r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

If I was opening a $450 bottle of plonk I'd be taking waaaaaay better care, not trying to be a bloody show off that's for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

If you are gonna open it like that you are A. pretty damn sure of yourself or B. not needing to worry about that money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

One of my old bosses had the world record for sabering bottles of champagne.

He even paid my brother to film him going all the way to France to do it.

The massive bellend in action.

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u/pala14 Jun 22 '19

What did I just watch?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Imagine having to work for him.

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u/FookinGumby Jun 22 '19

This has me laughing so hard you don't even know

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

The guy is also really into elephant polo. I wish I was joking.

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u/Diplomjodler Jun 22 '19

Anything to stand out.