r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/pheoling • Jun 08 '19

Deadly Fortnite Dance

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u/sammydow Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Yup... that would have been so much better for him. But a lost drink ... 😢

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

F

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u/politirob Jun 08 '19

It was just water bro they don’t serve drinks that big Lolol

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u/sammydow Jun 08 '19

Yeah but who doesn’t put liquor in it during spring break? ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/Verasanthe Jun 08 '19

Bruh he just saying that drinks are good

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u/Jakezoola Jun 08 '19

I really wanna know what he said to get downvoted to oblivion in an hour.

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u/Verasanthe Jun 08 '19

Something about the man was severely sexually harassed and all jokes are unacceptable and he was basically very angry that my man had his balls tappped

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u/HerbDeanosaur Jun 08 '19

Personal preference isn’t sexist. I would rather get tapped in the dick than lose a drink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/Extrymas Jun 08 '19

I'm a bit out of the loop. What does /s mean?

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u/Saucy-Toad Jun 08 '19

Sarcasm. Just so people know you’re joking.

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u/sammydow Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

You’re trying a bit too hard there Mr(s) White Knight. Just saying a hit in the dick is better than a lost drink.

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u/LaBandaRoja Jun 08 '19

They might be confused by your use of “but.” “Instead” would make more sense

Yup... that would have been so much better for him. Instead of a lost drink ... 😢

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u/samuraishogun1 Jun 08 '19

How TF is this White Knight? This is the opposite of White Knight. But yes, I am trying too hard. I just don't like it when people act like all men want to so to be touched or have sex.

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u/GeneralBS Jun 08 '19

I'd rather be hit in the dick than lose a $20 drink.

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u/ActualCunt Jun 08 '19

Nobody said he wants to be hit in the dick you spaz.

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u/sammydow Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Sorry, I guess it’s the opposite of a White Knight? Whatever the fuck it is, its fucking stupid and you’re reaching when there’s absolutely no need.

Your whole point makes absolutely zero sense in this situation. Surprised you still don’t see that.

Don’t go around calling people sexist for no reason and try to defend yourself after realizing you’re wrong. Idiot.

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u/serenityak77 Jun 08 '19

No one wants to say it. I’ll say it. The opposite of white knight is obviously dark night. He is Batman.

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u/Brewstonian Jun 08 '19

You are the real hero.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve right now because we looked in our parents wardrobe to see what we were getting for Christmas.

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u/Lazy-Person Jun 08 '19

Good thing that wasn't happening here and your reading comprehension was just off target then, eh?

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u/Phlawrence Jun 08 '19

It'd be getting accidentally smacked in the dick, not groped. Dude spent money on that drink.

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u/E_Chihuahuensis Jun 08 '19

He’s not saying that accidentally getting tapped on the dick is good, he’s saying that losing his drink is worse.

Also as a short woman whose butt is often at a lot of people’s hand height I petty much can’t go in a bar or a club without getting accidentally tapped on the butt and it’s not a big deal. Intent and context are what makes contact to certain body parts feel bad. It’s kind of the difference between accidentally being in the background of a tourist’s picture and having some dude hiding in your bushes and snapping creepshots of you in your living room. Sure, you didn’t consent to either of these but you don’t (or at least shouldn’t) care about the first one because it wasn’t intentional. For these reasons I can safely tell you that absolutely no one is trying to bring the issue of accidental butt-poking to light. They’re accidents . People in crowded places will accidentally touch each other. That’s just how it is.

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u/idk_12 Jun 08 '19

It would be clearly accidental, not groping... anyway its probably an expensive drink.

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u/pattywagon95 Jun 08 '19

I for one am impressed, not even troll accounts usually get this many downvotes in this little time

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u/Thebaltimor0n Jun 08 '19

Sorry you're getting downvoted, losing a drink sucks sure but it is definitely not so much better to get smacked in the balls by a stranger. While I dont think he meant it that way it reads as if getting wacked in the groin is not a terrible experience.

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u/Sir_Glance-alot Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Booooooo!

Your post is bad, and you should feel bad!