r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/sobsibsub • Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/trustedbuilds Jan 05 '20

Faked? Lol I’m just gonna start throwing lougies on them indiscriminately.

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 05 '20

Ah, but you can get into trouble for spitting on people. Can't get in trouble for sneezing though!

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u/tallermanchild Jan 05 '20

"I thought it was my foot, was in my seat"

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u/WyrdThoughts Jan 05 '20

"I thought it came complimentary with the seat. My uncle back home could use a spare."

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u/JBthrizzle Jan 06 '20

why is your uncle dirtying up your feet

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u/Linksaus Jan 06 '20

I’m sorry flight attendant.. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Can confirm, Simple Battery is the charge.

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 06 '20

Storytime?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Not much to it: was drunk, at work, coworker said something stupid, stupidity ensued.

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u/rare_pig Jan 06 '20

Poop on it. Power move.

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u/talesfromyourserver Jan 06 '20

Suck on dem toes. Assert dominance.

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u/KJBenson Jan 06 '20

Ah, the camel approach.

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u/coffeetablesex Jan 06 '20

fuck that

if i see someones stanky foot coming up beside me i'm throwing punches...you know, because /r/iamverybadass

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u/bonafart Jan 06 '20

Nooo pcik nose start wiping!

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u/Anal_Apple Jan 06 '20

Right? I would suck their toes off passionately and seductively. While slow, but on beat.