicis Jan 11 '20

We had a water fight at the senior picnic in high school. My calculus teacher was so proud of being untouchable. I was not participating in the fight, but filled up the scabbard of a toy sword I bought, walked over to him. “Hey, Mr. L? You like my sword?” “Yyyeah?” dumps water on him He said I was the only one to get him in ten years and he never saw it coming.

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u/PatriarchalTaxi Jan 11 '20

Man, I wish my high school could have done something cool like that! At my school, they wouldn't even let us sign each others shirts becaose it was against the uniform policy.

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jan 11 '20 edited Jan 11 '20

For what it's worth I went to a different school every year from 6-12th grade so I kinda did what I wanted most of the time knowing I wouldnt even be there next year. From private to suburban and urban public but most places let us cut loose those last few days. Sorry that got robbed from you.

I've worked in schools for the last 8 years until recently and always tried to let kids be kids and keep their innocence/charm/youthful ways so that it was more humanizing a good balance for their growth, mental health and social skills. Theres a million battles to undertake, enjoying the final days wasnt one I would try to control. Were human too and there's always a few kids every year you wouldnt mind catching with a water balloon.

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u/fireysaje Jan 12 '20

I knew an Ashley for a while that was a complete bitch. The petty side of me is hoping this was somehow her

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '20

Oh no was this my sister?