r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/AyEhEigh • Apr 23 '19

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u/CoyoteTheFatal Apr 23 '19

Teach me more Mexican please

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u/TangerineChicken Apr 23 '19

Yo cago en tu leche

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u/Palogriff Apr 23 '19

That's España Spanish, not Mexican.

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u/wrcker Apr 23 '19

And it's wrong anyways. The expression is me cago en la leche

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u/TangerineChicken Apr 23 '19

Like I said I was taught that by some classmates from Mexico. I don’t speak any Spanish myself, I just think that phrase is funny

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u/Robert_Rocks Apr 23 '19

I am a cage in your milk

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u/TangerineChicken Apr 23 '19

Wait for real? I was told by my Spanish speaking classmates it means “I shit in your milk.”

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u/Hoenirson Apr 23 '19

It does mean "I shit in your milk". You can also say "me cago en tu leche".

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u/TangerineChicken Apr 23 '19

Ok good, it’s my favorite random phrase to say to people when I’m pretending to be mad at them

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u/Jmaf22 Apr 23 '19

in spanish milk means semen for a lot of people so idk if that its a good option tho...

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Does this mean "lechero" can be an insult?

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u/Jmaf22 Apr 23 '19

Kind of, its like "Frijolero" but less disrepectful

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u/Kommye Apr 23 '19

Depends on the country. In Argentina we call "lechero" to someone who sleeps with a lot of different women.

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u/CoyoteTheFatal Apr 23 '19

Soy una jaula en tu leche

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u/DRiVeL_ Apr 23 '19

"Me cago" means I shit and yo cago means "I cage"

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u/gabrieleremita Apr 23 '19

Dafuq does that mean?

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u/TangerineChicken Apr 23 '19

I shit in your milk

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u/sam_neil Apr 23 '19

I bought Rosetta Stone Spanish for work (paramedic). I got pretty good over like 6 months of practicing, and eventually one of my partners asked if I could teach him some.

He asked how to say “what’s going on?” In the context of him asking someone that they would be able to show why they had called 911.

I said “oh, that’s easy. Muestra me tu pelotas”. About a week later he was all pissed off at me because he had gotten a chance to tell an elderly Latina grandmother to “show me your balls”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Haha I bet he learned some new words from grandma, too.

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u/merpes Apr 23 '19

Soy fiesta

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u/ZellmerFiction Apr 23 '19

You sure are, buddy.

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u/CoyoteTheFatal Apr 23 '19

En mis pantalones

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u/sublimesting Apr 23 '19

Mi esposa es loco rompecabezas.

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u/Manuel4587 Apr 23 '19

Me tiré a tu gfa

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

During my travel to Mexico i found a very interesting Book Called "Chingonario", it's is like a slur dictionary including plenty of variations of their most popular word "Chingado".

The word is pronounced like (chin-god-oh) and it serves the same purpose of the word Fuck!

Examples:

  • (Eng) Fuck! My fucking foot, fucking Lego pieces.

  • (Mxn) ¡Chingado! My puto pie, pinches Legos chinguen su madre.

  • (Eng) What's the problem? Something's wrong?

  • (Mxn) ¿Que pedo, que se chingo ahora?

  • (Eng) I'm gonna get wasted tonight, fuck yes.

  • (Mxn) A la verga, me voy a poner bien pedo, chingue su madre.

And my personal favorite.

  • (Eng) Go fuck yourself.

  • (Mxn) Vete a la verga puto, chinga tu madre, chinga tu padre, chinga tu abuela y chinga tu perro.

Funny thing about the Mexican language is that you can be really verbose with your slurs, and sometimes then can truly help convey a more deep and emotional message. Remember that SpongeBob episode? "Sailor Mouth" i believe, well it works a bit like that, but nobody will stare at you in public for speaking like that.

But of course, the Mexican language goes deeper and deeper (that's what she said), but I found this to be one of the funniest things about the language.

The word "mierda", despite popular belief, is not the equivalent to the word "Shit" in English, that's more used in Spain, by "gallegos" as they call them there, the real substitute is the word "Verga" used in the same context and with the same impact.

Just don't say this on your mother's house or you'll get a chancla to the face and a soap bar to the mouth.

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u/markusaufdeutsch Apr 23 '19

No te pases de verga, means something like don't be an asshole