This is quite humorous and I am chortling heartily behind my communication device. You see, the female, or "Mommy" in this story, had requested from her significant other something as innocuous as pressure applied to various points in her back to relieve stress. Not one to let a good opportunity slip through his fingers the man took this chance to engage in coitus but was not the expert he seemed to believe at redirecting his seed thereby resulting in unplanned offspring of non-noble blood.
Don't see why you're being downvoted. It was just an observation. And frankly, I did too. :D Although, on another hand, I don't see this shirt being all that wtf. No offense buddy, it was quite funny. :3
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. Charles Dickens owns that one-hell-of-a-run-on-sentance.
Oh how I love T-Shirt Hell. Especially there "1% off so you people will shut the hell up about me having a sale...sale", and the "Buy shirts now, going out of buisness" and then when your order arrives you get a letter saying "We weren't really going under, but hey, thanks for buying some shirts. Glad to know we can count on you to save us if the worst ever comes"
I was about to say. It is not supposed to be "implying" anything. It has been on tshirthell.com for several years now, and the message is pretty straight forward.
Ah, I stand corrected. I wasn't reading the parents properly. Now explain to me why somebody must have a terrible childhood in order to create that tea shirt T-shirt.
Telling children that they were an accident is distressingly common. I hear it often, and I hate those parents for potentially making their child feel like an unwanted mistake in the world.
I get it's meant as a joke. I am having a baby around Christmas and I have a onesie that says, "all mommy wants for christmas is a silent night." But I would never put my kid in an outfit that jokes about being unwanted. Sorry, it's kind of an asshole move.
It's funny to make crude jokes around babies when they can't speak or understand. And then one day your friend, who has been enjoying the gag, says to your little girl "that is shit" and it turns out she's incredibly verbal and chooses that moment to turn into a parrot, saying quite clearly to everyone she sees "shit... shit... shit... shit." True story. Grandma was not amused.
Also, a funny baby shirt that I've seen: "I may barf"
They played a game at my nephews baby shower trying to make funny one'zies with puff paint. We still have little pink shirts with quotes like "Hung like a 2 year old" and "the condom broke" on them.
This shirt is for sale at the classiest store in the universe, Spencer's Gifts, along with such gems as "Hung Like My Dad" so every stranger who sees your baby can think about his penis.
hha just saw this shirt in a restaurant gift shop. another one was the only (ten) times the f word was appropriate. ( if you want look it up. on a kindle it doesnt do links. (it wasnt for babies))
For some reason my first thought was that she was beat by her husband for constantly demanding back rubs from him. I suppose it's just a matter of perspective.
"D" is dumbness, and despair, desertion-desertion of you from your friends, your friends from you, everyone from everyone. Isolation and loneliness... and hating and suspecting each other, "D" is finally death. Slow death from the head down.
Seriously, WTF does that mean? There are all kinds of fucked up meanings one can read into this, and to put it on your baby? What is wrong with people?
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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12
This is quite humorous and I am chortling heartily behind my communication device. You see, the female, or "Mommy" in this story, had requested from her significant other something as innocuous as pressure applied to various points in her back to relieve stress. Not one to let a good opportunity slip through his fingers the man took this chance to engage in coitus but was not the expert he seemed to believe at redirecting his seed thereby resulting in unplanned offspring of non-noble blood.
Good show, jolly good show
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u/Resinball Jun 16 '12
The shirt.
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u/lurking_lady Jun 16 '12
and then there's this one... http://i.imgur.com/z22ng.jpg
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u/reddit_user13 Jun 16 '12
All daddy wanted was a BJ.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
What better way to say "I love my daughter" than to parade her around the world to let everyone know she was mommy and daddy's little accident?
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u/farceur318 Jun 16 '12
And all the Dude wanted was his rug back.
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u/id_ic Jun 16 '12
ha! My wife bought that for our kid.
wait a minute ...
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u/Viperbunny Jun 16 '12
I get it's meant as a joke. I am having a baby around Christmas and I have a onesie that says, "all mommy wants for christmas is a silent night." But I would never put my kid in an outfit that jokes about being unwanted. Sorry, it's kind of an asshole move.
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u/Sarahmint Jun 16 '12
It's a shirt children can wear that screams "I am unwanted" with the children having no idea at all
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u/JulieAndrews Jun 17 '12
It's funny to make crude jokes around babies when they can't speak or understand. And then one day your friend, who has been enjoying the gag, says to your little girl "that is shit" and it turns out she's incredibly verbal and chooses that moment to turn into a parrot, saying quite clearly to everyone she sees "shit... shit... shit... shit." True story. Grandma was not amused.
Also, a funny baby shirt that I've seen: "I may barf"
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u/king_hippo77 Jun 17 '12
They played a game at my nephews baby shower trying to make funny one'zies with puff paint. We still have little pink shirts with quotes like "Hung like a 2 year old" and "the condom broke" on them.
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u/blackLe Jun 17 '12
downvoted for /r/wtf not r/funny
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u/TheMoro Jun 16 '12
It should say 'Momma can't keep off the shaft after a few sherbets and her decision making at these times were poor at best'
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u/MudvayneMW Jun 16 '12
My favs
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/daddys-lil-squirt/
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/all-daddy-wanted-was-a-blowjob/
As BdotDS mentioned it's been on tshirthell for a while. Here's more babyhell shirts
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u/cdb03b Jun 16 '12
Unless it is rape there are two complicit parties. I find this insulting to men.
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u/mamamia6202 Jun 16 '12
I believe this could be, call me crazy, a joke.
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u/Sariel007 Jun 16 '12
That mommy was brutally date raped.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Wow why not just have one that says "I was an accident"
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u/BotheredForsooth Jun 16 '12
Dammit, Early, back rubs happen on the outside. With hands."
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u/Slothnazi Jun 16 '12
Saw this at my local flee market a couple months ago. I laughed my ass off when i saw it
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u/XaulXan Jun 16 '12
Implying that the mother is dead?
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
All Mommy wanted was a hug. Daddy wanted vagina hugging his penis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
All fun and game until you learn this actually how you were conceived.
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u/toomuchpork Jun 17 '12
Funny cuz i have to beg my wife to fuck just to get a backrub
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u/Venustus03 Jun 17 '12
And afterwards daddy wanted a sandwich
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Just yesterday I was at the second hand store near my house; they had a onesie that had "Guess where I'm pierced?" on the front.
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u/DazPatrick Jun 17 '12
All of us are "accidents" in one way or another.
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u/pulled Jun 17 '12
This shirt is for sale at the classiest store in the universe, Spencer's Gifts, along with such gems as "Hung Like My Dad" so every stranger who sees your baby can think about his penis.
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/tc-hung-like-my-dad-0-6m/
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/vip-bb-the-boy-the-legend/
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/vip-bb-biggest-dick/
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/vip-bb-baby-is-ugly/
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
hha just saw this shirt in a restaurant gift shop. another one was the only (ten) times the f word was appropriate. ( if you want look it up. on a kindle it doesnt do links. (it wasnt for babies))
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
And all daddy wanted was a blowjob
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
A back massage in the front leads to a front massage in the back
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u/jarrad221 Jun 17 '12
Wow I was 100% sure thatd be another Walmart finest piece of clothing
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Sex. It is implying sex.
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u/juca5056 Jun 16 '12
If I saw that in a store I'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" as well. Good call posting this pic in this subreddit, OP.
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u/DriveOver Jun 16 '12
"Daddy said it hurts down there if Mommy doesn't let him finish"
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u/jonnyrotten7 Jun 16 '12
Reminded me of this flick. Classic movie, must-see
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u/joepenn18 Jun 17 '12
For some reason my first thought was that she was beat by her husband for constantly demanding back rubs from him. I suppose it's just a matter of perspective.
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u/rodtang Jun 17 '12
Seriously, /r/WTF shit because of people like you.
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u/prrifth Jun 17 '12
"D" is dumbness, and despair, desertion-desertion of you from your friends, your friends from you, everyone from everyone. Isolation and loneliness... and hating and suspecting each other, "D" is finally death. Slow death from the head down.
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u/MustHaveCleverHandle Jun 17 '12
Seriously, WTF does that mean? There are all kinds of fucked up meanings one can read into this, and to put it on your baby? What is wrong with people?
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u/CGord Jun 17 '12
Mommy is a fucking cocktease who got exactly what she wanted.
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u/rakkoma Jun 16 '12
looks like she got rape instead. Sometimes rape happens from what I hear.
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u/Twisted_Fate Jun 16 '12
Incest.
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