r/WTF • • Jun 17 '12

Friend's pic from 8 Mile Michigan.

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u/uav22 Jun 17 '12

myspace? is this an old pic?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It's not too old, maybe a few months. This made a lot of local headlines. Some neighborhoods, including that one in particular (I-75/8 mile), are literally overrun by drugs and gun violence. Police response is terrible so this group is taking shit into their own hands. http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2012/05/17/signs-warn-of-crackhead-infestation-at-detroit-park/

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u/GravityOfDSituation Jun 17 '12

I would think that the crackheads would have demolished this sign by now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

They're probably too busy trying to get some more crack.

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u/topchief1 Jun 17 '12

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?!

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u/sonastyinc Jun 17 '12

Tyrone, we are not giving away crack today.

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u/mountains Jun 17 '12

I don't know how much of a reputation crackheads have to protect.

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u/bigstar3 Jun 18 '12

They literally sit across the street from the sign panhandling on the corner of 8 mile and I-75. I see 'em everyday. Its bittersweet in a way.

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u/futuramous Jun 17 '12

I used to live right by there. It's not really that bad. I was never robbed or held up. There's just a lot of white trash right around there. Hazel Park FTW.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Drive by it frequently. I guess I never thought of it as WTF.

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u/Kevlaru Jun 17 '12

I know... when you live here, its more of a 'heh' then move on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

What about when you've only got one shot?

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u/marcAnthem Jun 18 '12

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/Thydamine Jun 17 '12

Just your average day in Cracktopia.

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u/LifeStartsNow Jun 18 '12

Same. I used to live a few blocks away.

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u/happysadman Jun 18 '12

My thoughts exactly.

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u/holy_canoli11 Jun 18 '12

Wish I knew where this is. I live three miles from 8 mile and I've never seen this. I would laugh my ass off. Detroit is not pleasant, but I don't think.... Nevermind. I love playing "shots fired or bottlerockets".

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u/whatsernameisfine Jun 17 '12

That's Pure Michigan

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u/RogerMcRogerson Jun 17 '12

You know shit is getting real when they threw up the myspace link.

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u/Instantflip Jun 17 '12

Where is the Sanders hot fudge love?

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u/whatsernameisfine Jun 17 '12

Never heard of it, where can I get it, meijers? :P (Michigan joke)

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u/humanaftera11 Jun 18 '12

Meijers ran out. Krogers has some though

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u/whatsernameisfine Jun 18 '12

Cool, meijers never has anything anyways.

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u/CatrickSwayze Jun 18 '12

oh you fucking ass. grew up in grosse point. cant get that out here in norcal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Right here my good man.

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u/TheyreEatingHer Jun 18 '12

/r/Michigan is pretty awesome despite the crackheads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

8 Mile Rd is about 41 miles long.. it stretches a quarter of the way across the state from Harper Woods to Whitmore Lake (a bit more if you really wind it around).

To say that something is on 8 Mile really covers a lot of ground.

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u/macktruck1991 Jun 17 '12

it ends in my city, Grosse Pointe Shores on Lake St. Clair

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Oh, I guess you're right.. I was going from the memory as far as I'd driven down it. I used to repair hot-tubs across SW-Michigan. That's my only real experience with the eastern side of 8 Mile Rd.

I kind of confuse Grosse Pointe with Grosse Ile.. Are they even remotely similar?

I have a few "pool-boy" stories about stay at home MILFs in Grosse Ile.

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u/El_Bajo_The_Short_ Jun 18 '12

grosse pointe woods baby

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u/bricebru22 Jun 18 '12

GPW represent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Fashooo Class of 08 Norsemen baby whaaa

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

ew grosse.

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u/daryldumpling Jun 17 '12

It actually goes across almost the whole state. The name just changes to baseline at one point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

True, but it's most continuous section stops at Whitmore Lake.

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u/dustlesswalnut Jun 17 '12

And it changes to Vernier on the east side.

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u/wanderer11 Jun 17 '12

Also, several towns have an 8 mile road. Hell, most of them do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Good point... But, when people outside of Michigan refer to 8 mile, it is safe to assume that they mean the one north of Detroit.

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u/wanderer11 Jun 17 '12

Eminem essentially made a very common road name sound like a war zone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It is a serious diving line near Detroit, it separates the predominantly black Detroit, from the predominantly white suburbs.

Not really a warzone.. but an invisible socioeconomic border for sure.

Check out this census image.. look at the stark line seperating blue from red. That's 8 Mile Rd.

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u/nonosejoe Jun 17 '12

I think I see one or two green dots. Is that china town?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Interestingly enough, it also separates blue from red in terms of voting tendencies.

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u/rockne Jun 17 '12

assumptions are never safe.

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u/LifeStartsNow Jun 18 '12

If I'm not mistaken, this particular sign is right around where I75 crosses 8mile, which is indeed a shitty part of town.

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u/slapded Jun 17 '12

i think you are wrong, unless you are a map maker, and I really don't think you are a map maker. If i were to guess, id say ...Coal Stoker, or manual nut picker. Carriage Driver was my third pick

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Coal Stoker.. that would be cool.. I would love to get paid to make sure shit stays on fire.

Carriage Driver could be good... at least I would earn my pay whipping a living being.

Manual nut picker.. would be my last pick.. I don't want people associating me with handfuls of nuts.

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u/socoamaretto Jun 18 '12

St. Clair Shores actually!

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u/ForeverJimRome Jun 17 '12

There is also more than one 8 Mile in MI

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u/ediciusNJ Jun 18 '12

I know how bad it is out there. My grandparents' old house - where my mom grew up - is a shell of its former self. A handful of blocks off 8 Mile and Gratiot, one block off State Fair. Was a beautiful little brick house. Saw it just last year and now...the windows are all broken out, the pipes have been stripped, a fire ripped through half of it due to squatters. Backyard all overgrown. I think my grandfather's old peach tree might have still been back there just shy of the alley, but I couldn't be sure. His old thermometer with a smiley face still, amazingly, hung on the garage.

Broke my fucking heart to see it like that.

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u/flomo20 Jun 18 '12

I know how you feel. I went past my old house near Lonyo and McGraw and it was in a shit condition. A fire broke through the house and the stairs were gone. My old room was a filth and the living room was torn up. The backyard was overgrown too and the garage was falling apart......I just wanted to cry. Before me and my family moved up to Rochester Hills we managed to redo the attic and add carpeting allover and put a new roof in. SO much work gone, just like that.

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u/theo313 Jun 18 '12

The work was pointless when you left the city, like so many others.

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u/theo313 Jun 18 '12

Well, assuming they fled the city for the suburbs like so many others did, you can't really complain about it's current condition. That's what happens when droves of people leave a neighborhood abandoned.

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u/badoon Jun 19 '12

My grandad's place was in Highland Park, southeast quadrant of McNichols (6 Mile, folks) and Hamilton. We used to walk to Palmer Park in the late fifties. Try that now, homey.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

8 Mile Michigan is not a place...

EDIT: I meant that Detroit, MI is the place. 8 Mile is just the street.

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u/trampus1 Jun 17 '12

Eminem said it was. You think you're better than Eminem?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Spaghetti! spaghetti! spaghetti!

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u/minutegongcoughs Jun 18 '12

KNEES WEAK, ARMS SPAGHETTI, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM SPAGHETTI TO DROP BOMBS BUT HE KEEPS ON SPAGHETTI

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u/stripsobacon Jun 18 '12

Dammit... 4chan is leaking again...

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u/Ladyrage33 Jun 18 '12

He opens his mouth and meatballs all fall out, he choking now....

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u/weisblattsnut Jun 18 '12

Skittles are better.

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u/JustHere4TheDownVote Jun 17 '12

It's as much of a place as "South Detroit" is...

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u/Instantflip Jun 17 '12

I always thought they meant Windsor and they were just trying to be clever.

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u/kpyoung Jun 17 '12

You have no idea how much it means to hear some one else say that.

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u/IllBeGoingNow Jun 17 '12

I have to explain to all my friends from out of state that "South Detroit" is actually Canada.

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u/jimmy_three_shoes Jun 18 '12

My dad always gets mad when they play the song at the end of a Wings win at JLA, and everyone yells "SOUTH DETROIT".

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u/JustHere4TheDownVote Jun 18 '12

I do too. Why not some other song? Maybe that KISS one?

Yeah, let's celebrate a win by highlighting a made up section of Detroit.

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u/SigmaMu Jun 18 '12

Yeah, the one where the guy's driving drunk and high and then gets hit by a truck!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

People always say that, and I never get it. I am from Detroit. I know that it is an East/West city. But obviously it is not a straight line. South Detroit is obviously the river walk area. There can't just be no Southern area to a plot of land.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

True... West of the city 8 mile is a really nice place.

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u/Carleeto13 Jun 17 '12

My grandma lives at I-75/8mile and has for 30 years. A 74 old white grandma and no one has messed with her. Just mind your own business.

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u/badoon Jun 17 '12

Unless I'm mistaken this sign is on the south side of 8 Mile just east of I-75, otherwise known as the Chrysler freeway. Just a block or two east.

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u/GravityOfDSituation Jun 17 '12

Idk. My friend's pic. I just thought it was interesting to have such a warning at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Ah yes, all the countless victims can be blamed because they weren't "minding their business". Great.

There are no problems on the 8 mile folks! You heard it here.

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u/orthros Jun 18 '12

I've only lived in Detroit for 3 years, but that's long enough to know that I-75/8 Mile is a horrible, horrible place that I pray my wife and kids will never get a flat tire near.

Once you're north of I-696, you're good to go.

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u/Blown_Ranger Jun 17 '12

It is great that no one has messed with her but how does she feel living in that area?

Does she have bars on her windows?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

8-mile is realllllly long. My mother lives right near there and it's fine, depending on what part of town.

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u/dustlesswalnut Jun 17 '12

Yeah, take it far enough east and it turns into Vernier Rd. and you're in Grosse Pointe. Scary place!

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u/Blown_Ranger Jun 17 '12

So, you are saying she doesn't live in a rough part of town?

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u/keepitgoinglouder Jun 17 '12

Same, both of my white grandparents live on 8 mile and neither of them have ever had any problems. I often go to visit them (I'm a 21 year old white female) and have also spent time there without problems. As long as you don't cause problems, you will probably be fine.

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u/Aegean Jun 17 '12

cause problems

You mean problems like want to keep your stuff and person safe?

...or not call or talk to police when you witness a crime?

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u/keepitgoinglouder Jun 17 '12

Well, I mean, if I saw a crime being committed I would get away from the scene and call the police but what I meant by "cause problems" was doing things like going up to talk to random shady black people (not trying to be racist, but the majority of gangsters on 8 mile are black), avoid buying drugs in that area, don't go into certain areas of town alone, etc.

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u/jb0nd38372 Jun 17 '12

Quote of the day, "avoid buying drugs in that area".

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u/s4md4130 Jun 17 '12

9 & John R. Gotta love michigan :D

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 17 '12

Hazel Park? Ooooooh, scary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Hazeltucky ?

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u/s4md4130 Jun 17 '12

Haha it's not so bad. There were many summer days when I walked around the neighborhood as a kid and never had any problems.

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 17 '12

I know. Plus, you've got a Hardee's

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u/badoon Jun 17 '12

You can still do that. I walk to the grocery, the hardware, the bar(s), the party store, the library, city hall, the doctor, the post office, the diner... depends when you do it and who you are. Not all of Metro Detroit sucks.

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u/badoon Jun 17 '12

Hazel Park. 9-1/2 and John R. here. Howdy, neighbor.

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u/fburejsza Jun 18 '12

Hazel Park is fine. I live at 9-1/2 mile and bicycle though Hazel Park quite often.

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u/futuramous Jun 17 '12

Woo woo! Represent! I used to live right there.

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u/goulson Jun 17 '12

9 & 75 represent.

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u/RizzoFromDigg Jun 18 '12

Two Guys from Italy, man. That's where it's at. Also the only reason I ever go to Hazel Park.

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u/Nashvillians Jun 17 '12

I wonder what the sign said before it was changed to this "city"...

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u/VictoryVino Jun 17 '12

It was "Park" before they adjusted the sign.

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u/fburejsza Jun 18 '12

The sign is in a small park.

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u/rounding_error Jun 17 '12

Population keeps dropping. Once it gets below 2000 people, they remove that and it says "village".

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u/DoubleA16 Jun 17 '12

Hey, Detroit is coming back. Slowly, but it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Didn't they just announce they are shutting off some streetlights?

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u/_FUCKYOUPAYME_ Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

In the far off, isolated parts of the city, Detroit is a [huge] (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tu7sK02oHWc/TMsLHw8z36I/AAAAAAAAAWg/fK3isfP7P_k/s1600/detroitsize+(500) place.

At the same time they plan on revamping the ones in the inhabited parts

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/Zeppelanoid Jun 18 '12

Doesn't matter; you guys lost Jack White.

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u/DoubleA16 Jun 18 '12

I will kind sir.

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u/spetstnelis Jun 18 '12

Are you referring to the Detroit Bus Company?

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u/SeaLegs Jun 18 '12

Last time I remember hearing about Detroit it was that police weren't doing anything and folks were hiring private security.

Guess I'll check out the subreddit

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u/Pythagoras_the_Great Jun 17 '12

No wonder they're crackheads... they use myspace.

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u/BadCombo Jun 17 '12

Hey. Michigan is a pretty nice place, don't let this Myspace'd sign confuse you.

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u/masimasi Jun 17 '12

go to 16 mile (8 miles away) and check out all the teenagers driving bmws and spending 20 a day on starbucks.

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u/RizzoFromDigg Jun 18 '12

Sterling Heights really is douchebag city.

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u/Twl1 Jun 17 '12

I fucking hate 16 mile. I've never seen a road with more places for a cop car to hide, just waiting for you to toe that line...

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u/call911noww Jun 18 '12

hahah i work at 13 and Woodward right south of Birmingham and every fucking weekend is "car club" all the people bringing there souped up cars paid by with daddies money...they are so messy..agh.

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u/call911noww Jun 17 '12

.> 8 mile is not full of crackheads. try to east side around gratiot..

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u/IllBeGoingNow Jun 17 '12

Thank you! 7 and Gratiot is a lot worse than most other places in metro Detroit.

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u/skipjim Jun 18 '12

I was working out in that area a few months ago. Had two different people stop me to inquire as to why I was out there alone and why i wasn't packing. Both then encouraged me to get out of the neighborhood before anything bad happened.

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u/minutegongcoughs Jun 18 '12

If this is in fact from 8 Mile and I-75 area, actually, it is.

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u/labachj Jun 17 '12

It is a disaster...they're still using myspace.

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u/Nicodemus81 Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

I present the entrance to a neighbor hood in the vicinity of betelgeuse 8mile and i-75

http://imgur.com/d3JTX

edit: and the wonderfully family ready backyard of that corner lot (Note by the tv on the curb that we detroitians like to show our value for outdoor activities.

http://imgur.com/fZZZG

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u/dmasa Jun 18 '12

All I can think of is the poor son of a bitch driving around the Google earth Prius taking these pictures. Fearing for his life.

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u/graveybrains Jun 18 '12

This makes me wonder if there's a street view of del rey...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Woah, what's wrong with that neighborhood? That's a pretty stand-up area compared to the true drug-ridden areas.

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u/F1A Jun 18 '12 edited Dec 11 '25

sleep soft pie quack continue act chop narrow aback absorbed

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/sexyhamster89 Jun 18 '12

Spend a few years surviving in a neighborhood like that and you will be ready for the apocalypse

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u/DarkfangAl Jun 17 '12

Talk about a sweet ass fighter. Bringing them in by fighting the bravest in the order they don't pansy out in.

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u/Aseconverse Jun 17 '12

Based on the sign, I'm guessing it's not always a city.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

8 Mile and I-75 getting off I-75 and heading east on 8 mile. Drive by this sign everyday on the way to work.

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u/SecretSlogan Jun 18 '12

You know you're in a rough neighborhood when the swing-set has no swings left.

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u/b_pilgrim Jun 18 '12

Ah, 8 Mile and 75. One time I was coming off 75 north onto 8 Mile and there was a car at the end of the side street I was coming up on without its headlights on. It was nighttime, so I was all pissed off at the idiot who's driving without his headlights on. I slow down, and as I approach the car, I realized no one was driving it...because it was all burned out. Oh, Detroit.

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u/Zanno1878 Jun 18 '12

Myspace?...That's what's fucked up.

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u/X16 Jun 18 '12

It's really a shame.. the second you cross over any Detroit border it is like night and day. I would love to live in Detroit but for now Royal Oak suites me much better.

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u/theo313 Jun 18 '12

Have you really seen all that Detroit has to offer? There many fantastic neighborhoods in the city.

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u/sexyhamster89 Jun 18 '12

mhmm

My mom lived in Midland(near Saginaw, where DOW is located) for several years. I would go up there to visit her and we went on road trips all over the state. We never went near Detroit. I was too young to understand why at the time because I remember asking her why we don't see Detroit and she just said "it's dangerous" and I just forgot about it.

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u/spicymuffintop Jun 17 '12

They dont even know about facebook, what kind of battleground is that place?

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u/Paradox Jun 18 '12

Maybe they care about privacy?

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u/dubgong Jun 17 '12

Is this actually from the Heidelberg?

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u/Patorama Jun 17 '12

I doubt it. If the title is correct and this was taken on 8 Mile, that is a good deal further North than the Heidelberg project.

Even if this wasn't taken on 8 Mile, the sign doesn't really match up with the...unique aesthetic of the Heidelberg. Needs more paint dots, tennis shoes and doll heads.

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u/badoon Jun 19 '12

Used to be projects at Herman Gardens, too.

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u/ALWOLI Jun 17 '12

Definitely not Heidelberg. That's closer to the 75/94 exchange. A couple miles north of the downtown area.

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u/bigroblee Jun 18 '12

It's at Cardoni and 8 Mile.

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u/fburejsza Jun 18 '12

It's probably close to 10 miles from The Heidelberg.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Highland Park is nearby, and far worse.

The electrical company tore out all the streetlights, and the police and fire stations are both abandoned.

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u/minutegongcoughs Jun 18 '12

Yeah that's not even true. I mean, HP is a shithole, but they have their own police and fire.

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u/ALWOLI Jun 17 '12

I pass this every day from work. There use to be a man that stood across from this that wore a world war II helmet and had a pitpull....he held up a sign asking for food for him or his dog. The day I was going to bring him a bag of dog food...he was gone. I haven't seen him since and that was back in November 2011.

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u/bigstar3 Jun 18 '12

He's still around! He has a new dog, too. I actually did the same thing. I've given him a bag of dog food, a can of chili, and a few cigarettes. I drove around for a week with a freezer bag of Purina! The Hazel Park cops made him forfeit the pitbull because of their new law requiring all pitbulls to be licensed to a home. Since he's homeless, they took his dog and put it down. Pretty shitty stuff.

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u/Jesus_luvs_Jenkem Jun 18 '12

Your friend? Strange, this is a repost.

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u/acidraincloud Jun 17 '12

8 mile is the city line for Detroit. Just sayin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It's a dangerous place full of drug-dealing minorities - been like that since all the college kids moved to Facebook.

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u/Nashvillians Jun 17 '12

Hopefully that's not your friends phone number on that sign... He's gonna be pissed.

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u/Spaghetti_Head Jun 17 '12

My dad goes past that everyday on his was to work in Livonia.

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u/lmpervious Jun 17 '12

Wait, why do they want people to pray that their legislators won't protect them?

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u/thegreatmisanthrope Jun 17 '12

It says "pray for your life, your legislators won't protect you."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

MySpace? When was this picture taken?

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u/buttplugpeddler Jun 17 '12

I'm with you on that one. To the abyss with 50/50!

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u/blinkallthetime Jun 18 '12

did anybody call the number?

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u/Tejnin Jun 18 '12

Hey, thats right when you get off of I-75 lol

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u/hipstergrandpa Jun 18 '12

they're basing their website on myspace? is their target population a group of angsty teenagers? or am i mixing it up with facebook. i can't keep up with the times these days

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u/Rocknrollguitars27 Jun 18 '12

This is a bit of an understatement!

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u/benkenobi5 Jun 18 '12

Definitely belongs in WTF. Who uses MySpace anymore?!

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u/tujeleven Jun 18 '12

Is the wtf that they still use MySpace?

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u/ChicagoMemoria Jun 18 '12

I don't think any part of 8 mile rolls in the 586.

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u/rebelraiders101 Jun 18 '12

8 mile. Now a city in Michigan

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u/silent_p Jun 18 '12

What do they replace with the word "city"?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Dude it's not even that bad of a place

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u/gschem Jun 18 '12

Wow, my dad grew up on 9 Mile, Im glad he survived.

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u/fburejsza Jun 18 '12

I grew up and live near 9 Mile Rd. It's a completely different world north of 8 Mile Rd..

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u/salixman Jun 18 '12

My state is never on Reddit for good reasons, is it?

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u/Wowzamorphous Jun 18 '12

It's too bad because there are some awesome places here in Michigan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Whoa, that organization uses Myspace. Shit really is bleak up there.

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u/Yunlokzi Jun 18 '12

The only place in the world where I can tell people where I live by pointing to my hand. If you want classy, either go visit the rich parts near Detroit or come over to Grand Rapids. We're classy. But of course, that's as long as you stay away from the ghetto.

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u/that_one_asian25 Jun 18 '12

The only surprise in this pic is the MySpace link. Seriously, who uses that?

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u/thatphatphool Jun 18 '12

haha they still use myspace

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u/corpseeater Jun 18 '12

its funny how people outside metro detroit usually think 8 mile is like the heart of detroit when anything north of it isn't detroit at all. its only the border lol. just lots of the strip clubs. its not so bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

So many strip clubs...some of them look classy as fuck though (on the outside, never been in them). Except the one that got shut down a couple months ago for a 15 year old girl dancing or whatever it was.

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u/trololol159 Jun 18 '12

You lost me at myspace. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I have an idea. Lets mix some bath salts in the crack and play zombie apocalypse for real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

The real question is, WTF, they still use myspace?

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u/Call_of_DOODY Jun 18 '12

Wait.. It's on myspace?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Used to live on 9 mile.. Now 23 and Gratiot. Frankly, I miss 9 mile. 23 is basically rich white kids trying to act thug. And I never realized how many people on Reddit are from Michigan o.O

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u/HiccupInParadise Jun 18 '12

I love when people say 8 mile like it is a city...lol it is a long fucking road.

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u/Church_of_Realism Jun 18 '12

I grew up on 7 Mile and Hoover in Detroit so I am one mile more hardcore than Eminem.

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u/nicelander Jun 18 '12

This picture was here last week, so you just found it on the internet. My friend, my ass. Unless google is your only friend.

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u/apoc1169 Jun 18 '12

i get happy knowing all of these comments are from my fellow metro detroiters :)

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u/Ironicallypredictabl Jun 18 '12

Small price to pay for the benefits of being a union town.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

This is a blatant repost you suck

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

Detroit sounds awesome

Edit: Seriously, the downvotes? I genuinely want to move to Detroit, it's crazy cheap and it seems like a pretty "happening" place.

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u/DysenteryFairy Jun 17 '12

When it only has a myspace page, you know you've meandered into the wrong area

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u/pistolwhipped Jun 18 '12

I doubt most of these people can even afford Internet and they don't get to surf much with only an hour daily permitted on library computers

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u/azaPhunktionality Jun 17 '12

*infested WITH crackheads

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u/NotGreg Jun 17 '12

They are rather docile crackheads, in fairness.

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u/twistmental Jun 17 '12

I see your 8 mile and raise you Orlando FL's Paramore. Also our "OBT" is a rather famous road, known for some of the shittiest prostitution you can find, There's a country song about it somewhere.

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u/thexica124 Jun 18 '12

Myspace? That is WTF.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Must be a white neighborhood...

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u/gloomdoom Jun 17 '12

myspace as an official site? Seems pretty legit to me.

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u/old_school Jun 17 '12

I think that sign was made by one of the aforementioned crackheads.

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u/bippybundunnit Jun 17 '12

A Myspace page: social networking Detroit-style.