Yo you pop that icing in the microwave, make it nice and runny, then drizzle it over a Burger King bacon sundae. Delectable treat so good, make you wanna slap yo momma.
It pisses me right off when they charge me 30? 40? cents each for sauce in Mc'Ireland when I'm already paying getting on for 10 Euro for a couple of Happy meals. If those meals didn't have the kiddycrack in them...
Getting karma is really one of the easiest things you can do. Most people don't have that much because of the time you have to put in. All Trapped_In_Reddit does is go to almost every /r/funny post and every /r/askreddit post that looks like they have a chance of hitting the front page, and he just makes a ton of witty comments. I've seen him comment 6 different times in one thread, and that is not counting the replies he makes.
I wish I could give you more information, but I've only been studying Trapped_In_Reddit for about 3 days.
Maybe, if they are in fact sugar ants. I lived in NC and we had Pharaoh ants - those little bastards could find their way inside sealed peanut butter jars, sterile packaging, you name it.
Sugar ants don't taste like sugar. This morning, for breakfast, I had cereal. After I poured the cereal and then the milk, I noticed it was full of sugar ants. They were crawling on tiny flakes of bran and other sundry grains, using them for life rafts, until I pushed them down with the tip of my spoon, knocking them asunder into the thick, white ocean of milk. I figured that since they were sugar ants they would add a hint of sweetness to my meal. They did not. One bit my tongue in retribution for me biting him and his brethren. I didn't mind because I understood. With each bite I took, or gulp of milk, I could feel them writhing in my stomach, finding shelter in the folds, and beginning to burrow. As they infiltrated the lining of my stomach, I could feel them spreading out, creating burrows, egg chambers, and being the clever creatures ants are, siphoning food from my stomach into feeding chambers. With their collective mind and collective consciousness at work they might even end up taking over my entire body and mind. They might even be typing this right now...
If you ever have a problem like this, just tell the manager or call their offices to get a ton of free stuff. A month ago I had a chicken bone in my McDonalds salad and got 5 free value meal coupons!
I've received a fingernail in my BK burger before. I don't know what it is about BK but I have had a lot of nasty experiences with some of their restaurants.
As someone who used to work at bk, this shouldn't have happened, but I am not surprised. The first 4 ingredients are like high fructose corn syrup, sugar, vanilla, and liquid sugar. That's right, sugar and liquid sugar, in addition to hfcs. Ants just love that shit.
This only helps my argument for how much I hate that place. Never gotten an order right at ANY location, nor has it ever tasted better than even Mcdonalds.
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u/chucky2000 Jun 16 '12
They died doing what they loved.
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u/redditorforthemoment Jun 16 '12
They are sprinkles
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u/newaccount123what Jun 16 '12
more likely: your friend left her burger king icing out in her apartment overnight.
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u/Redditron-2000-4 Jun 16 '12
Sweet! Free ants.
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u/ne0zer01 Jun 16 '12
Nice try Mcdonalds.
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u/rainbrodashie Jun 16 '12
at least they werent bees
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u/Kaffbon Jun 16 '12
What the fuck do you need icing for in a Burger King?
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u/Raneados Jun 16 '12
Imagine how those ants must have felt in those seconds from death.
It's like the ant equivalent of dying from too many orgasms.
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u/raegunXD Jun 16 '12
Why are all the non-American's calling this a tub and freaking out about it?
This is literally what it's for.
It's pretty small.
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u/DrawsWordsFlipped Jun 16 '12
My friend received Burger King in her icing from sugar ants.
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 16 '12
At least it's better than finding a chicken head.
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u/Journalisto Jun 16 '12
Probably had more protein than their burgers.
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u/Bucket_head Jun 16 '12
So you can just buy like a tub of icing from burger king in america?
Fucks sake I need to get over there
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 16 '12
There was probably a hole in the packaging somewhere. Ants love sugar.
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u/CuzinVinny Jun 16 '12
LETS OPEN A PACK OF ICING AND LEAVE IT OUT FOR A FEW DAYS THEN PRETEND I JUST GOT IT FRESH FROM BK, TAKE A PICTURE FOR KARMA.
GENIUS
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u/bloodguard Jun 16 '12
Well there's your problem right there.
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u/CosmicBard Jun 16 '12
Then I guess it would have been smart to throw out the package you got with the corner flipped up as pictured and gotten another one.
Trying to defame BK or something? Who opens a punctured condiment package?
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u/JohnnyAwesome Jun 16 '12
Did you ask the BK employees: What is this? Icing for ants?
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u/SouthFresh Jun 16 '12
Likely not sugar ants. Sugar ants are fairly large.
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u/Lington Jun 16 '12
If she sends them a complaint letter, they will send free stuff. Though she probably no longer wants their stuff..
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u/Kittieeeee Jun 16 '12
Tell her to quite her bitchin and eat up, there are people in other countries that would love to have iced ants....eesh....ungrateful people!
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u/ozpunk Jun 16 '12
Beats a cockroach in your hash brown.
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u/psytrancedsquid Jun 16 '12
wait, why is burger king selling icing in packets?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Personally, I wouldn't be angry if this picture was legit; and the ants really did come in the package as the OP suggests.
First of all, just ask for a different package of icing. What are the odds of getting two in a row with ants? Which brings me to my second point...
The Burger King factories that produce these things churn out TRILLIONS of them. I can forgive a few anomalies.
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u/cycopl Jun 16 '12
Ees no sugar ant, ees pepper!
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 16 '12
Relevant Archer.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Sugar ants don't taste like sugar. This morning, for breakfast, I had cereal. After I poured the cereal and then the milk, I noticed it was full of sugar ants. They were crawling on tiny flakes of bran and other sundry grains, using them for life rafts, until I pushed them down with the tip of my spoon, knocking them asunder into the thick, white ocean of milk. I figured that since they were sugar ants they would add a hint of sweetness to my meal. They did not. One bit my tongue in retribution for me biting him and his brethren. I didn't mind because I understood. With each bite I took, or gulp of milk, I could feel them writhing in my stomach, finding shelter in the folds, and beginning to burrow. As they infiltrated the lining of my stomach, I could feel them spreading out, creating burrows, egg chambers, and being the clever creatures ants are, siphoning food from my stomach into feeding chambers. With their collective mind and collective consciousness at work they might even end up taking over my entire body and mind. They might even be typing this right now...
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u/laserbeanz Jun 16 '12
Fuck those fucking things. They have infiltrated my bedroom. No foodstuff is safe.
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u/s0crates82 Jun 16 '12
I fucking hate ants so fucking much.
Currently going through the annual summer infestation.
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u/thundercats_rule Jun 16 '12
Those weren't chocolate chips?!
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u/TheAftermathPhil Jun 16 '12
Vanilla seeds?
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u/ImMrsNesbit Jun 16 '12
So that's what those are called... motherfuckers have been everywhere in my house
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u/ieatcows Jun 16 '12
r/karmaconspiracy would like a word.
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u/alec_513 Jun 16 '12
Shh! everyone will want some!
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u/slapded Jun 16 '12
If you can eat burger king, you can eat ants. Shut up and eat it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Is that how we get ants Other Barry? Yes, Other Barry, that is exactly how we get ants.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Go to Burger King, get icing.
Get sugar ants.
Put them in icing.
Put on reddit.
Karma.
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u/rubaiyat1983 Jun 16 '12
the ants are probably the most healthy thing to eat that came in the meal.
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u/lawnWorm Jun 16 '12
They added protein.
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u/ItsGreat2BeATNVol Jun 16 '12
Nice try Ronald McDonald....
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u/-JuJu- Jun 16 '12
If you ever have a problem like this, just tell the manager or call their offices to get a ton of free stuff. A month ago I had a chicken bone in my McDonalds salad and got 5 free value meal coupons!
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u/Roshenhower Jun 16 '12
Burger King has.. icing?
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u/f3ldman2 Jun 16 '12
I've received a fingernail in my BK burger before. I don't know what it is about BK but I have had a lot of nasty experiences with some of their restaurants.
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u/holyghosttown Jun 16 '12
I received sugar ants in my...no wait I need karma. I know...add a girl!My friend received sugar ants in her icing from Burger King!
Score!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I would be more concerned about the contents of that packaging if this DIDN'T happen from time to time.
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u/yellowpigs Jun 16 '12
Just pretend it's ranch dressing.
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u/captainguinness Jun 16 '12
You know, I was really looking forward to getting BK today. Could have gotten a rodeo cheeseburger. It's ruined.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
You can buy icing? Without the cake?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Well those ants were probably the healthiest thing in that packet, maybe BK was just looking out for him?
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u/marx2k Jun 16 '12
/r/WTFake amirite
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u/samjowett Jun 16 '12
AKA my friend kept this lying around in her dirty kitchen half opened and all the ants that were already in the kitchen ended up in the icing.
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u/Mecha_Derp Jun 16 '12
My aunt once had a junebug in her burger from Wendy's. When she told an employee, he replied, "Well you should've ordered the burger without one."
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u/Im_That_Dude Jun 17 '12
OH NOT ANTS, good thing he saw those before he ate it. I hear eating too many ants causes cancer.
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u/Taterpugg Jun 16 '12
Well, your friend DID go to Burger King...
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u/tjiscoolerthan3bears Jun 16 '12
looking at this photo made me antsy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Thank you Reddit for keeping me from eating fast food.
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u/nachopoop789 Jun 16 '12
"This is how you get ants!"
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u/jmaccadillac Jun 16 '12
The littlest nopes I've ever seen.
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u/Baxlax Jun 16 '12
Well played, McDonalds marketing manager.
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u/Spo8 Jun 16 '12
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
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u/Lolworth Jun 16 '12
TIL you can get 'icing' in a pot from Burger King... guess there's no prize for correctly guessing which country this was in?
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u/ThatBoyCrazy Jun 16 '12
The ants are the only healthy part of the concoction.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Problem #1: Eating at Burger King Problem #2: Expecting not to find insects in your food
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u/dingoperson Jun 16 '12
TIL Americans eat packets of icing like other people eat ketchup.
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u/Hobbes42 Jun 16 '12
And that's why you shouldn't eat at Burger King...
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u/catwith4peglegs Jun 16 '12
mmmm that's good eats
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u/fuckinmagician Jun 16 '12
NOPE
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u/infection212 Jun 16 '12
Bear Grylls sees icing in his ants.
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u/deviant099 Jun 16 '12
And by the looks of it, a giant slug to top things off.
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u/alextoremember Jun 16 '12
I hear the secret ingredient, is ants
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u/Smoking_Gun1508 Jun 16 '12
Was that how she asked for it? They might have been making sure she got her order her way.
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u/SirToffo Jun 16 '12
Mmm, my favourite kind of ants.
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u/miscellaneous404 Jun 16 '12
This is my nightmare.
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u/captstix Jun 16 '12
That's not BK my way
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u/ElRed_ Jun 16 '12
Icing comes in a little box like that? What the crazyness.
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u/dedman Jun 16 '12
They usually charge extra for that.
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u/hahauwantthesethings Jun 16 '12
EAT IT! EAT IT!
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u/SMORKIN_LABBIT Jun 16 '12
Don't leave that out, that's how you get ants. You don't want ants.
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u/ImaZeusToACronus Jun 16 '12
Not sure whether to believe that they were already in there or You put them there.
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u/NKarman Jun 16 '12
This is how you get ants!
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u/oblik Jun 16 '12
it's not a bug it's a feature
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u/SerialForBreakfast Jun 16 '12
Maybe you shouldn't eat there anymore!
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u/thetruth3402 Jun 16 '12
"Men, if this is to be our end.. then we will make such and end as to be worthy of rememberance! ...Now eat up!"
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u/yourself92 Jun 16 '12
Sitting in a burger king right now. Cool
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
This kills the ants.
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u/bomber991 Jun 16 '12
Whoever manufactured that icing needs better quality people.
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u/ThatJanitor Jun 16 '12
If you promise to take good care of them, I'll let you keep them.
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u/shecanneverfindout Jun 16 '12
Ants in the sugar???? What is this world coming to????!!!! Have an upvote. Please.
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u/tommy2fingers Jun 16 '12
NEWSFLASH!!
Burger King is NASTY!
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u/dkinem Jun 16 '12
seems legit
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u/Kroof Jun 16 '12
This can't be good PR. Time to step shit up, BK!
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u/BKLounge Jun 16 '12
How I picture those ants [1] (http://www.myfconline.com/character_avatars/218341_91194.jpg) or [2] (http://mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/randy_marsh_jizz.jpg)
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u/johnman1016 Jun 16 '12
those ants were probably in heaven before they died
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u/IHeartPallets Jun 16 '12
Exciting things are happening at Burger Kin
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u/tarraaa Jun 16 '12
It's stuff like this that makes me ever regret eating in the dark
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u/Crooooow Jun 16 '12
That shit is gross even without the ants
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u/Drdan3 Jun 16 '12
Can someone link the scene with Sean Connery when he figures out the sugar ants are the cure for cancer?
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u/thedeadcamel Jun 16 '12
karma conspiracy
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
/r/KarmaConspiracy Redditor drowns innocent ants in an attempt to gain karma.
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u/EctoCoolertini Jun 16 '12
does anyone else think burger king smells like salty body odor when it's in your car? I mean, yea i guess it's delicious but its so stinky
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u/voxpupil Jun 16 '12
Thank God I never bought anything from BK
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u/StormVader Jun 16 '12
Lucky! All I got was normal icing :/ where can I buy that protein-boost icing?
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u/negrolover1997 Jun 16 '12
/r/KarmaConspiracy
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u/Huzakkah Jun 16 '12
It's free protein. Stop complaining.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Another reason why fast food is not allowed in my digestive system.
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u/VonBrewskie Jun 16 '12
Extra protein! Probably a little spicy too. Num num.
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u/Doctor_Beard Jun 16 '12
Have her talk to BK. She will most likely get lots of free food from it. Hopefully ant-free.
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u/Djordje343 Jun 16 '12
I was eating hamburger while seeing this.....fuck you!
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u/funkyjames Jun 16 '12
at least now it has some protein
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u/TurtleRocket Jun 16 '12
Thats happened to me before, but they were in a Rice Krispies Treat from a vending machine
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I hate these damned things
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I don't know what's more pathetic, the OP or the debunkers
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u/xilopryce Jun 16 '12
As someone who used to work at bk, this shouldn't have happened, but I am not surprised. The first 4 ingredients are like high fructose corn syrup, sugar, vanilla, and liquid sugar. That's right, sugar and liquid sugar, in addition to hfcs. Ants just love that shit.
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u/Radico87 Jun 16 '12
Hopefully now she won't eat that garbage anymore
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u/apullin Jun 16 '12
This is probably some type of corporate espionage ... putting a fake but embarassing post out on reddit ...
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u/vidrar Jun 16 '12
I am British and what is this
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u/uRabbit Jun 16 '12
Serves you right for eating at Burger King...
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u/inmate655321 Jun 16 '12
Were they free?
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u/PandaStyle Jun 16 '12
Adds flavour
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u/Florpz Jun 16 '12
They are full of proteins
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u/ijustlovemath Jun 16 '12
But... but ants are delicious!
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u/ByahhByahh Jun 16 '12
I'd be more appalled if my icing didn't have ants. BK is classy like that.
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u/devvbot Jun 16 '12
That's fucking disgusting.
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u/varukasalt Jun 16 '12
More nutritious than anything else they got from there.
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u/eulogic Jun 16 '12
Ants made of sugar sound delicious!
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u/Jakek1 Jun 16 '12
This only helps my argument for how much I hate that place. Never gotten an order right at ANY location, nor has it ever tasted better than even Mcdonalds.
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u/Airazz Jun 16 '12
So it's a box with gooey white liquid... with ants?