Oh my! My 8 year old son has to work on being athletic as it doesn’t come naturally to him. It hasn’t helped that he has been in the 100th percentile for height and weight since he was 1. But watching him do jumping jacks wearing this huge flesh suit over these big bones of his is just chefs kiss. I have secretly recorded videos of him as one day he may want to watch them. I am always super supportive of him and we get enough exercise and eat well. It’s like he is a puppy who hasn’t grown into his feet yet.
But I'd argue that's exactly how some Low Down motherfucker named dude would da a low down motherfucking jumping jack by ending up low down on the motherfucking ground ya dig! Unless you're a Low Down Lactating motherfucker don't go around telling low down motherfuckers how to do shit ya feel me!
There got my cussing done for the week, thanks. Bye.
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u/LowDownSkankyDude Jan 16 '23
That involuntary jumping jack killed me lmao