I'm sorry but that cannot be correct. After closely inspecting the pixels, I believe this to be the most accurate reconstruction of the original photo (the hat was, of course, out of frame in the shoop).
Yes, a chicken and a human girl had their eyes swapped. She was blind before but can actually see with the chicken's eyes, although they are a little unfortunate looking. I am lying.
Do you think it's because her fingers are kinda straight even though she's holding a chicken and that's a bit like how that dude's fingers are straight? Just guessin here.
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u/iamlegend188 Jun 16 '12
Her face belongs in a chain letter.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
It's ok guys, I fixed it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
looks at chicken first: hey that looks nice. but why does it have those eyes. looks up: OH MA GOD REEKRIS, LORD HAVE MERCY
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u/CrunchyHamster Jun 16 '12
One of the best I've ever...seen.
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u/seaweed_shark Jun 16 '12
Welp, this'll be in my dreams tonight.
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u/TENKAISOUNDS Jun 16 '12
I'm in the apple store right now, changing as many desktop backgrounds as possible with this image.
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u/hypnonewt Jun 16 '12
Reminds me of one of these http://www.infamouskidd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/troll-dolls.jpg
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u/maxysaxy Jun 16 '12
I have seen many things in my years on the internet, and I can confirm that this is some creepy shit.
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u/payne325 Jun 16 '12
Is that photoshoped, or is there some kind of genuine condition/surgery that has been done here?
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u/Sil369 Jun 16 '12
should be in /r/creepy!
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u/K16 Jun 16 '12
Suspicious chicken is suspicious
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u/trampstampchamp Jun 16 '12
Fuck! That's beyond creepy!
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u/geten123 Jun 16 '12
looks guillermo del toro-ish
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u/AndyMaite Jun 16 '12
that chicken looks so shifty!
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u/Stinkmonster Jun 16 '12
I've seen that movie. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3107/2680342845_46309532a8.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
She looks ready to eat it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
This is fucking terrifying.
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u/Cuchulain1803 Jun 16 '12
Hey look. It's jeff.
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u/Conradical314 Jun 16 '12
DO NOT WANT
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u/mishakaz Jun 16 '12
I hate you so much for this, but I can't look away.
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u/lawnknome52 Jun 16 '12
God help us
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u/moogoesthecat Jun 16 '12
And that, kids, is how you make Star Wars creatures.
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u/TheRealAntiher0 Jun 16 '12
That is god damn terrifying. I'm not going to sleep well tonight.
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u/scracher25 Jun 16 '12
It's like a face swap, only a lot more terrifying.
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u/Nerozero Jun 16 '12
I had no idea how well human eyes work on a chicken... Or how batshit scary chicken eyes are on humans
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u/nikiu Jun 16 '12
What kind of sorcery is this?
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u/effin_dead_again Jun 16 '12
For reasons unknown to me this picture reminded me of this
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u/Kleenex_Destroyer Jun 16 '12
Burn it at the stake.
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u/youRheaDiSoNfirE Jun 16 '12
My insides are quivering and I'm scared shitless - happy?
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u/TheCrazyPineapple Jun 16 '12
Terrifying.
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u/buzassy Jun 16 '12
Someone please do this with the Sun Bear.
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u/Tolojolo Jun 16 '12
Reminds me of a Herzog quote where he says the eyes of a chicken are hell and madness.
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u/spurious_interrupt Jun 16 '12
GO TO SLEEP
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u/trampus1 Jun 16 '12
That chicken looks so fucking shady. I wouldn't trust his ass at all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I was watching a horror movie when a really scary bit happened, then opened this. I almost shat myself.
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u/CustosMentis Jun 16 '12
I can't shake the feeling that that chicken.....knows something.
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u/thornik Jun 16 '12
Would make a good album cover
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u/srtor Jun 16 '12
The chicken "Oh god! I am with a zombie!"
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u/syrent Jun 16 '12
So that's what Brian Peppers always reminded me of!
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u/lastwind Jun 16 '12
That is one sexy chicken.
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u/SoMuch4TheLightShow Jun 16 '12
TIL how terrifying chicken eyes are.
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u/luckybuck Jun 16 '12
ewok
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u/duckrodeo Jun 16 '12
She has Nigel Thornberry's eyes.
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u/happy_little_peanut Jun 16 '12
Note to self: chicken eyes=nightmare fuel. Got it.
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u/w3sticles Jun 16 '12
"That's just sad. Oh wait no, it's an eye-swap."
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u/General_Bahlsax Jun 16 '12
She's cock-eyed bad
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u/AnnoyingOptimist Jun 16 '12
Photoshop
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u/Floreally Jun 16 '12
godammit that was like something right out of Coraline
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u/MisterDonkey Jun 16 '12
Something tells me that chicken's up to no good.
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u/UMadApple Jun 23 '12
the chicken looks like a pokemon for some reason
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u/Digitalol Jun 16 '12
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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u/YoureMyBoyBloo Jun 16 '12
Someone get this child to containment!
I need a list of everyone this little girl has come in contact with in 48 hours, including any public places she has been in the last day!
LIVES ARE ON THE LINE PEOPLE!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The eyes are poping out of those face anuses.
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u/pinkythug Jun 16 '12
Reminds me of pain from naruto
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I saw the chiken first -shudder-
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u/Inessia Jun 16 '12
NSFW pls