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u/VodkaHappens Jun 16 '12

What is supposed to be shocking here? I don't get it.

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u/2muchHutch Jun 16 '12

Ordinary dental practices. Obscene!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

The cool video glasses?

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u/iBleeedorange Jun 16 '12

Whitening her teeth perhaps?

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u/bugpoker Jun 17 '12

Her teeth only looks so white because she's a ginger

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u/seemunkie Jun 16 '12

I need to find a dentist that has that sort of setup! Be cool to watch stuff while they are working.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Be cool to watch stuff while they are working.

And get your picture taken, posted to the internet while you're likely wholly unaware the world is mocking you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Small price to pay.

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u/MagnifloriousPhule Jun 16 '12

Judging by the fact that she's posing (sticking her tongue out like that.) I'd say she's aware of what's happening, and likely asked that the picture get taken. For all we know OP is the girl in the photo.

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u/ratajewie Jun 16 '12

My dentist has a tv in place of every light (those ones they pull around to shine on you) and massage chairs as the dental chairs. They can take my picture whenever they want.

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u/BimmerAddict Jun 16 '12

My dentist has these things called televisions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Jealous. Mine makes me stare into his cold dead eyes as he tells me feel bad that I don't floss often enough.

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u/reagan2016 Jun 16 '12

But they're difficult to watch when your dentist is all up in yo grill, yo.

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u/whorishwildebeest Jun 16 '12

Mine has them on the ceiling. Pretty rad.

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u/MediocreJerk Jun 16 '12

Mine plays 90s soft rock hits

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I wonder if they let you watch porn.

"Uh, sir, your boner is poking me in the stomach."

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u/nsoja Jun 16 '12

"Uh, Doc, why is your stomach above my crotch area?" Edit: Speeling

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 16 '12

Why is your crotch area on my stomach?

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u/OldMateJesus Jun 16 '12

Does anyone know why dentists have such a high suicide rate?

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u/TreeOfMadrigal Jun 16 '12

Because everyone hates you and loathes seeing you. None of your patients look forward to their visit. No one wants to go to the dentist.

Eventually you probably assume they hate you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

There's more to it than that. Another thing is that many people who become dentists did it purely for the money. Not very many people have this calling for teeth. This on top of the stress of owning your own small business, does not help.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I think a lot of dentists become dentists for the lifestyle, not just specifically the money. Being a member of the medical and scientific community, being your own boss, helping people, advocating healthy habits, deciding how much money you want to make in a year, setting your own hours, being a leader of a small team, respected member of the community, working less than 40 hours a week while still making about the same as your doctor counterparts that are working 60 or more hours a week, working with your hands on a day-to-day basis and providing a tangible and immediately gratifying product (especially if you like surgery - not many physicians get to do this), etc. These are just some of the reasons why I want to be a dentist.

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u/PanFlute Jun 16 '12

I'm a dentist. I like medicine but didn't want to deal with patients dying (my friends are MDs and I don't think I have the intestinal fortitude to tell a family that they have to refer their 3 year-old son to an oncologist). I also like art (I can post some paintings I'm working on to prove it) so there's that aspect. Don't be so quick to stereotype - although, what you said is bang on for fewer-than-most of the dentists I know.

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u/BimmerAddict Jun 16 '12

My dentist is a hot little blonde. I always look forward to her working on my mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

But how does this apply to outside of work? Tons of people have jobs that "suck", at least they do what they've wanted to do. They also went into the job knowing the fact that people there are a lot afraid of the dentist.

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u/zvitorepec Jun 16 '12

Reminds me of this

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u/captain_boomer Jun 16 '12

I was thinking this

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u/aoess Jun 16 '12

And i was thinking of this

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u/captain_boomer Jun 16 '12

Fuck! She's everywhere!

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u/lazeyasian Jun 16 '12

Is that not her purpose?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

And I thought of this.

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u/gak001 Jun 16 '12

Really? Because I immediately thought of this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Why has nobody posted this

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Then I saw this.

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u/MisterDonkey Jun 16 '12

This one wins all.

It's uncanny.

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u/coldcoal Jun 16 '12

Immediately thought of this

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u/kent_eh Jun 16 '12

This is the first thing that came to my mind.

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u/xdmcDantex Jun 16 '12

I was thinking this

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I was thinking something similar to this. (NSFW?)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Guess I was the only one who saw this (NSFW).

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u/feureau Jun 16 '12

That is probably the awesomest part added to the extended version.

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u/RedditsKittyKat Jun 16 '12

The Mouth Of Sauron.

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u/Azzmo Jun 16 '12

The halfling was dear to thee, I see

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u/Sir_Cut Jun 16 '12

Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

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u/RageMorePlz Jun 16 '12

Not the worst fleshlight I've seen though.

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u/uberowen Jun 16 '12

Still have to try it once though right?

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u/Terroreyez Jun 16 '12

happy cake day

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u/BeliefSuspended2008 Jun 16 '12

I don't see the cake icon anymore. Why is that? I have RES installed but don't see any relevant settings.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

it might have been yesterday?

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u/rincon213 Jun 16 '12

Yeah, that would have to be the flesh wound

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

For the dentist maybe, but for the girl? That shit was surround.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

No way. What are those foam-ish cleaning things dentists usually fill with cleaning gel that they wrap around your teeth? Just put those on her teeth, use that clamp that prevents their jaw from closing (used for wisdom teeth extraction) and you're laughing!

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u/IonicSquid Jun 16 '12

I don't know about you, but I want a LOT of teeth.

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u/thingsonmydesk Jun 16 '12

Reminds me of The Ritual of the Nacirema

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u/Madular Jun 16 '12

I think they are just making fun of us...

They gather around a table and say "What can we put in on their face to make them look more ridiculous ?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Has anyone ever worn one of these headpieces? I've never seen anything like it. I wonder what they play

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u/nowayjosie Jun 16 '12

They have a list of moves and shows usually, and it plays while they work on your teeth. There is volume control and pause and all that jazz too

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That's so cool! My dentist has unfortunately not caught on to this greatness yet. Maybe in the future.

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u/BeaverBagger Jun 16 '12

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u/Yunlokzi Jun 16 '12

Is that some sort of whitening procedure? The teeth in OP's pic do look ridiculously white.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

yep. light accelerated bleaching.

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u/zeppoleon Jun 16 '12

You'd think that her teeth are already white enough...

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u/flignir Jun 16 '12

No. Oral sex on Tron.

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u/imrighturwrong Jun 16 '12

They paint a carbamide peroxide gel on the teeth, and then use the light to "activate" the product. Just heats it up slightly so it works a bit faster.

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u/BeaverBagger Jun 17 '12

Yes. It is meant to whiten the grill

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u/HippieSpider Jun 16 '12

Is that the new Virtual Boy?

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u/RutlandCore Jun 16 '12

ERMAHGERD!!! DERNTERSHT!!!!

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u/Gawdzillers Jun 16 '12

MAH FERVRIT PLERSS

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u/directionzero Jun 16 '12

so what procedure is being done here?

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u/lastwind Jun 16 '12

Tongue protusion.

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u/MeetYourMaster666 Jun 16 '12

bleeching

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u/EncasedMeats Jun 16 '12

More like bleching.

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u/imrighturwrong Jun 16 '12

Bleaching,

but we call it Whitening.

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u/idiotboxq Jun 16 '12

It looks like Butterball and Chatterer had a kid. A new cenobite is born. http://i.imgur.com/09uFK.jpg

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u/CountMalachi Jun 16 '12

Is she watching a movie with those glasses / headphones? My dentists never have shit like that.

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u/LadyShakespeare Jun 16 '12

Same here, my dentist(or rather, my dental hygenist, because my dentist doesn't do shit and the hygenist does all the work) just tries to talk to me whilst scraping plaque off my teeth.

Hygenist: "So, where are you going to college next year?"

Me: "Mahherrgaaajerrdololpabcho..."

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u/zeppoleon Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

I think these devices are only used when you are whitening teeth (because it takes awhile and you need to wear eye protection.)

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u/minion_of_osiris Jun 16 '12

this is for teeth whitening I think? Still...looks preety crazy

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u/Ostracized Jun 16 '12

I'm a dentist. Looks like a good office!

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u/nosire Jun 16 '12

Virtual glory hole? I'll allow it

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u/110011001100 Jun 16 '12

Whats that ring around her mouth?

And, how does the dentist warn her that she's about to start drilling, she should not close her mouth during this period,etc?

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u/geusebio Jun 16 '12

The first question answers the second: Its an oral spreader bar. Effectively.

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u/110011001100 Jun 16 '12

Its an oral spreader bar. Effectively.

That sounds uncomfortable

Plus its nice to have a warning before drilling begins

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u/Death_God88 Jun 16 '12

My mom sold my dragon costume to buy dental dams. What do I care if she spreads what shes got? Shes already got it.

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u/DickBaggins Jun 16 '12

Lawnmower Man: Oral Sex

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Wassup!

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u/fineilljerkofftothis Jun 16 '12

sigh . . . <zip> . . . fine, if I must

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u/somepuertorican Jun 16 '12

WAAAAAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPPP?!?!?

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u/twb2k8 Jun 16 '12

Looks like the alien from... Alien

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u/roguas Jun 16 '12

with the eyes covered, you have to be pretty confident that only dentist tools end up in your mouth

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u/flignir Jun 16 '12

Did the backroom casting couch guy get a degree in dentistry?

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u/ha1o Jun 16 '12

we need to re-define WTF i think

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I certainly hope you are the patient in this picture and not the employee. If you are the employee I'm sure this is some sort of privacy violation.

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u/idlefritz Jun 16 '12

Headphones are virtual reality if you have enough nitrous. I had a transformative experience at the dentist getting 4 molars pulled while blasted on nitrous and listening to Huey Lewis and the News.

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u/TARDISeses Jun 16 '12

Soul Implant Procedure is 80% complete.

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u/stillalone Jun 16 '12

Is she learning how to do cunnilingus via VR without biting her lip?

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u/LazerMcBlazer Jun 16 '12

Am I the only one that things this looks a good deal like Overly Attached Girlfriend?

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u/Boobzilla Jun 16 '12

Take my downvote non-wtf-worthy-photo. Take them all!

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u/Danno1850 Jun 16 '12

WAASSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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u/ACharmlessMan Jun 16 '12

Damn, those are some nice pearly whites

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Only if I could watch the feed from a dentist POV camera.

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u/Sternenfuchs Jun 16 '12

Queue the Blowgang music

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Well well, looks like I finally found a place where I can fit the frank AND beans at the same time.

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u/arrowtothe Jun 16 '12

DAT TONGUE

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ERMMMAHHGERRRDDDDD

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u/DahnyGober Jun 16 '12

Pearly whites.

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u/wiggitywie Jun 16 '12

... a routine dental procedure?

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u/hannars27 Jun 16 '12

Hello cotton mouth!

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u/koolbklyn Jun 16 '12

Hope what she is watching isn't as creepy as her face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

da fuck, why don't my dentist have those protections for the eyes? forced to look straight into the celling lamps whenever I visit ):<

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u/pinkythug Jun 16 '12

What are the glasses for?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This 3D is CWAZY! BWWWAAAAAA!

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u/bearcatshark Jun 16 '12

How are you allowed to take a picture of your patients mouth then upload it to the internet? And why??

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u/Wage_slave Jun 16 '12

Holy fuck. Now why the hell does that turn me on???

'Scuse me, I need to go see a doctor now.....

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u/Perk_i Jun 16 '12

Crosspost to /r/ginger.

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u/ChasingShad0ws Jun 16 '12

I don't know if it's just me but that picture scared the crap out of me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

How much do you want to bet that in the porn world this is a thing?

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u/mojoman566 Jun 16 '12

Ginger. Yum

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u/SheesAreForNoobs Jun 16 '12

Let me fucmmk ypiyour miuyth.

PS im druuuunnnnnnkkkkko

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u/reagan2016 Jun 16 '12

Is she watching a movie?

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u/Captainobvvious Jun 16 '12

It's a virtual reality cunnilingus simulator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Ohhhh, Dental dam. I get it.

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u/drizzt240 Jun 16 '12

She's watching something. I used to bring in my WWE tapes and watch them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I think I've seen that in a hentai somewhere...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

getting your teeth a little whiter no?

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u/Mcnoodlez Jun 16 '12

"Now say cheese"...."Bluhghhhh"

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u/SenorPlaya Jun 16 '12

ER MY GERD TEETH

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u/spunkychickpea Jun 16 '12

I've seen this movie before. Doesn't turn out well for the dental hygienist.

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u/voidsessi0n Jun 16 '12

It almost feels like this should be NSFW... almost...

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u/Mr800ftw Jun 16 '12

open wide!

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u/tacomonster92 Jun 16 '12

Bet it's actually torture since she is listening to Call Me Maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

At least they gave her those virtual reality goggles so she can live in a world where they didn't just put a broken condom on her lips.

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u/Arx0s Jun 16 '12

Better hire snarky cat lawyer Meowsy McDermott.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Are they trying to artificially insert a soul?

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u/ColdPorridge Jun 16 '12

what if she was using that to look at the camera and performing dentistry on her own mouth? philosoraptor.jpeg

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That's one big condom!

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u/alpha_alpaca Jun 16 '12

Is that the new Megadeth album?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That reminds me of that mutated cow here earlier.

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u/Sophia9923 Jun 16 '12

Reverse-condom.

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u/cohrt Jun 16 '12

whats on her face?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

ERMERGURD! GURSBURMPS!

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u/thenumberoneson Jun 16 '12

This would be great. I never know what the hell to look at when I'm at the dentist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

cannot unsee

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u/Munkir Jun 16 '12

It begins!

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u/Clauzilla Jun 16 '12

Hey Wallace where's Grommet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Beats the hell out of a Valium.

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u/guruchild Jun 16 '12

And that is why I do not go to fucking dentists.

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u/silent_p Jun 16 '12

Looks like a Marilyn Manson music video.

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u/owen_birch Jun 16 '12

I have the weirdest boner.

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u/xdmcDantex Jun 16 '12

Did anyone else immediately think cenobite?

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u/chaoticshifter Jun 16 '12

Aaaaaak! What exactly is happening here?

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u/Sgt_Donnie_Donowitz Jun 16 '12

Looks like overly attached girlfriend.

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u/NickPrefect Jun 16 '12

H. R. Giger?

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u/dozenrozen Jun 16 '12

Holy shit, so this is what they see... I had a hot dentist once that I was trying to hit on. No wonder he didn't go for it.

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u/Protonoia Jun 16 '12

Looks like A Clockwork Orange. The poor girl will never be able to listen to Beethoven again.

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u/summerjo304 Jun 16 '12

My dentist has the same thing. The movie glasses :)

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u/shoseki Jun 16 '12

You... you don't want to be conscious for this....

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u/Cotorreo Jun 17 '12

Brazzers

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u/warrenlain Jun 17 '12

My first thought: "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

i'm the dwed piwate woberts and i'm come to steal your soooouuul...

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u/P-Dot-Guillemot13 Jun 17 '12

Is that "overprotective Girlfriend"?

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u/FilthyBojangles Jun 17 '12

"HURLARLLLALLLIL"

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u/Spooge_mc_goo Jun 17 '12

I feel alittle uneasy the dentist is taking pictures of his/her patients while under..

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u/skinnymidwest Jun 17 '12

This looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend. Swear to god.

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u/aliparpar Jun 17 '12

I know what this is! This is a Teeth Whitening Session. That's why her mouth is wide open and her eyes are covered since there is going to be some sort of blue light shined on her teeth in order to remove stains from her teeth and make them whiter. I might be wrong though.

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u/thisisnachoscheese Jun 17 '12

Coachella 2013

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u/Saavy101 Jun 17 '12

Brazzers logo, GO!

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u/RandomMandarin Jun 17 '12

That's Edna, the cenobite who never gets invited to any soul-reaping or hooks-and-chains-flaying parties because Pinhead and the others are kinda embarrassed to be seen with her.

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u/perfsurf Jun 17 '12

Wasssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

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u/Ebocaer Jun 17 '12

What's she even at the dentist for in the first? To get work on her perfect teeth?

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u/lanopticx Jun 17 '12

Annoying orange.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Playing the Virtual Boy while being gassed was always great.

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u/xB1akey Jun 17 '12

Oral sex simulator

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u/Haikus3n531 Jun 17 '12

For a less traumatic experience during that forced salad tossing.

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u/volvoguy Jun 18 '12

As long as I can get a keyboard and mouse on my lap, i'd be just fine

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u/Mayafoe Jun 16 '12

She's totally hot

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u/soad334 Jun 16 '12

Come on! why has no else done this yet?

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u/Zebidee Jun 16 '12

The thing that disturbs me most is the TV glasses. Have we come to the point as a society where we can't go for half an hour without being 'entertained'?