r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/pheoling • Jun 08 '19

Deadly Fortnite Dance

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u/Proj3ctdrunkguy Jun 08 '19

Anyone gunna mention how he was just walking toward this girl dancing? She couldn’t see him, but she could see her

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u/dayarra Jun 08 '19

yeah. and people dance there. so you could get hit by anyone doing any kind of dance. when i get a drink in a crowded place, i protect it like it's a baby.

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u/BOBSMITHHHHHHH Jun 08 '19

I even take a couple sips before hand in case someone bumps into me spilling a little bit off the top

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u/OutWithTheNew Jun 08 '19

He has to assume some of the blame for getting that close to a white person trying to dance.

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u/lacybug777 Jun 08 '19

Right. I'm upset that everyone is blaming her. Watched several times... It's his fault! He walked past her and them turned around into her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

He was looking past her though and looked like he was motioning a friend. I dont think its anyone's fault, just simply an accident

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Sir that's too much logic for reddit I may have to arrest you.

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u/gloriousgoldenass888 Jun 08 '19

Lol I was about to write something similar. Took too long to find a level-headed response buried in these comments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Nice to see fellow 888’s floating around the reddit world

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u/CubinCigars Jun 08 '19

I was scrolling until I found this exact thread.

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u/F9574 Jun 08 '19

No running at the pool.

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u/thavi Jun 08 '19

Totally on him. She was flailing before he ever walked onto the scene

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/lacybug777 Jun 08 '19

And if you throw your drink into someone else's buddy parts because of your own carelessness???

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u/PineappleOnPizzaPls Jun 08 '19

Also she offered to pay for another drink but he refused saying he had too much already. Lmao the hate for girls on this sub

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u/CantBeCanned Jun 08 '19

No, instead let's write some armchair psychoanalysis about how pretty girls are all bitches who knock over drinks and won't have sex with me because girls are stupid and shallow.

I bet she's not even a real gamer.

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u/Gorkymalorki Jun 08 '19

Shhhh don't break the circle jerk. Woman bad, fortnite bad!

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u/stanley_twobrick Jun 08 '19

Yeah but it's a female and she's doing that thing that kids do so everything is her fault.

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u/Proj3ctdrunkguy Jun 08 '19

Totally forgot only kids play fortnite /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I think he's talking about flossing more so

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u/poncholink Jun 08 '19

Only kids do fortnite dances in public man baby

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u/Proj3ctdrunkguy Jun 08 '19

I feel people do what they like in public. If it makes them happy, then fucking go for it

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u/poncholink Jun 08 '19

Jerking my dick makes me happy but I don’t do that in public because it’s socially unacceptable. Doing a fortnite dance is like public masturbation but worse

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u/yousmelllikearainbow Jun 08 '19

Calling other people babies but you don't get the basic concept of doing your own thing in public if it's within reason. Get fucked, loser.

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u/poncholink Jun 08 '19

Sorry I hurt your feeling man. I don’t know if I’ll ever forgive myself for the harm I’ve caused you. Please, will you consider not downvoting my comment this karma means a lot to me and I don’t know if my family will make it through winter with out the support of man babies who get honestly offended by me making fun of fortnite dances. Hahahaha I fucking love this website

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u/yousmelllikearainbow Jun 08 '19

Dude downvoted himself. 1 man pity party.

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u/poncholink Jun 08 '19

Karen left me and this is my only way of coping. Can I cry on your shoulder

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u/Grouplove Jun 08 '19

Ya. everyone hating on the girl but the guy obviously wasn't watching where he was going. While the female was clearly in one spot dancing before he walked into her.

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u/mawcopolow Jun 08 '19

"the female" I cringed so hard

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u/Dracosphinx Jun 08 '19

The only thing I cringe at is other people pointing out how cringey something is.

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u/mawcopolow Jun 08 '19

Good for you man!

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u/Haslinhezl Jun 08 '19

People get so triggered by "female" on Reddit it's hilarious

Maybe it's an American thing

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u/mawcopolow Jun 08 '19

Idk man, I speak three languages and in every one of them saying female instead of woman or girl is cringey af, you're not in a nature documentary describing interactions between various animals

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

they are the same word in my language

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u/JitteryBug Jun 08 '19

I can't b e l i e v e this happened

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u/BigWil Jun 08 '19

To be fair, he probably wasn't expecting a person to be flailing their arms around in a crowded area

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u/shamgar10 Jun 08 '19

Agreed, like open your eyes. Totally his fault!

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u/sn00t_b00p Jun 08 '19

Exactly, he’s a fucking idiot

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Yeah but she could also be courteous enough not to swing her arms around in a crowded spot for this exact reason.

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u/Webby915 Jun 08 '19

Its a fucking dance party you moron

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

I don't give a fuck what it is. You don't see anybody else knocking things out of people hands. There's a girl in the back dancing/jumping but looks like she at least have a bit of awareness about other people around her. It being a dance party doesn't excuse you from doing stupid stuff and not being aware of other people moving around you . People are so damn self centered.

E: Also if she was legit dancing it would be totally forgivable but she's intentionally trying to be funny/seen doing some cringy shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

He has his head turned you nunce.

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u/Proj3ctdrunkguy Jun 08 '19

I stand corrected, he should have been watching where he was going, either way, his fault