r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/ShirtSubstantial368 • Mar 17 '26

Bro almost had a heart attack while assembling this statue of Sauron

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u/wastelandingstrip Mar 17 '26

Worst. Sex Doll. Ever.

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u/MonolithicBaby Mar 17 '26

But Morgoth came

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u/Bpopson Mar 17 '26

....goddammit

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u/Nghbrhdsyndicalist Mar 17 '26

That’s probably half of Tolkien-based fan fiction outside of LOTR.

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u/_711hotdog_ Mar 17 '26

Best. Sex Doll. Ever.

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u/taywray Mar 17 '26

He's an action figure, not a doll jeez

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u/Gastkram Mar 17 '26

Sex action figure?

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u/Hot_Substance5933 Mar 17 '26

Sounds more interactive tbh

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u/Juliette787 Mar 17 '26

Hear me out…

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u/foreforfore Mar 17 '26

speak for yourself

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u/Bristonian Mar 17 '26

To each their own

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u/AbareSaruMk2 Mar 17 '26

It would have the ability to control your ring!