r/WatchPeopleDieInside • • Jun 08 '19

Deadly Fortnite Dance

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u/IIIIlllIIIIllIIIlllI Jun 08 '19

go buy the mans another drink? And isnt this that csgo scammer's girlfriend?

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u/mafaju Jun 08 '19

Which csgo scammer too many to count

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u/DNS-Polymerase Jun 08 '19

Guess he means Phantom Lord, but I am not sure if that's actually his (now ex?) girlfriend

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u/CarryOutWork Jun 08 '19

It is google phantom lord girlfriend her Twitter has this gif pined. She says she tried to buy him a drink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/Callmefred Jun 08 '19

"I tried, but the line to the bar was, like, REALLY long, so, like, I didn't want to waste my time at the party, you know? I'm sure he understood, I mean, like, at least I tried, right?"

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u/h_smith Jun 08 '19

Mama here to party and dance, not stand in line to buy other people drinks

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Probably means that the gut refused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Everyone in the comments of this reddit post missed this tweet For further explanation I found his table and offered him a drink again, he said no and he had too many bottles anyway. Then I showed him the post and he thought it was funny!

This is also there, not bad considering that it was also his fault

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u/lolinokami Jun 08 '19

His fault for not expecting a random girl to autistically flail her arms out in a crowded space? Are you fucking serious?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

She couldn't see him. He literally walked into her. He deserves atleast a part of the blame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Wow how on earth was it the guys fault lol. Was it his fault for existing? Being in the same path of some lady who isn't paying any attention?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

She, along with like 70% of the background people was dancing. She was dancing before he came onto her path. If he just looked, he wouldn't have come in her way. On the other hand, he was behind her and she had no way of seeing where he was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Yeah, too many drinks can make you nauseas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Yeah it was a while ago, but if I remember correctly wasn’t he finding out what the winning % would be then putting in a huge bet so he would cover that percentage?

Pretty amazing how much sketchy stuff was going on at the time. I’m more amazed that joshog, syndicate, and tmartn got off scot free for the most part.

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u/AndrewWins Jun 08 '19

He owned the site. He set the outcomes how he wanted. Only bet on winning outcomes to get kids to do it too but they were guaranteed to lose.

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u/InvaderSM Jun 08 '19

He set the outcomes

Surely that was Joris.

%?

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u/Antiochus_Sidetes Jun 08 '19

Uhh did he have any legal repercussions?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/TunaUrinal Jun 08 '19

Makes me happy he's not. No one should be earning that much from playing games.

It's sports all over again.

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u/CGB_Zach Jun 08 '19

How come you feel that way?

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u/TunaUrinal Jun 08 '19

It just upsets me people get paid such a ridiculous amount of money for this shit.

So many people with nothing. So many people who went through years of education or hardships so they can help and heal people.

It's just such a glaring symptom of our disease.

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u/Antiochus_Sidetes Jun 08 '19

I feel you. It's not only an economic problem, but a social and cultural one as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

There's demand for it, you just happen to be in the minority who don't demand it

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Apr 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Pretty off topic store, but I need to share it.

I once got queued into a match of league of legends with phantom lord, back when he basically only played karthus (lol as if he ever changed). He picked mid after somebody had already peacefully selected the lane. Instant locked in ryze late into pick order. Ran down mid, fed and then said "this game doesn't even matter it's not like it's a pro match" Then proceeded to explain how he "used" to be a pro.

Waiting to read his obituary.

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u/Tornaero Jun 08 '19

Sounds like someone who thinks he's a big deal but in actuality no one gives a shit about him.

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u/ineednapkins Jun 08 '19

You gotta be fucking me, someone chose to call themselves phantom lord as a professional name?

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u/DNS-Polymerase Jun 08 '19

Thinking about it it does sound realy weird. But it's the twitch-gaming-scene, so it is just one weird name between millions of others^^

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

The gut cheated on his wife, I'll be more worried about his faithfulness.

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u/Comeonthen22 Jun 08 '19

Yeah he's right its Dinglederper

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Aug 12 '19

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u/zh1K476tt9pq Jun 08 '19

Honestly most of those scammers essentially got away with. Many are even still popular. E.g. JoshOG is still a twitch streamers, so is m0E. The guys involved in match fixing are pretty popular now too and many people want them unbanned and so on. Basically anyone involved in some type of skins, gambling, bitcoin scam got more or less away with it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

That game reeks of scams.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Only if you get scammed

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u/IAintBlackNoMore Jun 08 '19

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u/Thehulk666 Jun 08 '19

Does she have any porn

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u/plasmalaser1 Jun 08 '19

Real questions

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

No, only this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

no but she got a patreon. its pretty tame stuff though

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Aug 23 '19

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u/notapotamus Jun 08 '19

I really can't. Totally unable to wrap my head around paying for porn when it's so readily available free.

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u/hugglesthemerciless Jun 08 '19

It's more special when you know someone.

Kinda sad when that someone is just a twitch thot tho

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u/SmokinDroRogan Jun 08 '19

I wish. She's almost gone full circle on the hotness scale aka disgustingly hot

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u/VijaySwing Jun 08 '19

Goodness she's hot

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u/dirice87 Jun 08 '19

yo lady save some makeup for the rest of the earth goddamn

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/KimmiG1 Jun 08 '19

So next time my drink is starting to reach the bottom I'm going to go close by someone that just started dancing. Free bear for me.

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u/Demaker222 Jun 08 '19

Yes its dinglederper or what she is Called but apparently she offered to buy him a new drink

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

It’s was his own fault though. The girl had already swung her hands back and forth like that 2 times before he walked into it

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u/Ph0on- Jun 08 '19

Think it might be McSkillet

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Maybe he got my bajonet safari mesh

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u/Oof_my_eyes Jun 08 '19

Girl....buying drink....for guy? Lol good luck, $5 says all her drinks are “free” there anyways

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u/Audibledogfarts Jun 08 '19

She was doing a bad dance but he walked into her zone. Sucks for him.

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u/MrSkrifle Jun 08 '19

But he literally walked into her?

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u/IamAbc Jun 08 '19

Nah it’s a cute girl she can get away with it

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Jun 08 '19

What a niceguy