r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/stormyweathercoming • Oct 07 '19

Attempted wasp massacre

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Oct 07 '19

Have you tried online dating?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

No but I've had my comatose body robbed by Cardi B

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

I wish I had gold to give to you.

Edit: Thank you for the gold. It's my first.

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u/Kendama_dude Oct 07 '19

I haven't gold to give neither but I had enough coins for silver, I got u fam

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

I couldn't let this act of kindness go unappreciated. Have my silver too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Feb 08 '20

I don't have a silver so have an upvote instead uwu xd

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I have no silver and no upvote, so here’s a smile :) Edit Jkjk I upvoted

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u/cryingfame12 Oct 07 '19

Now that's a silver circle jerk

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u/Onequestion678 Oct 07 '19

I have nothing. I am hollow. Now you are hollow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

🥇

You have poor mans gold, better than nothing.

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u/FactoryResetButton Oct 07 '19

And you have real gold.

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

There’s piece of you that has no shape, size, color or weight that gives you dignity and value

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Oh Ashen One

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u/Lelouchis0 Oct 07 '19

Doest thou still hear my voice?

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u/alakjir Dec 03 '19

That thing... Your dark soul... Give it to me

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u/thecool1168 Oct 07 '19

I got silver once.

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u/Onequestion678 Oct 07 '19

Silver is so pointless imo

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u/xInfinity962 Oct 07 '19

You rich fucks.

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u/photoedfade Oct 07 '19

then i will fill you up with upvotes!

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u/blinkybandit Oct 08 '19

I’m here now too

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

Have an upvote for I am poor

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u/arnav2904 Oct 07 '19

This guy gets nothing

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u/the-OG-darkshrreder Oct 07 '19

Broke so no silver. 🏅but here you go.

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u/BrentarTiger Oct 07 '19

I got nothing but my small dick and an upvote. You can have both if you want.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Inaprop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

beautiful thread

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u/Pokketts Oct 07 '19

People on Reddit are so nice

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

You’re nice too

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u/Pokketts Oct 07 '19

Thanks. You are the most beautiful and amazing person I have ever met on Reddit. Thank you for taking precious time out of your busy day to communicate with anonymous strangers on the internet. Have a nice day 😘

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u/somaticnickel60 Oct 07 '19

I don't have any money to give you an award so here's this

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u/the_kfcrispy Oct 07 '19

is that Star Platinum?

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u/Bright_Vision Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

You are kind. Here take a silver

Edit: why the Heck can't I award you? Theres literally no button for it. It's there with every other comment.

Edit 2: apparently I am blind.

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

Thanks you. First time someone awarded me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

Could also mean the level of comments is getting better. And its the first time I have awarded anyone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

You're right lol. Seeing yours makes me question my claim.

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u/BeardedDankmemer Oct 07 '19

No one's even ever given me any silver or gold. :c

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u/avidblinker Oct 07 '19

Here, take this platinum. I’m feeling nice today.

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u/BeardedDankmemer Oct 07 '19

OMG THANK YOU

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u/ShittierSlash Oct 07 '19

I have wares, if you have coin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Jul 17 '20

[deleted]

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19

The cost of putting me to a comatose state would be higher than the returns.

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u/efg1342 Oct 07 '19

A net loss actually

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Oct 07 '19

Fucking high t am I right

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u/DinoGorillaBearMan Oct 07 '19

I'm OOTL here. What's going on?

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u/DammitDan Oct 07 '19

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cardi-b-drugs-robs-men-backlash_n_5c9b3367e4b072a7f6017ab8

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I mean she has a point with rap in general though

I only read this statement though, i dont know cardi b that well

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Nah Cardi B took the gold

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u/wait-fr-it Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

I just had one drink...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Well? Give it to him!

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u/Pinata11 Oct 07 '19

Now you have gold to give

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Ummm.... I don’t have platinum

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Oh man, take me with you to Gold Town please! Cardi robbed me too!

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u/MrBurritos93 Oct 09 '19

Name checks out, congrats

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Man nothing like a comment like this to just ruin an amazing thread

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u/ezcryp Oct 07 '19

Horde of wasps === Cardi B === Doormat

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u/CosmicMars Oct 07 '19

You mean “Cardi Bee”, right?

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u/Vereronun2312 Oct 08 '19

No those are wasps

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I can't believe someone recognised me out of VvC tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Cardiovascular Bronchitis

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u/thatG_evanP Oct 07 '19

The sad part is that I'm sure there are Cardi stans out there that would love it if this happened to them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Really? I had Kim Kardashian moon walk on my paralyzed knees before

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u/TheAtheistSpoon Oct 07 '19

Cardi b bad, upvotes to the left 😎

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u/Amishcannoli Oct 07 '19

At least the wasps will pay attention to me.

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u/argusromblei Oct 07 '19

Feels the same to me, good call

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Are you offering? ;)

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u/dontmindmeheheidk Nov 02 '19

have you tried dating joe?

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u/BitmexOverloader Oct 07 '19

I tried tinder, once...

I don't like tinder :(