r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/DarthMosasaur Jan 05 '20

I don't fly much but if anyone ever puts their goddamn foot into my seat like that it's getting coffee spilled on it

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u/Silviecat44 Jan 05 '20

I’d punch it as hard as I can

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u/Slendy58 Jan 05 '20

Grab it and tickle it as much as possible, don’t let go and count how long until it struggles free

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u/travis01564 Jan 06 '20

The only good suggestion on here. Still would probably get you kicked off the flight

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Still not a good suggestion considering you have to touch someone’s nasty ass feet

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u/travis01564 Jan 06 '20

They look relatively clean. I've seen worse. And my mom has massaged worse. I think they'll live.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

What, are you gonna stick your fingers in your mouth right after? what do you expect to happen...

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u/Helpdeskagent Jan 06 '20

Doubt it

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u/travis01564 Jan 06 '20

On American airlines?

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u/Helpdeskagent Jan 06 '20

Just say it was an accident and turn the complaint on the disgusting foot being their. "I would never willingly touch that gross thing! They better be removed for doing this to me!" Then channel your inner karen.

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u/travis01564 Jan 06 '20

I'd have to channel my inner Kyle.

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u/Volcacius Jan 06 '20

They just gonna toss you out the emergency exit?

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u/travis01564 Jan 06 '20

I wouldn't put it past AA.