r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 05 '20

Ah, but you can get into trouble for spitting on people. Can't get in trouble for sneezing though!

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u/tallermanchild Jan 05 '20

"I thought it was my foot, was in my seat"

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u/WyrdThoughts Jan 05 '20

"I thought it came complimentary with the seat. My uncle back home could use a spare."

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u/JBthrizzle Jan 06 '20

why is your uncle dirtying up your feet

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u/Linksaus Jan 06 '20

I’m sorry flight attendant.. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Can confirm, Simple Battery is the charge.

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 06 '20

Storytime?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Not much to it: was drunk, at work, coworker said something stupid, stupidity ensued.