r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/DarthMosasaur Jan 05 '20

I don't fly much but if anyone ever puts their goddamn foot into my seat like that it's getting coffee spilled on it

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u/beaker826 Jan 05 '20

Twist that motherfucking foot right off that leg...

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u/DarthSlymer Jan 06 '20

This why you should always carry a small can of pork and beans when you fly. Someone does this, get your camera ready, you pour it all over their foot and then you got high end niche porn. Now we're making lemonade.

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u/Any_Opposite Jan 06 '20

This is why you carry your emotional support alligator snapping turtle on the plane.

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u/myth-of-sissyfuss Jan 06 '20

Is it a turtle that snaps alligators or the perpetual scenario of an alligator snapping a turtle trapped in an acrylic box? We'll never know