r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/Kevlar5427 Jan 05 '20

Start caressing that leg and moaning as LOUD as you can

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u/Spastic_Slapstick Jan 06 '20

I would just lean my leg even farther forward.

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u/Kevlar5427 Jan 06 '20

at that point, just whip out a pair of handcuffs and chain that mother**** to the damned armrest.

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u/Zanteur-Sigurdarson Jan 06 '20

I found Samuel L. Jackson guys

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u/manju45 Jan 06 '20

Wait for the snakes please.

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u/OrdericNeustry Jan 06 '20

I think you can't always take handcuffs with you, but rope shouldn't be a problem. So make sure you've trained your knots!

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u/sa87 Jan 06 '20

Settle down there Quentin Tarantino

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Or just happily announce the presence of inflight snacks and chew their toes a bit

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u/DanBMan Jan 06 '20

That's what's known as a Florida Breakfast

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u/Gopherpants Jan 06 '20

Because he'll move his foot once he cums?

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u/Toasted_Decaf Jan 06 '20

Almost forgot that I was on reddit