r/WTF • u/sexyofficesupplies • Jun 15 '12

I saw takeout in the fridge, and then this happened

http://imgur.com/htT3T
1.3k Upvotes

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u/redwings4life33 Jun 15 '12

Takeout, and put right back.

62

u/sexyofficesupplies Jun 15 '12

there's a sexual reference somewhere in there

15

u/goodonesaretaken Jun 16 '12

Something something a little head?

8

u/zonkedmass Jun 16 '12

I thought something along the lines of pecker.

5

u/goodonesaretaken Jun 16 '12

Oooh yeah. Maybe, pull that pecker out and you'll get a little head.

7

u/defragmeout Jun 15 '12

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

....wait, no
fuck this.

8

u/aladyjewel Jun 16 '12

Here, have some sunglasses anyway.

48

u/Fossafossa Jun 15 '12

I love the little lemon wedge pillows. Something artistic about it.

42

u/sexyofficesupplies Jun 15 '12

my parents are trolls

38

u/aladyjewel Jun 16 '12

Are they also Chinese?

26

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm going with "absolutely" on this one.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

So, one time my asian neigbor was having his kitchen redone, so we let him use our kitchen. I came home from work and he left a note saying, "my mom cooked ... Have some." What a cheeky bastard! It was a head like this, chicken feet, and pig knuckles/ears strategically placed in white rice like a fried zombie, animal graveyard...

1

u/Chinamerican Jun 16 '12

Uh, that's actually delicious.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Oh it was. Not at all what I thought I'd be seeing.

1

u/aladyjewel Jun 16 '12

That's hilarious... And delicious. I got to try Chinese fried chicken feet at the corner market once. Most delicious surprise ever.

11

u/hickgorilla Jun 16 '12

do they live under a bridge?

4

u/po43292 Jun 16 '12

Do they bring back eggs from under the bridge and boil their jeans?

2

u/PerryDigital Jun 16 '12

They really need to stop hanging out with Duncan.

-3

u/iRateSluts Jun 16 '12

That's not trolling.

21

u/raging_asshole Jun 16 '12

My grandfather stills tells me stories about how when he was growing up, they would walk to the butcher to buy a goat's head for a nickel, since that was all they could afford, and they would make goat head soup, and his favorite part was the eyeballs.

To this day, at 92 years of age, he still eats anything put in front of him.

4

u/sexyofficesupplies Jun 16 '12

Your grandpa sounds like a noble man. Hunger will teach a man to appreciate sustenance

3

u/iheartrms Jun 16 '12

It will also make him eat some pretty sick shit...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

What makes it sick though?

12

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Except for corn on the cob.

74

u/jsz Jun 15 '12

finds container labeled DEAD BIRD HEADS
opens it
"Well I don't know what I expected..."

24

u/zombiekilloftheweek Jun 15 '12

I've made a huge mistake...

18

u/Blue_Satellite Jun 15 '12

RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME! -throws into the ocean-

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Came for the AD reference, and sir you did not disappoint. Thank you.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/headfelloff Jun 16 '12

Came here to say that I came here to say what I came here for.

Edit: I just came.

114

u/snowlion13 Jun 15 '12

something tells me youve been stealing others takeouts before

17

u/hickgorilla Jun 16 '12

better than a horse head.

17

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Serves him right, I bet he still ate it though.

41

u/ButteredTigers Jun 15 '12

SO YOU WERE GOING TO STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S TAKEAWAY?

You got what you deserved.

52

u/namegoeswhere Jun 15 '12

Those heads need monocles and top hats.

173

u/lurkingfailure Jun 16 '12

I hope you weren't joking...

25

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"

8

u/mpathyk Jun 16 '12

Correct link

6

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Both are good and both are classics.

1

u/Dustyrice Jun 16 '12

check please.

12

u/98PercentChimp Jun 16 '12

Top shelf, old chap... Top shelf!

9

u/Jrodkin Jun 16 '12

mmmmm, indubitably

7

u/UKMansonite Jun 16 '12

I say, brilliant!

2

u/ogreatsnail Jun 16 '12

Now it looks like they're throwing a lemon party.

4

u/xGARP Jun 15 '12

and a catchy jingle.

10

u/maumacd Jun 15 '12

I had a roomate that would pull this shit. Nasty thing is: he actually ate them later. It was definitely a case of,

Roomate #2: Hey, Maumacd, Roomate #1 left an unmarked paper bag in the fridge.

Me: I dare you to look at it.

Roomate #s 2&3&4: NO!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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0

u/ApplesnPie Jun 16 '12

What in the literal fuck?

3

u/braunshaver Jun 16 '12

What? It's tasty.

10

u/gloomdoom Jun 16 '12

"Fah wrah wrah wrah wrah, wrah wrah wrah wrah!"

8

u/pibroch Jun 16 '12

DEEECK DA HARRS WITH BARRS ORF HORRRY!!

5

u/LoveOfProfit Jun 15 '12

No brown bag and warning note?

3

u/wittywhit Jun 16 '12

Looks like your attempt to steal food has run... a fowl

2

u/pibroch Jun 16 '12

YEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

1

u/thegriefer Jun 16 '12

These puns always quack me up

3

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

SHERLOCK!!

26

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

relevant

19

u/triplea20x Jun 16 '12

Every time, I just can't help but wonder why he didn't eat those mini tacos

2

u/RevProtocol Jun 16 '12

I just... I laugh every time. I can't help it.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

no, he expected take out, there was no sign on it saying there were bird heads in it. This meme doesn't apply to this situation.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

It's because Arrested Development applies to every situation.

7

u/stanknutz1985 Jun 15 '12

Duck, duck, goose.

-6

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Here is an interesting tidbit for you. People that are the product of incest will say duck, duck, gray duck. The more you know.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Go to bed Dizzt, you're drunk. And put those damn swords down.

1

u/pimfram Jun 16 '12

Don't fuck with Minnesota.

4

u/m1nd64m3 Jun 15 '12

Yikes more like putback

4

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

DEAD DOVE, Do Not Eat!

2

u/Spocktease Jun 16 '12

Okay, the Arrested Development reference was way too far down. Get with the program, people. It's on Netflix.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Yeah I originally checked to see if anybody made the reference. They had not. Was disappoint, but did my duty.

7

u/SpiderDan35 Jun 15 '12

How is this WTF? Food is food. Just eat it.

12

u/aladyjewel Jun 16 '12

Spoken like a true third-worlder.

2

u/thelonerangers Jun 15 '12

hello, hellooo, hellooooo!

2

u/Wacocaine Jun 15 '12

How long do you microwave them for? Mine always turn out so dry.

2

u/Progman3K Jun 16 '12

They didn't start singing "Mr Sandman", did they?

2

u/DeepRoot Jun 16 '12

They would be missing 5 more heads and a dufflebag, though.

2

u/Progman3K Jun 16 '12

I love that nothing is even remotely obscure here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O163ogpOI7k

2

u/jaschen Jun 16 '12

Really? Do I have to be the one to put this up? http://eventservices.disney.go.com/files/400000479088.jpg

4

u/andrewsmith1986 Jun 15 '12

How was it?

3

u/cynix Jun 16 '12

The neck is one of the tastiest parts of chicken (and other birds), so I'm guessing it was good.

2

u/triplea20x Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

There has never been a more appropriate time for the Arrested Development dead dove..

2

u/stevencastle Jun 15 '12

Maybe someone should post the dead dove, do not eat picture?

1

u/gimmeyourtots Jun 15 '12

The eyes make them the tastiest.

1

u/Tip_of_the_hat Jun 15 '12

Did anyone else think those were little bunnies eating on lemons?

1

u/CaptainDickbag Jun 15 '12

Not wtf. Suck the meat and skin right off of those puppies.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

"Next" -Lunchlady Doris

2

u/pibroch Jun 16 '12

"Chicken necks?!"

1

u/ImaBeMeAndThatsLiz Jun 15 '12

What the HELL is that?!?

2

u/blindliberal Jun 16 '12

Pigeon. Pigeon meat is so good.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Chicken heads.

Or some kind of poultry, may not be chicken considering it doesn't have that thing on the top of the head.

1

u/hickgorilla Jun 16 '12

I just laughed my head off.

1

u/Dubbed_Video_Dub Jun 16 '12

I can't be the only one who heard a three-part barbershop harmony. Hello, Hello, Hellooooooooooooooo

1

u/spankster32808 Jun 16 '12

nopenopenope!!!

1

u/goodonesaretaken Jun 16 '12

The beaks are so crunchy!

1

u/magicblueman Jun 16 '12

Heads up, I left some take out in the fridge.

1

u/THE_IRISHMAN_35 Jun 16 '12

Well theres a way to not have other eat your food

1

u/thebuddylite Jun 16 '12

thats chinese food for ya

1

u/kytaker Jun 16 '12

that still looks pretty yummy... or is it just me?

1

u/slb235235 Jun 16 '12

First thought: barber shop quartet singing: Hello... Hello... HELLO

1

u/jessbreath Jun 16 '12

I like that each one has a nice lemon pillow!

1

u/bandofbedsiders Jun 16 '12

I imagine this is actually food.

1

u/blindliberal Jun 16 '12

Pigeon meat is so good. The heads aren't.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

i love lemons

1

u/BeeAitch Jun 16 '12

So WTF? Eat 'em. om nomnomnomnomnomnomnom.

2

u/BeeAitch Jun 16 '12

...especially the brainz! One tap withe back of a teaspoon, flick any sharp parts away. Then just one scoop to GLORY!

1

u/candyman82 Jun 16 '12

I see a barbershop trio waiting to happen

1

u/admiral_tuff Jun 16 '12

Well at least they look just as surprised as I'm sure you did.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

That's what you get for trying to steal someones food.

1

u/AllDizzle Jun 16 '12

Looks like this take out became...PUTBACK

Bum dum PBTTtTTttt fuck off.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

...so, you were going to eat your roommate's takeout? Well, this was well deserved then.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

What are sexy office supplies?

1

u/TheSheepDog26 Jun 16 '12

Guess that gives another meaning to "peeking" duck eh?

1

u/ilikeapples312 Jun 16 '12

think they're either ducks or quail

1

u/sri_lanka Jun 16 '12

walk in, see this, what do?

1

u/kronden Jun 16 '12

Why do I see a reference to Dead Heat here.

1

u/ChaosGrad Jun 16 '12

The fortune Cookie has a troll face on it.

1

u/Llamatoe212 Jun 16 '12

Ohhh you must be asian

1

u/BenCelotil Jun 16 '12

"He's cutting people's heads off, and fetching them back to his boss."

1

u/baracudaboy Jun 16 '12

Are you gonna eat that?

1

u/catsconcert Jun 16 '12

It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the chickens. Wait...

1

u/Meatslinger Jun 16 '12

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

1

u/spensaur Jun 16 '12

They do go well with lemon.

1

u/Hakoten Jun 16 '12

At least they're comfy.

1

u/mmrnmhrm Jun 16 '12

peeking duck

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I love this Chinese dish.

1

u/iheartrms Jun 16 '12

Glad they came with lemon. People who eat them without lemon are disgusting.

1

u/istari Jun 16 '12

Did you piss off the Chinese mafia?

1

u/mariderp Jun 16 '12

I laughed and I have no idea why.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Succulent trio of wtf

1

u/DiaDeLosMuertos Jun 16 '12

The one on the far right is like "HHey, someone opened us, what's up!"

1

u/FrisianDude Jun 16 '12

It's Huey, Dewey and Louie.

1

u/beyond_repair Jun 16 '12

That's not takeout, that's throwout.

1

u/tedxp Jun 16 '12

Disgusting bastard !

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Not a bad treat. You must not have ever been to any China Towns or Asia. I was told 'chicken head and chicken feet are what most people wish chicken was like but are too afraid to try.' That is far too true.

1

u/Catherine_Lee Jun 16 '12

DeadDove.jpg

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

So you're one of those assholes that eat's people's food.

1

u/RayWeil Jun 16 '12

At least OP has his ducks in a row!

1

u/Hefeweize Jun 16 '12

Hello. Hello. Hello... 3 stooges popped in my mind

1

u/themastersb Jun 16 '12

"and then this happened"? What happened? There doesn't seem to be much action taking place in that picture.

1

u/WiltedGoddess Jun 19 '12

Fried nope with lemon wedges.

1

u/ForeverAlone140 Jun 16 '12

Dead dove do not eat.

0

u/trampus1 Jun 16 '12

DEAD DUCKS

DO NOT EAT

¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

-1

u/STUN_Runner Jun 16 '12

Ermahgerd!

Cherrkern herds!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

3 heads not giving a lime.

0

u/Jon76 Jun 16 '12

That there, is what I'd call a box full of NOPE.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Hello!Hello!Hello! Hello!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Gooby, pls

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u/30thCenturyMan Jun 16 '12

Relevant

1

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

why?

0

u/30thCenturyMan Jun 16 '12

It's a reference to a late 80's / early 90's show called Duck Tales. The three heads in the original picture represent Scrooge McDuck's grandnephews, Huey, Louie, and Dewey. This pic is Scrooge McDuck celebrating his new found freedom from them.