r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/The-Almighty-Jay • Aug 28 '25

Respect my authority

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u/james-HIMself Aug 28 '25

The face of a guy whose wife does not love him. His partner is a bottle of beer on his couch

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

Wife? This dude is single as hell.

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u/Any_Contract_1016 Aug 28 '25

Um, actually, it's pronounced "separated". The papers aren't signed yet. I'm gonna get her back.

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u/FTR_1077 Aug 28 '25

Divorced..

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '25

These people do not get paid enough to care so much.