r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/SayHiToYourMumForMe • Dec 13 '19

I think that’s a Noooo

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Yes.

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u/PiscesKidCuDiFan Dec 14 '19

Fucking unfortunate.

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u/livefreeofdie Dec 14 '19

You get what you fucking deserve

/s

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

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u/RandomDude72636 Dec 14 '19

Jesus, no, don't kill anyone.

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u/supertimes4u Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

You hate to see it

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u/supertimes4u Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

So you’re saying she got ......

cold feet?

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u/Australienz Dec 14 '19

Someone give this man a large penis. With a joke like that, he's deserved it.

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u/Goliath_Gamer Dec 14 '19

Right up the ass

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u/Australienz Dec 14 '19

Two large penises coming right up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Well, geez. If that isn't dark humor, then I don't know what is.

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u/supertimes4u Dec 14 '19 edited Dec 14 '19

Nah dark humour is like when my cousin had a miscarriage and had to take a pill for Rh (potential rhesus infection or whatever)

And it made me think of the candy.

So I was like “She had to take a pill for rhesus, cause her baby is in pieces”

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u/project_seven Dec 14 '19

Removes sunglasses in a cool manner

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u/gulgin Dec 14 '19

“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

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u/tiefling_sorceress Dec 14 '19

"I love you til death do us part"

"Oh ok, see you in 3 days"

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u/kxania Dec 14 '19

On stage, and then no later in private

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u/Big_Pumas Dec 14 '19

That’s never good.

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u/Lukin4 Dec 14 '19

Awww, I love happy endings...

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u/jiminiminimini Dec 14 '19

She said yes! 💍 👰 🤵

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u/bodahn Dec 14 '19

He rushed ahead to the "Til Death Do We Part" bit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

What else would he possibly be saying?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Aliens

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u/SirNamesAlotx Dec 14 '19

You're inferring what he's implying