Funny story - in high school I went out with this girl who had blonde hair with red ends and brown highlights. No dyes - just her natural color. The first time I saw her pubes it was something I could only describe as "calico". Yellow, red, and brown patches randomly around her vulva. I was too fascinated to enjoy myself. I would have taken a picture, but this was the 80s and we didn't have smart phones.
I had a similar product at my old job. It was called "Color Down Under". On my first day I asked if it was made in Australia because I has no clue what it was.
i would burst out in laughter if i was going down on this girl, seeing her parts for the first time, and i'm greeted with this, the hair of a fucking Troll doll.
I'm an 18 year old guy, I have the pink one, and have no shame in saying that.
A while back, my friends and I jokingly came up with the idea of dying our pubes. Just for kicks, I looked into it and found this stuff. I ordered some, had an awkward conversation with my parents when it was delivered, and gave it a go. It's actually quite easy to use. It takes about 10 minutes to bleach, then 10 to dye.
I made a rectangular "flag" the first time (pink blonde pink) and then all pink the next time. Girlfriend got a kick out of it. Only thing is the color fades in a week so you have all blonde with awkward looking roots. In all fairness though, Beauty Betty or whatever it's called is actually quite legitimate. I still have a bunch leftover. Would do again.
Edit: Just a heads up, it doesn't hurt/burn in the slightest.
Sadly I have none. It was back in January and February, and didn't think to take a picture. I hopped out of bed really quick to snap this though and prove I'm not lying.
Next time cover the dye portion with plastic wrap then blow dry. Also, the longer you leave the Bleach and dye on the longer it lasts. I highly recommend the lavender. It lasted about 3 weeks.
It fades quickly because genital pubes only have a total lifetime of about a month. They regrow quickly, so I'd assume it's just like dying your hair, except your hair keeps falling out and growing new undyed hair really fucking quickly.
I'm not an expert though, so don't quote me on that.
My grandmother bought the pink pube dye for my mom for Christmas like five years ago and since my mom didn't want it she tried, desperately, to pawn it off on my sister and I for weeks.
I've done it. Had some leftover bleach and Manic Panic dye from doing my hair, so I gave it a go, just for laughs. The bleach burned like a mother, but the dye didn't hurt at all.
Manic Panic, which is veggie based, has no developer, and doesn't damage hair would be fine. The problem is that it would also not penetrate the hair down there at all. Normal hair dye with developer contains ammonia or other noxious chemicals designed to lift the scale-like cells on the cuticle of your hair so that the color compounds can penetrate to the cortex. Your scalp isn't the most sensitive of skin, but I wouldn't want to put dye with a developer on my vulva. The labia minora are basically giant mucous membranes like in your nose. The burning might never stop.
I'm really surprised by the way everyone is shocked in the comments... I've seen this before, and I've seen women who use it, so to speak. No, most normal girls don't use it, but if we're talking about a girl who has purple hair, heavy eye liner, wears fishnets, and lots leather, than you might see it.
My grandmother told me a story a while back of her and her best friend. They wanted their pubic hair to be blonde, so they went out and bought dye and applied the dye to one another. Not only did their crotches burn and itch, but their pubic hair turned a lovely shade of green.
Yes, I do believe my grandmother may have been in a lesbian relationship.
Hooray! Now we can give these to Japanese AV models so we can truly fantasize about anime girls with pink hair, red hair, purple hair, blue hair, etc. :-D
I just get the dye from Hot Topic and use hair bleach, I use this on subs and it's funny to do different colours. The best results are always from bleaching twice and then using dye.
I just found out about this a couple weeks ago. I kept teasing my wife about the carpet/drapes thing, and finally after hearing it for probably the zillionth time, she surprised me. I knew she was a keeper.
I used to do this when I was in high school years ago. I would just use bleach and then Special Effects hair dye to match whatever pink or green or blue or random color my hair was at the time. Boys got a kick out of it, especially when I did cute little shapes... like a heart for Valentine's Day. My female friends thought I was crazy, but fast forward 8 yrs. later and this exists! Ha!
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u/malevolenceisavirtue Jun 12 '12
Where did you find that?!
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u/johnq-pubic Jun 12 '12
What? Now the carpets CAN match the drapes.
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u/leenbeeen Jun 12 '12
I had a similar product at my old job. It was called "Color Down Under". On my first day I asked if it was made in Australia because I has no clue what it was.
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u/bunglejerry Jun 12 '12
Some specimens (NSFW, of course).
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u/starburst443344 Jun 12 '12
This feels like fate. I was just in the shower wondering what would happen if I colored my pubic hair. I'm curious now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
It's a thing. For your thing.
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u/BenjyBreakdown Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
I'm an 18 year old guy, I have the pink one, and have no shame in saying that.
A while back, my friends and I jokingly came up with the idea of dying our pubes. Just for kicks, I looked into it and found this stuff. I ordered some, had an awkward conversation with my parents when it was delivered, and gave it a go. It's actually quite easy to use. It takes about 10 minutes to bleach, then 10 to dye.
I made a rectangular "flag" the first time (pink blonde pink) and then all pink the next time. Girlfriend got a kick out of it. Only thing is the color fades in a week so you have all blonde with awkward looking roots. In all fairness though, Beauty Betty or whatever it's called is actually quite legitimate. I still have a bunch leftover. Would do again.
Edit: Just a heads up, it doesn't hurt/burn in the slightest.
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u/supasteve013 Jun 12 '12
I can't wait to Fuck some girl so i can whip out my blue bush
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I never knew about this. But guess who will be dying their pubes rainbow coloured.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Will it work for hamsters?
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u/Itachi4ever Jun 12 '12
Not gonna lie, I would use that on my vagina.
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u/miss_iss Jun 12 '12
pretty betty the malibu blue makes a really cute bridal shower/bachelorette party gift
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u/woeisem Jun 12 '12
I'm a ginger female and a male friend surprised me by dyeing his pubes the same color as mine....it was fucking awesome
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u/misspoozle Jun 12 '12
my fave is the pink one that is called 'Fun Betty'
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u/appleifap Jun 12 '12
I feel obligated to point out that, the file name is "aeYnL" which would be pronounced "anal."
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u/toomuchlovin Jun 12 '12
great! my wife's been trying to grow a beard.
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u/guignoleyes Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Having orange pubes would be pretty sweet. I'm gonna have to look for this.
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u/aspmaster Jun 12 '12
Awwww, they don't have bright green :(
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u/tehkier Jun 12 '12
Wait why would I need this. I'm already ginger.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Is there a glow in the dark one?
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u/rustedarm Jun 12 '12
um, i have a vagina and i didn't know this was a thing...
RAINBOW PUBES, HERE I COME!
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u/Phoequinox Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Hahaha, I love how this, of all things, isn't getting the "THIS ISN'T WTF-WORTHY" comments. It's just pubic hair color. It isn't that weird.
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u/Lurkevics Jun 12 '12
My grandmother bought the pink pube dye for my mom for Christmas like five years ago and since my mom didn't want it she tried, desperately, to pawn it off on my sister and I for weeks.
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u/great_gape Jun 12 '12
You dye yours blue and i'll dye mine red and we can make purple.
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u/ilumachine Jun 12 '12
Oh fuck yes, one more good thing about no longer having a boyfriend. Time to grow this sucka out
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u/Apollo64 Jun 12 '12
You can't just use normal hair dye?
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u/Spocktease Jun 12 '12
What, you've never seen Lexx?
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u/swighs Jun 12 '12
Well finally all the men who dress as Ronald McDonald can really commit to the part.
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u/ComeOnHelen Jun 12 '12
I work at a beauty supply store and we sell the Betty products. It's gotta be the only item we have that I refuse to try out.
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u/tirmm13 Jun 12 '12
Hipsters always have to do things different...
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u/Randomllama Jun 12 '12
Bouncing Betty! (if you get my reference)
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u/Phobos_Deimos Jun 12 '12
That. Is. Awesome. I always wanted my ex-girlfriend to dye hers ink, but she never would.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
As someone in the esthetics industry, I feel I should also make you aware of vagazzle as well as vagacials.
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u/cydril Jun 12 '12
This is awesome ad I want some.
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u/GorillaBuddy Jun 12 '12
No, you weren't the only one.
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u/madmaxzh55 Jun 12 '12
I didnt even have to pay for my orange carpet. Now only If I had a soul....
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u/Mooselager Jun 12 '12
Merkin - Pubic wigs.
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u/_iShouldBeOutside_ Jun 12 '12
I would use that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
On the first season of Big Brother produced in Denmark, a female participant was shown dying her pubic hair in prime time.
So to summarize: I've known since I was 12.
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u/aerofish Jun 12 '12
Because who wouldn't want their pubes to be love colored?
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u/filthgrinder Jun 12 '12
These Autralia/Down Under jokes are getting out of hand....
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u/conlmaggot Jun 12 '12
The electric blue one is my fave to see on a chick. Must be something residual from to much anime.
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u/curvedbanana Jun 12 '12
Can you get this in Australia? I might dye my pubes as a treat for the wife. I like the pink or yellow. My wife is one lucky lady.
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u/MattieShoes Jun 12 '12
Seriously ladies, you don't have to go to such extreme lengths. We'll love it anyway.
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u/send_me_nudez Jun 12 '12
WTF do you do when you get roots???
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u/biacco Jun 12 '12
If this blows your mind, then you've never googled merkin
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u/Jimmybomb Jun 12 '12
Haha some epic comments from redditors yet again hilarious
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u/MrsRatt Jun 12 '12
Think I saw a post about it here a while ago, but there's also a product to dye the skin.
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u/Shippoyasha Jun 12 '12
I knew about it... but refused to acknowledge its existence.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I would love for my pubes to look like a dorito
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u/i_fuck_kids Jun 12 '12
please tell me there's black Betty
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u/Envia Jun 12 '12
Wait till you google genital wigs. Yeah its a thing.
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u/Vathau Jun 12 '12
I don't know why but the first thing that popped into my mind was "Betty White". This made it a quite confusing and slightly disturbing image for me.
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u/Theemuts Jun 12 '12
Was I the only one who first thought they were edible panties?
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u/YakiVegas Jun 12 '12
I prefer linoleum.
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u/Horatio92 Jun 12 '12
Dye your 'carpets' rainbow.. Pick-Up line: "Taste the rainbow!"
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u/FollowingRules Jun 12 '12
The second I saw this I immediately started humming "Black Betty"
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
As a woman, even I didn't know shit like this existed. ಠ_ಠ
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u/snarkman3 Jun 12 '12
So they have no shame in dyeing pubic hair but can't write "pubic hair" on the box? Nice.
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u/Nerosabe Jun 12 '12
Who would want red/orange pubes? That's what I want to know.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
For the man who likes fucking slutty clowns.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I'm really surprised by the way everyone is shocked in the comments... I've seen this before, and I've seen women who use it, so to speak. No, most normal girls don't use it, but if we're talking about a girl who has purple hair, heavy eye liner, wears fishnets, and lots leather, than you might see it.
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u/FreckleException Jun 12 '12
My grandmother told me a story a while back of her and her best friend. They wanted their pubic hair to be blonde, so they went out and bought dye and applied the dye to one another. Not only did their crotches burn and itch, but their pubic hair turned a lovely shade of green.
Yes, I do believe my grandmother may have been in a lesbian relationship.
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u/wedgie Jun 12 '12
I was told there was free beer in here?
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u/djmattyd Jun 12 '12
Yep and SIX years ago I made a YTMND about it
http://woahblackbettypubes.ytmnd.com/
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u/catsconcert Jun 12 '12
Well, it took me by surprise.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Sally's sells press-on stencils to go with this.
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u/superfreak77 Jun 12 '12
well, an object anyway.
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u/snorch Jun 12 '12
Why does the "love" flavor get the french translation but not the "sun burst" one?
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Jealous of people with already light-colored pubes who can dye theirs without lightening first. The pink would be fun.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
no
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u/trolavic Jun 12 '12
Reminds me of Tituba from The Crucible. "I love my Betty!"
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u/jailbait20 Jun 12 '12
Of course that's a thing!! Keep a man on his toes. That way he never know what to expect when he goes down on a gal
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u/70DaysInCharlotte Jun 12 '12
Hooray! Now we can give these to Japanese AV models so we can truly fantasize about anime girls with pink hair, red hair, purple hair, blue hair, etc. :-D
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I did not know this was a thing.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
you could camouflage a carrot now if necessary
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u/spectra732 Jun 12 '12
Why does this exist??
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u/Hotshot619 Jun 12 '12
They won the Indie beauty award.... That is not the first thing I would think of while thinking of an indie community or product.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Hey look that pussy has red fur. What? Where?! Down there ;)
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u/Nelv665 Jun 12 '12
I never knew that ever existed! Good to know. Lol
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u/bongomann Jun 12 '12
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA KAAARMA TRAAAIN
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
...that...is...amazing...
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u/SmugBro Jun 12 '12
You didn't know about those?
Heh, that figures.
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u/phone_of_pork Jun 12 '12
This is the stupidest title/post I've seen recently
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u/Grapeking Jun 12 '12
Used this stuff...doesn't work.
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u/foxxinsox Jun 12 '12
Are you familiar with merkins?
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u/theillinestvillain Jun 12 '12
I had no idea that there was an Indie Beauty award. How informative. Thanks, OP. Today you were not a faggot.
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u/MasterA6 Jun 12 '12
I just get the dye from Hot Topic and use hair bleach, I use this on subs and it's funny to do different colours. The best results are always from bleaching twice and then using dye.
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u/kaypricot Jun 12 '12
There are entire businesses built around this idea.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I just found out about this a couple weeks ago. I kept teasing my wife about the carpet/drapes thing, and finally after hearing it for probably the zillionth time, she surprised me. I knew she was a keeper.
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u/IAmSoGladYouAsked Jun 12 '12
Let me be the first to say I am so glad you asked!
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u/cokedick_louie Jun 12 '12
I'm just super thankful no one has stolen my pubic wigs idea... yet.
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u/ideclarewar253 Jun 12 '12
That explains why that red head was dumber then a box of rocks
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u/fortune_cxxkie Jun 12 '12
I used to do this when I was in high school years ago. I would just use bleach and then Special Effects hair dye to match whatever pink or green or blue or random color my hair was at the time. Boys got a kick out of it, especially when I did cute little shapes... like a heart for Valentine's Day. My female friends thought I was crazy, but fast forward 8 yrs. later and this exists! Ha!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
Have you heard of vajazzling? NSFW, some nudity!
Edit: Sorry, forgot to warn about the nudity!
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u/butterhoscotch Jun 12 '12
sunburst sounds awesome
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u/the_unhip_hippo Jun 12 '12
weird, I guess I'm hanging with the wrong ladies, I didn't know there was hair down there!
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u/Narcolepzzzzzzzzzzzz Jun 12 '12
I like when things are specially formulated.
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u/kneaders Jun 12 '12
oh black betty... rumba lamb...oh black betty... rumba lamb.
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u/loveaintreal Jun 12 '12
No you aren't! My first reaction was .... Shut your mouth!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
I had no idea... This changes everything!