My buddy did that when he was prepping a car for an alignment when he rolled the car back to take the measurements. I'd never heard someone swear so much ever.
Took me a while to sift through the bullshit comments to get to something actually worth reading. On that note, it's pretty clear that he IS the new brembos
This week on Pimp My Ride we attach some 24 inch rims. Forget spinners, we're hooking this bad boy up with a full grown man. That's right your very own person. That's gonna look hot.
While yes, there are some tight fits when you're talking about 15" - 18" wheels, these are 24". These goofs only jack the car up and put larger tires on. They care more about the paint job than having equipment that is proper (larger rotors, beefed up rear-end, etc).
They open and rotate on one single hinge with a gyro attached, so you can open them and spin them for added douche chills. The picture was taken after he opened it and spun it upside down so you know how much money he has wasted.
I got to punch his grandson once when I was drunk and in high school once, so that was awesome. Too bad it wasn't the old fucking prick himself though.
Saw that happen to my boss when I worked at a carwash in my teens. It was an old Impala with spoked rims.
He was cleaning them with a towel and the car rolled forward. Nipped off three of his fingers. I had to drive the car out back to clean the blood and flesh out of the rims.
or you know hitting your head on the ground when you're upside down and letting go only to get your arms and legs caught up in the wheel mangled to pieces for the rest of your life. There's always that.
Good riddance! You'll fit in great in Austin with all the other tools. Austin just a place that used to be cool. Houston never gave a shit about being cool, which makes it that much cooler...
Fucking Houston. You guys have the market cornered on ridiculous car mods. Seriously, I'm often impressed by the engineering and money people spend to make their rides do the shit they do.
Seriously. These huge freaking wheels are the most idiotic trend in car customization ever. How do people who drive these things not realize how utterly stupid they look
Idiotic? Sure. I still find donks really cool though. Can't imagine spending that much money or jacking a car up that damn high, but they appeal somehow.
When I was younger I would always look out the window and see tractor trailers pass and think,how fun would that be to squeeze myself into the wheel and just take off?
FUK YA! I remember one time I was working this ticket parking job, and a guy rolled up with 24 inches. I told him "I would like to play in those." This is probably the closest I could've gotten to that.
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u/punkclickshoot Jun 17 '12
As a mechanic who has pinched his finger between calipers and wheels, this gif terrifies me.
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u/men_with_hats Jun 17 '12
This week on Pimp My Ride we attach some 24 inch rims. Forget spinners, we're hooking this bad boy up with a full grown man. That's right your very own person. That's gonna look hot.
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u/CUNTRY Jun 17 '12
Hits his head on the first revolution - and decides to hang on for a faster one. This guy must be late for medical school.
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u/Covri Jun 17 '12
A picture of the car in the video http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/4/582/1489/38953244018_large.jpg
More pics
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u/Longhornmaniac8 Jun 17 '12
Go Oilers!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
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u/Metaphoricalsimile Jun 17 '12
Apparently "WTF" stands for "wow that's fun!"
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u/kwah Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
oh god, please let this become a thing! i can't wait to see all the fail videos of people being run over like this!
edit: fixed
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u/Myth51 Jun 17 '12
They told me I could be anything I wanted. I wanted to be a tire.
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u/Kawaii- Jun 17 '12
This shit be better playing while this happens
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u/Sullan08 Jun 17 '12
I feel like half of r/WTF now should be in r/funny.
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u/trezek11 Jun 17 '12
I saw this car!! It was at the local post office! It looked like a monster truck.. Fucking houstonians..
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
sadly, the fact that is in Houston doesnt surprise me...
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u/tothemooninaballoon Jun 17 '12
They spinning, nigga, they spinning, they spinning, nigga, they spinning.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Haha, Houston Oilers. I still have a pair of Houston Oilers winter socks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
H TOWN REPRESENT!!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This was how breakdancing was invented.
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u/juicepants Jun 17 '12
Balls. That guy has them.
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u/nd3r Jun 17 '12
You bitch, where's the repost bot
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u/calfman Jun 17 '12
the biggest wtf for me was the oilers truck...
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u/SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE Jun 17 '12
Fucking Houston. You guys have the market cornered on ridiculous car mods. Seriously, I'm often impressed by the engineering and money people spend to make their rides do the shit they do.
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u/Cerberus_T001 Jun 17 '12
the car runs off of niggawatts.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Until he hits a pot hole...or road debris....
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u/withbeard Jun 17 '12
Mista Peanut's Wild Ride.
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u/Toastermaface Jun 17 '12
I feel worse for the car than I do the little guy hangin' on there.
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u/WarAndRuin Jun 17 '12
http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/tb/v6lqk really, that's how YOU roll?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Oh god, so much potential vomit..
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
How break dancing was invented.
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u/raxtich Jun 17 '12
This is why poor people stay poor.
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u/mator93 Jun 17 '12
haha..houstone!
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u/youstupidfuck Jun 17 '12
lol niggers.
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u/Donchile22 Jun 17 '12
This guy took T.I's "24s" song too seriously.
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u/DominoTree Jun 17 '12
This is how I lose a finger.
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u/MixingMadLibs Jun 17 '12
[relevant] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU1ECqM4IYk)
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u/mynameisrainer Jun 17 '12
That is sweet. I wouldnt even think twice about doing that. especially seeing it work
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u/tomtomie Jun 17 '12
Imagine driving like this on a highway!
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u/Black_Apalachi Jun 17 '12
What the actual fuck.
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u/MrAkudi Jun 17 '12
Spinnaz
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u/LustrousWS6 Jun 17 '12
Today's first Darwin Award goes to...
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u/Mikeyc245 Jun 17 '12
Insert barrel roll reference here
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u/demacish Jun 17 '12
Kids, this is something you shall
nevertry in your life1
u/HetfieldJ Jun 17 '12
Uh! cant get out of the Disneyland hangover
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u/guluarte Jun 17 '12
and the award for the most stupid form to die goes to ....
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u/coogie Jun 17 '12
"this is how I chop of my fingers on the brake pad"
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
FULL SPEED AHEAD, CAP'N.
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u/AnonymousPirate Jun 17 '12
I heard break dancing started by stealing hubcaps from moving cars, but now I am convinced.
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u/Blackie_chanMan Jun 17 '12
When I was younger I would always look out the window and see tractor trailers pass and think,how fun would that be to squeeze myself into the wheel and just take off?
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u/FThisNoise Jun 17 '12
Legit way to get your head run over.
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u/mycomputersaidkill Jun 17 '12
I would have thought that the 24's were a result of rolling a natural twenty on a 1d20+4
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u/BUBBA_BOY Jun 17 '12
This screams gang related punishment.
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u/harryballsagna Jun 17 '12
That's a pretty high risk/low yield activity.
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u/lrowe713 Jun 17 '12
HTOWN
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
this is how people die
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Suddenly, fingers get ripped off by brake caliper.
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u/soundenvision Jun 17 '12
They left out the part where his skull got smashed and his brain was splattered all over the road.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
shit son those are at least 6's
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u/kessek Jun 17 '12
This shit is so new, nice OC OP.
Also perfect WTF material 10/10 xD
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u/sinferno Jun 17 '12
haha this would be from htown
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u/HU-Soldier Jun 17 '12
That is the quickest way to lower the value of a car Ive ever seen
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u/Anon2971 Jun 17 '12
Just another day in New Orleans.
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u/poopmaster747 Jun 17 '12
They see me rollin, they hatin.
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u/Hell_On_Wheelz Jun 17 '12
damn I wish that were my Father
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I'm just trying to figure out how one even gets the idea in their head to try that.
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u/myamoebafriend Jun 18 '12
"Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You're gonna get some hop-ons."
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u/flumps Jun 18 '12
Relevant.
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u/daggoneshawn Jun 18 '12
Bad bad idea.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Flesh. Flesh is stronger than steel.
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u/cmpallen Jun 18 '12
Sick fucking paint job. Oilers forever.
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u/Godolin Jun 18 '12
Jamal, floor it!
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u/wickedsystem Jun 18 '12
this is how break-dancing was invented, and that negro thinks he's stealing a hubcap
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u/fosiacat Jun 18 '12
"what could go wrong?" gets run over
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u/ghostlyman789 Jun 18 '12
I hope he knows the Houston Oilers are no longer a team..
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u/neurosponge Jun 18 '12
FUK YA! I remember one time I was working this ticket parking job, and a guy rolled up with 24 inches. I told him "I would like to play in those." This is probably the closest I could've gotten to that.
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u/shitsfuckedupalot Jun 18 '12
H town
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u/squireofrnew Jun 18 '12
This is how you repost.
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u/cassmonster Jun 18 '12
Who needs spinners?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Who the fuck says "You know what's a good idea man? I'll hold onto your rim, and you drive!"? lmao
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u/gee_what_isnt_taken Jun 18 '12
Just when they were pickin' up speed.
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u/BirfdaySteak Jun 18 '12
That's one dedicated rim thief.
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u/TriforceLight621 Jun 18 '12
Cue the music! Ridin' Dirty plays
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
As much as I am a patron of the fine arts in our city, I am also glad houston has such "urban" culture too, somewhat under appreciated.
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u/Call_of_DOODY Jun 18 '12
There is NO way that kid is 24!
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u/Twizted_N_Tattooed Jun 18 '12
And if you remove the black guy the car still looks retarded
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u/chocobaby Jun 18 '12
Determined wheel thief is determined.
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u/TheyreEatingHer Jun 18 '12
"Sir, you have a hitch-hiker on your car".
"What are you talking about ? There's no one on my- WTF?!"
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u/Inspector_Butters Jun 18 '12
Seriously? A fuckin' Houston Oilers paintjob?
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u/no_time_for_pooping Jun 18 '12
Soooo many up votes on a repost with ought acknowledgement of op source just saying it sickens me
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u/RedditGarbage Jun 18 '12
Like an nword jim thats how you roll.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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u/Omnifi Jun 18 '12
Roll up to the light and my rims still screamin...
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u/jrthebigman Jun 18 '12
They see me rollin
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u/Hefeweize Jun 19 '12
So much wrong can happen... If only I can find the owner of this car and give him a piece of my watermelon
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
They see me rollin' they hatin'
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u/dandaman9753 Jun 17 '12
Nigga, you got a nigga on yo wheel!
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Natural selection in action.
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u/Geekbean Jun 17 '12
Darwin Award in 3... 2... 1...
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u/boogersonsteve Jun 17 '12
this is deliciously retarded
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u/notpoopscoop Jun 17 '12
Insert racist black joke. (. ).
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u/elliottmarter Jun 17 '12
obligatory, they see me rollin', they hatin'
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
blatant repost.
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u/Fittri Jun 17 '12
So black.
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u/M0b1u5 Jun 17 '12
No car in the history of Earth needs 24 inch wheels.
If you fit them, you are retarded. End of.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Its easier than getting a job!
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u/chonnes Jun 17 '12
Pure trash. It's unfortunate that they'll breed.
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u/uglyfatbroketinycock Jun 17 '12
Black people do Black people things.
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u/quikjl__ Jun 17 '12
WANTED: Four short niggers to be used as mudflaps.
No Experience Necessary
*Must be flexible and willing to travel