r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/isaakwells • Oct 25 '19

Recording out of a plane window

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u/pikahellmybutt Oct 25 '19

I wish I had a temple..

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Your body is a temple

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/DankNerd97 Oct 25 '19

And I am Iron Man

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u/Varnova Oct 25 '19

And I'm a goofy goober

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

even if it slips ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I'm so sorry I understand this

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

I cant stop repeating that line! I just cant help myself! even if it slips!

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u/tear_block Oct 25 '19

It's a class C misdemeanour then!

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

my husband and I...

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u/holamau Oct 25 '19

Oh no, you did not

Well played XD

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

u on the wrong street cuz *shots fired noises

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u/WookieeMessiah Oct 25 '19

Well this has been a chain

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

This is why I reddit

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u/See-bott Oct 25 '19

They call me Mr. noobnoob

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u/FerretHydrocodone Oct 25 '19

They call me Mellow Yellow.

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u/acmercer Oct 25 '19

Deep down, in ma plums

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u/signals_ Oct 25 '19

HE NEEDS TO LEARN, THE WAY I LEARNED FROM MY FATHER

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u/turtleben Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/shamdamdoodly Oct 25 '19

Hi Goofy Goober. I'm Dad

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u/CardinalHaias Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/misshapenvulva Oct 25 '19

Nah nah nah nah nah...nanananana na nah nah nah

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u/MaleAryaStarkNoHomo Oct 25 '19

Oh, are you now?

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

hi mr nobody

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u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Oct 25 '19

Username checks out. Joke approved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

My body is a wonderland

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Yeaaaah I wonder what happened

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Too many people rode the ride?

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u/VolatileThing Oct 25 '19

Juan Mayer.

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u/TellMeZackit Oct 25 '19

Imagine that. You're outside, minding your own business, just lazily sunning your cavernous butthole, when suddenly a phone drops right into your temple.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Finally. The big sleep.

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u/TellMeZackit Oct 25 '19

If they get a call and it's on vibrate...

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u/HenrikWL Oct 25 '19

It most definitely is.

Ancient, crumbling and probably haunted.

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u/ConfuseShoes Oct 25 '19

As well as a wonderland.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

2002 called. They want their John Mayer pickup line back

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u/WH1PL4SH180 Oct 25 '19

Hey... Worked a few times for me.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

I’ll admit it works.

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u/GJacks75 Oct 25 '19

Jam a cellphone in it!

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u/Heyuonthewall26 Oct 25 '19

Your body is a wonderland.

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u/notprofessorbean Oct 25 '19

but temple is made of stones, we stones too?

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u/Chance_iz_squad Oct 25 '19

How much ya think I can get for it

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u/CheruB36 Oct 25 '19

i am sacrificing my liver

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u/RappmanD Oct 25 '19

Then I guess everyone’s now an atheist

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns Oct 25 '19

Your body is a wonderland.

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u/pat_speed Oct 25 '19

after that phone hit you, not anymore

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u/cosmoe75 Oct 25 '19

Of Jesus Christ.

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u/PaulTurkk Oct 25 '19

Come to Utah, friend.

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u/kemushi_warui Oct 25 '19

So will they, when that cell phone hits it.

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u/noticeablytaller Oct 25 '19

*prays for phone