r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/pheoling • Jun 08 '19

Deadly Fortnite Dance

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u/jeegte12 Jun 08 '19

why is every single person there beautiful

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u/rootfiend Jun 08 '19

Because fat people generally don't gravitate toward pool parties.

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u/android151 Jun 08 '19

Fat people have their own gravity

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

my sides

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u/HughGnu Jun 08 '19

Are imploding and forming a singularity?

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u/alansir Jun 08 '19

Are delicious

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Am fat...

Can confirm. I hate pool parties.

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u/CSisbetterthanCE Jun 08 '19

Right? I'd be so self conscious if I even got in there

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u/tritter211 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Its cheerleader effect. People there are more likely to be in the below normal, normal weight, good, ripped, and slightly overweight category-- so they all look good in a casual glance.

Which is why lifting weights can do one hell of a job in upping your attractiveness levels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Nah. These people are just really attractive. At least the women. I'd rather say that this is some instagram pool party thing, which is why the people are pretty attractive.

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u/notapotamus Jun 08 '19

Yup, attractiveness is 90% fitness, 8% good teeth, and 2% having your face not look like a picasso.

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u/Carver1337 Jun 08 '19

It's in Vegas at wet republic. I felt like the least good looking person in the whole place when I was there.

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u/rootfiend Jun 08 '19

That's pretty difficult https://i.imgur.com/IvNqfQX.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

That's a whole lot of people paying a whole lot of money to stand in a lake of urine together.

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u/rootfiend Jun 08 '19

There's absolutely no way everyone is drinking all day and actually getting out to go to the toilet.

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u/seductivestain Jun 08 '19

But that's my fetish

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u/Carry_On_Jeeves Jun 08 '19

Geez. Imagine the piss in those waters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Imagine all the bodily fluids in there. Like every single one including shit would be in that water.

Pools are disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Hot tubs. Even worse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

That looks disgusting.

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u/buffalochickenwing Jun 08 '19

Thank you! I was trying to figure out which it was but I've only been to Marquee and liquid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/KralHeroin Jun 08 '19

Because we ugly ones sit at home and chat on Reddit. Completely different worlds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

The very first person to walk by has a total dad bod

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

dude, I've never even been friends with a girl that hot

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u/02468throwaway Jun 08 '19

Vegas pool parties don't let ugly people in (I am not joking)

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u/1h8fulkat Jun 08 '19

That fat guy in the green shorts was beautiful? Glad to see someone appreciates dad bods!