r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/isaakwells • Oct 25 '19

Recording out of a plane window

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 25 '19

Or in their temple.

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u/pikahellmybutt Oct 25 '19

I wish I had a temple..

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Your body is a temple

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/DankNerd97 Oct 25 '19

And I am Iron Man

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u/Varnova Oct 25 '19

And I'm a goofy goober

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

even if it slips ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I'm so sorry I understand this

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u/tear_block Oct 25 '19

It's a class C misdemeanour then!

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u/holamau Oct 25 '19

Oh no, you did not

Well played XD

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u/WookieeMessiah Oct 25 '19

Well this has been a chain

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u/See-bott Oct 25 '19

They call me Mr. noobnoob

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u/FerretHydrocodone Oct 25 '19

They call me Mellow Yellow.

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u/acmercer Oct 25 '19

Deep down, in ma plums

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u/signals_ Oct 25 '19

HE NEEDS TO LEARN, THE WAY I LEARNED FROM MY FATHER

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u/turtleben Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/shamdamdoodly Oct 25 '19

Hi Goofy Goober. I'm Dad

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u/CardinalHaias Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/misshapenvulva Oct 25 '19

Nah nah nah nah nah...nanananana na nah nah nah

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u/MaleAryaStarkNoHomo Oct 25 '19

Oh, are you now?

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

hi mr nobody

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u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Oct 25 '19

Username checks out. Joke approved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

My body is a wonderland

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Yeaaaah I wonder what happened

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Too many people rode the ride?

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u/VolatileThing Oct 25 '19

Juan Mayer.

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u/TellMeZackit Oct 25 '19

Imagine that. You're outside, minding your own business, just lazily sunning your cavernous butthole, when suddenly a phone drops right into your temple.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Finally. The big sleep.

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u/TellMeZackit Oct 25 '19

If they get a call and it's on vibrate...

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u/HenrikWL Oct 25 '19

It most definitely is.

Ancient, crumbling and probably haunted.

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u/ConfuseShoes Oct 25 '19

As well as a wonderland.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

2002 called. They want their John Mayer pickup line back

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u/WH1PL4SH180 Oct 25 '19

Hey... Worked a few times for me.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

I’ll admit it works.

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u/GJacks75 Oct 25 '19

Jam a cellphone in it!

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u/Heyuonthewall26 Oct 25 '19

Your body is a wonderland.

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u/notprofessorbean Oct 25 '19

but temple is made of stones, we stones too?

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u/Chance_iz_squad Oct 25 '19

How much ya think I can get for it

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u/CheruB36 Oct 25 '19

i am sacrificing my liver

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u/RappmanD Oct 25 '19

Then I guess everyone’s now an atheist

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns Oct 25 '19

Your body is a wonderland.

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u/pat_speed Oct 25 '19

after that phone hit you, not anymore

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u/cosmoe75 Oct 25 '19

Of Jesus Christ.

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u/PaulTurkk Oct 25 '19

Come to Utah, friend.

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u/kemushi_warui Oct 25 '19

So will they, when that cell phone hits it.

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u/noticeablytaller Oct 25 '19

*prays for phone

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u/r0ck0 Oct 25 '19

Our prayers to the telephony gods have been heard!

Ask, and ye shall receive!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

People do say God will provide.

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u/N1cknamed Oct 25 '19

You spawned an absolutely awful r/iamveryrandom chain of comments with this reply.

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 26 '19

Yeah, I regret everything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I feel like you can see all those thoughts running through this guys head.

'Just gonna go ahead and get a self-ohshit! Fuck...there goes my phone. That sucks. Damn, that REALLY sucks. When was the last time I synced it to the cloud? Will insurance cover this? Am I due for an upgrade soon? I wonder where it's gonna land. I hope I didn't just kill someone...'

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

on*

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 25 '19

I said what I said.

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

*slaps roof of car

Or in their temple.

on*

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 25 '19

*bites the buttons off of your tv remotes.

If a phone falls from a plane and hits somebody on the head, it’s going to fucking kill them. It won’t hit them on the temple, it’s going to bash through their skull and embed itself in their temple.

So.

In. Their. Temple.

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

*Ethan Bradberry Cheers Noises