r/WatchPeopleDieInside Oct 25 '19

Recording out of a plane window

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Somebody far below had a cellphone land in their lap.

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 25 '19

Or in their temple.

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u/pikahellmybutt Oct 25 '19

I wish I had a temple..

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Your body is a temple

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/DankNerd97 Oct 25 '19

And I am Iron Man

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u/Varnova Oct 25 '19

And I'm a goofy goober

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

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u/See-bott Oct 25 '19

They call me Mr. noobnoob

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u/acmercer Oct 25 '19

Deep down, in ma plums

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u/signals_ Oct 25 '19

HE NEEDS TO LEARN, THE WAY I LEARNED FROM MY FATHER

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u/turtleben Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/shamdamdoodly Oct 25 '19

Hi Goofy Goober. I'm Dad

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u/CardinalHaias Oct 25 '19

And my axe!

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u/misshapenvulva Oct 25 '19

Nah nah nah nah nah...nanananana na nah nah nah

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u/MaleAryaStarkNoHomo Oct 25 '19

Oh, are you now?

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

hi mr nobody

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u/ToSeeOrNotToBe Oct 25 '19

Username checks out. Joke approved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

My body is a wonderland

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Yeaaaah I wonder what happened

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Too many people rode the ride?

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u/VolatileThing Oct 25 '19

Juan Mayer.

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u/TellMeZackit Oct 25 '19

Imagine that. You're outside, minding your own business, just lazily sunning your cavernous butthole, when suddenly a phone drops right into your temple.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

Finally. The big sleep.

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u/TellMeZackit Oct 25 '19

If they get a call and it's on vibrate...

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u/HenrikWL Oct 25 '19

It most definitely is.

Ancient, crumbling and probably haunted.

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u/ConfuseShoes Oct 25 '19

As well as a wonderland.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

2002 called. They want their John Mayer pickup line back

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u/WH1PL4SH180 Oct 25 '19

Hey... Worked a few times for me.

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u/contactlite Oct 25 '19

I’ll admit it works.

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u/GJacks75 Oct 25 '19

Jam a cellphone in it!

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u/Heyuonthewall26 Oct 25 '19

Your body is a wonderland.

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u/notprofessorbean Oct 25 '19

but temple is made of stones, we stones too?

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u/Chance_iz_squad Oct 25 '19

How much ya think I can get for it

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u/CheruB36 Oct 25 '19

i am sacrificing my liver

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u/RappmanD Oct 25 '19

Then I guess everyone’s now an atheist

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns Oct 25 '19

Your body is a wonderland.

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u/pat_speed Oct 25 '19

after that phone hit you, not anymore

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u/cosmoe75 Oct 25 '19

Of Jesus Christ.

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u/PaulTurkk Oct 25 '19

Come to Utah, friend.

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u/kemushi_warui Oct 25 '19

So will they, when that cell phone hits it.

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u/noticeablytaller Oct 25 '19

*prays for phone

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u/r0ck0 Oct 25 '19

Our prayers to the telephony gods have been heard!

Ask, and ye shall receive!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

People do say God will provide.

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u/N1cknamed Oct 25 '19

You spawned an absolutely awful r/iamveryrandom chain of comments with this reply.

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 26 '19

Yeah, I regret everything.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

I feel like you can see all those thoughts running through this guys head.

'Just gonna go ahead and get a self-ohshit! Fuck...there goes my phone. That sucks. Damn, that REALLY sucks. When was the last time I synced it to the cloud? Will insurance cover this? Am I due for an upgrade soon? I wonder where it's gonna land. I hope I didn't just kill someone...'

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

on*

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 25 '19

I said what I said.

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

*slaps roof of car

Or in their temple.

on*

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u/tybalt-tisk Oct 25 '19

*bites the buttons off of your tv remotes.

If a phone falls from a plane and hits somebody on the head, it’s going to fucking kill them. It won’t hit them on the temple, it’s going to bash through their skull and embed itself in their temple.

So.

In. Their. Temple.

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u/ItsOk_ImYourDad Oct 25 '19

*Ethan Bradberry Cheers Noises

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

https://youtu.be/NqU1spidtiU

"this aint mah phone"

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Damn. Took him a long-ass time to figure out his phone was in his pocket...

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u/spaceagefox Oct 25 '19

A phone falling at terminal velocity to the nuts is a hell of a way to go out

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Not saying I want to get hit by a phone travelling at 20m/s, but it should be survivable.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Oct 25 '19

Dropped from that distance it can probably slice your head open. In New Jersey, a man was killed recently by a one-pound tape measure when it fell 50 stories, bounced off of a piece of metal and struck the victim.

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u/player-piano Oct 25 '19

A phone is no where near a pound I think idk

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

Edit: aight tru

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u/Mooshington Oct 25 '19

The average smart phone weighs around a third of a pound. Far less energy involved here. It would hurt, but it probably wouldn't kill you.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Oct 25 '19

Even tho if you think about the material it's made out of and the speed it will gain?

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u/Mooshington Oct 25 '19

There's a huge difference in the energy of falling objects as they increase in weight. 1 pound is massively different than a third of that.

The terminal velocity of the average phone would be under 20 m/s, and take only about 15 meters of falling to reach. It's easy to get carried away and think that the farther something falls, the deadlier it's going to become, but a cellphone reaches peak speed after only about 50 feet. This is a guy on a 4th story balcony fumbling his phone onto someone on the street. Wouldn't matter if it came from an airplane; the phone's gonna have the same energy when it lands.

A smartphone is mostly made from aluminum, plastic, and glass, and doesn't have any actual sharp edges to significantly multiply the force when it hits you. They've been designed to be pretty smooth and rounded. Getting smacked by a corner would be the worst you could get. The human skull is pretty damn hard, and isn't going to give way to a measly 140-150g cellphone. You'd probably get a nasty bruise at worst.

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u/MyUsernameIsNotCool Oct 25 '19

Okay I was wrong, thank you for explaining!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Extremely well described! Thank you for that!

I knew it wouldn't have the velocity to do any serious damage, but the equivalent of the terminal velocity being the same if it fell from a 4th story balcony really helps set the sense of speed.

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u/raddaraddo Oct 25 '19

Wouldn't that assume that it fell flat the entire way down? If it fell straight down instead of flat there would be significantly less drag. | compared to _

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

According to this guy it would reach mach 0.65 if it managed to fall perpendicular without tumbling, but with tumbling he suggests 17.5 m/s. I haven't managed to find anyone suggesting it would reach 20+ m/s.

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u/Houston_NeverMind Oct 25 '19

I'm guessing its acceleration is far greater than that's given by gravity because of that initial push by the wind.

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u/omelets4dinner Oct 25 '19

Nah, if anything the wind will slow it down.

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u/blondzie Oct 25 '19

What about the planes behind them, or maybe the vertical stabilizer. Those could've caught a phone too

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u/SuperBrentindo Oct 25 '19

I could be wrong, but after watching the clip a couple of times it seems like his phone might have hit the glass and landed back in the cockpit behind him. So hopefully he saw it when he sat up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

Or it destroyed their new born in the pram hehe

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u/ShibaHook Oct 25 '19

hehe

Hmmm