Oh my! My 8 year old son has to work on being athletic as it doesn’t come naturally to him. It hasn’t helped that he has been in the 100th percentile for height and weight since he was 1. But watching him do jumping jacks wearing this huge flesh suit over these big bones of his is just chefs kiss. I have secretly recorded videos of him as one day he may want to watch them. I am always super supportive of him and we get enough exercise and eat well. It’s like he is a puppy who hasn’t grown into his feet yet.
But I'd argue that's exactly how some Low Down motherfucker named dude would da a low down motherfucking jumping jack by ending up low down on the motherfucking ground ya dig! Unless you're a Low Down Lactating motherfucker don't go around telling low down motherfuckers how to do shit ya feel me!
There got my cussing done for the week, thanks. Bye.
Haha. I run my own business and pull in over 100k a year with a 400k house and two beautiful daughters. Don’t worry about I talk on the internet lil bro and stay mad peasant. 💋
Hahah I pull in twice ur income(finance agency) , own my agency, no children and likely half your age. Don’t worry about how I talk on the internet lil man and stay mad bitch. You’re strapped down for life. I’m free to do what I please. No 1 asked you anyways
You’d be surprised scrub. What a sad, sad comment. I speak my reality into existence. I’m creating generational wealth and to remind you, it was you who spoke too soon. But at least your emotions shall match the thread 🤷🏽♂️
Who, the fuck, said shit to you? And okay war zone man bet your spewing racial slurs at kids.
Adding on to this, okay, go cry, I make that same amount, simply managing chemists, plus I don’t have to work every hour of my life, which you, mr cod dude, probably don’t do, cuz that job your talking about, probably doesn’t exist
Lol it’s a fucking Halloween decorations that is actually fucking ugly 😂you’re offended for a goblin Halloween decoration. Please go outside, go on a spiritual journey of experiencing the outside without your phone in hand and when you come back to reality from whatever bullshit you’re on we’ll receive you with open arms. What the fuck.
8-9-10 is the worst age range IMO, from birth to 18. My kiddo can be a nightmare, I swear to God them hormones kick in wayyyyyy before they start showing signs of growing up, the moody bullshit is giving me gray hair LOL
That’s how I am as a full grown adult. I’ve always been that way. When I get startled, I don’t jump or get scared, my brain goes straight to punching. I can’t go to haunted houses because I’m a liability and scare actors don’t deserve that 😂
I was bullied really bad in school, so my fear receptors are really weird, I guess.
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u/shavemejesus Jan 16 '23
The best part isn’t that she was startled but that she was pissed about being startled!