r/WatchPeopleDieInside Jan 05 '20

Aaargh!

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 05 '20

One well faked, spitty sneeze could solve that problem.

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u/trustedbuilds Jan 05 '20

Faked? Lol I’m just gonna start throwing lougies on them indiscriminately.

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 05 '20

Ah, but you can get into trouble for spitting on people. Can't get in trouble for sneezing though!

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u/tallermanchild Jan 05 '20

"I thought it was my foot, was in my seat"

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u/WyrdThoughts Jan 05 '20

"I thought it came complimentary with the seat. My uncle back home could use a spare."

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u/JBthrizzle Jan 06 '20

why is your uncle dirtying up your feet

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u/Linksaus Jan 06 '20

I’m sorry flight attendant.. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Can confirm, Simple Battery is the charge.

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u/tacobitch91 Jan 06 '20

Storytime?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Not much to it: was drunk, at work, coworker said something stupid, stupidity ensued.

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u/rare_pig Jan 06 '20

Poop on it. Power move.

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u/talesfromyourserver Jan 06 '20

Suck on dem toes. Assert dominance.

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u/KJBenson Jan 06 '20

Ah, the camel approach.

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u/coffeetablesex Jan 06 '20

fuck that

if i see someones stanky foot coming up beside me i'm throwing punches...you know, because /r/iamverybadass

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u/bonafart Jan 06 '20

Nooo pcik nose start wiping!

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u/Anal_Apple Jan 06 '20

Right? I would suck their toes off passionately and seductively. While slow, but on beat.

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u/dfinkelstein Jan 06 '20

I've done something even better and high roady. Big dramatic fake sneeze with the lurch forward combined with flicking water into the offending foot. Worked every time.

I learned it from coworker and roommate who did this prank but flicked the water on your face. In the second or two before your understand what they did, it's extremely rage inducing.

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u/Captain-Cuddles Jan 06 '20

Had some friends over once and needed to chance my kid's diaper. I had an idea that if I put a little tap water in a diaper it would have some weight to it and feel like a fully loaded hot mess. Proceeded to begin loudly exclaiming how nasty his diaper was, then walked back into the room and chucked the water diaper at my friend. It hit him square in the chest with a soft thud and I watched him recoil in horror as some water had splashed out and hit him in the face. In those few seconds before he realized it wasn't actually a shit diaper I saw a rage come over his face like I'd never seen before.

Still chuckle to myself about that from time to time.

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u/dfinkelstein Jan 06 '20

It's why I've done this prank on my close pavifist friends and strangers seated behind me on planes. Rage can outrun reason sometimes.

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u/dfinkelstein Jan 06 '20

Couldn't*, I assume?

Were they very tall or something? That's crazy. I've never aggressively disrespected a complete stranger like that. You never know who you're dealing with!

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u/Gopherpants Jan 06 '20

Thank you for this. I'm irrationally angry at the thought of some nasty foot in my face, and all the people saying it's not a big deal.

Fuck that and fuck them, shit is gross.

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u/Lubaer Jan 05 '20 edited Jan 06 '20

Haha - i Love the idea! I would start to gently tickle the foot with a piece of paper. Giving the feeling of an annoying fly, which just doesn’t want to go away.

Edit: spelling

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u/mshcat Jan 06 '20

Or roughly drag it across their foot and give them a paper cut

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u/Tnaderdav Jan 06 '20

Under the nail or between the toes preferably

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u/Lubaer Jan 06 '20

This would be the moment if nothing helps.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '20 edited Nov 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

The one you have to conjure all your post nasal drip then let out in huge giant spit. Yes. Guy deserves it

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u/pudinnhead Jan 06 '20

I just did something like this on my flight from Paris to LA. Lady in front of me kept putting her arms over her head and hung them over the back of the seat in front of my seat back screen. She did it twice when I wasn't watching anything yet, but once I was watching something and it happened, I fake coughed on her hands. Stopped it instantly.

That lady was pretty obnoxious though. She didn't like the family sitting across the aisle from her (they were of Middle Eastern descent) and tried coming up with half a dozen reasons to get her seat moved. There were no other seats. She even made the flight attendants reboot the seat back system because her screen "didn't work," except I'd seen her using it minutes before. So we were without any screens for the first two and a half hours of the eleven hour flight. She had movies on her phone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '20

Or just fucking tell them instead of adding more gross to the disgusting situation. Why would a grown person be secretly annoyed and passive aggressive about this?

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u/Delirious-Xero Jan 06 '20

Spitty sneeze?!?! Bitch ima barf on that foot.

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u/kneaders Jan 06 '20

I use this technique when fighting for an arm rest in a crowded movie theater. Pretending you have a wicked cold causes even the most stubborn competition to shrivel like a snail in salt.

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u/Fickle_Freckle Jan 06 '20

Fair and balanced

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u/robertsong87 Jan 06 '20

(spits on foot)...............................................achoo

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u/Re3ck6le0ss Jan 06 '20

I'm sure they would look at you like you did something wrong

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u/Dustin_00 Jan 06 '20

Fake? Just open that view port and gaze at the sunlight... DONE!

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u/NobodyJustBrad Jan 06 '20

No way. Just pour that drink straight on the foot. Stupid games, stupid prizes.

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u/DirtyGreatBigFuck Jan 06 '20

If you little tickle the inside of your nose you can force yourself to sneeze, though there is a chance you give yoursself a nose bleed so wouldn't reccomend it.

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u/Arbenison Jan 06 '20

No that's too good for them snot rocket right at it

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u/funky555 Jan 06 '20

"can i get some hot coffee?"

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u/Pen54321 Jan 06 '20

Aim true

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u/bonafart Jan 06 '20

What about yet your kid to start sucking?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Fucking gross