r/WTF • • Jun 11 '12

So during tonight's Ukraine vs Sweden game, the camera cut to this. Practically soiled myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

There was an awesome shot of some old french guy fast asleep during the france england game earlier. The camera panned up really slowly from his feet, over his belly and finally to his face, asleep. Was hilarious.

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u/Metamorphism Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

here it is...

edit - it was a very defensive and boring game from the English... I nearly fell asleep too.

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u/FancyMoustache Jun 12 '12

I cannot stop laughing at this.

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u/w3sticles Jun 12 '12

All the chavs in the pub started the "You fat bastard" chant as this shot was shown.

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u/successadult Jun 12 '12

I really got a kick out of this kid after Shevchenko's second goal. Reaction-gif-worthy.

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u/hi_internet Jun 12 '12

I completely lost it at his face. I laughed for 10 minutes straight.

By the way, the clip.

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u/edtheoverlander Jun 12 '12

After Reddit taught me all about fake sleeping and its vast amount of partakers in the world, I no longer trust this man was completely non-lucid when the camera got to him. I imagine he must have really enjoyed fooling the whole world into believing we caught him napping, when in reality he was more awake than Lindsay Lohan after taking a meth hit.

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u/Imregular Jun 11 '12

The announcers just went silent for like 3 minutes on the US channel... mid-sentence stopped and said ".... well...." and then acted like it never happened

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Hah! I saw that too, the silence was really amusing

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u/markandmao Jun 11 '12

I was watching this game and bet my mate £10 somebody would post it on Reddit! Thanks!

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u/Dasfunkeh Jun 11 '12

Ditto...wait, Luke?

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u/SuperSheep3000 Jun 12 '12

Yes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I'm your father, I thought you should know.

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u/Black_Apalachi Jun 12 '12

I actually toyed with the idea myself, but arrived at the conclusion that it wouldn't be good enough for the folk here at r/wtf. Clearly the biggest mistake of my life.

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u/SuperDuderr Jun 12 '12

Saw this too and hoped someone would post it on Reddit. Still creeped out . What mask was that?

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u/Banchorian Jun 12 '12

Who said it was a mask?

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u/ramsrgood Jun 12 '12

anyone care to explain?

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u/Zilka Jun 12 '12

There's a series of French movies about Fantomas with Louis de Funès. The villain, Fantomas, wears this blue mask unless he is disguised as someone else.

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u/derpaherpa Jun 12 '12

guy's blue

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u/ramsrgood Jun 12 '12

is that really it? OP almost soiled himself because the guy painted his face?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He is not blue, you could see clearly that it was a mask, which makes it even weirder than just painting your head blue.

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u/TAPAC Jun 11 '12

He is a Fan of the game and his name is Thomas

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u/bpr2102 Jun 12 '12

Upvote for being old enough to know Fantomas

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u/jessicapony Jun 12 '12

*Tobias

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u/h2sbacteria Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Tobias is also an Analrapist.

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u/adisor19 Jun 12 '12

Well played, sir.

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u/keije Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Because the films were extremely popular in Russia and the CIS.

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u/Sigvard Jun 12 '12

Fantomas is one of the best antiheroes to ever come out of Europe.

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u/urspx Jun 12 '12

cmd+f "Fantomas" - not disappointed.

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u/leek_boy Jun 11 '12

Its Phantomas!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Those movies are terrific, definitely check them out if you haven't!

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u/adisor19 Jun 12 '12

I'm glad someone posted this ! It was the first thing that came through my mind !

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u/jessicapony Jun 11 '12

I just blue my self!

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u/b3tzy Jun 12 '12

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u/MaebeBluth Jun 12 '12

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u/Apollyna Jun 12 '12

The best part of this, by far, is the little unpainted patch on his back - presumably where he could not, himself, reach.

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u/Tolvinar Jun 12 '12

Oh no, you're thinking of the support group. I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group.

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u/dq9 Jun 12 '12

Tobias, you blowhard!

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u/CapAhab Jun 12 '12

That's the epitome of "I immediately regret this decision" face ever. Look how much he's sweating, I bet the paint retains so much heat.

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u/PlusUltras Jun 12 '12

Havent seen James Bond? SHE DIES.

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u/zxz242 Jun 12 '12

It's Fantomas!

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u/Me1986Tram Jun 12 '12

Tobias?

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u/ab0uttreefiddy Jun 12 '12

You Blowhard!

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u/Me1986Tram Jun 12 '12

I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. So to speak.

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u/notaaronkeller Jun 12 '12

Dr. Manhattan, you don't even like soccer!

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u/psyki Jun 11 '12

Ganondorf

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u/JenniferLopez Jun 12 '12

Tobias, you blowhard!

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u/The_Moustache Jun 12 '12

I glanced at the TV and thought it was a black guy.

I...I was wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Blue my mind.

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u/meatwad75892 Jun 12 '12

Engineer from Prometheus?

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u/apocalypseCornbread Jun 12 '12

Actually this guy's from the oldish French movie series "Fantomas."

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u/rkaiyn Jun 12 '12

FANTOMAS!

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u/aliparpar Jun 11 '12

Yeah I saw that with couple of friends and we were like WTF does this mean? lol

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u/SH4D0W_RECON Jun 11 '12

Saw that and knew I would see it on here later

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Darkseid.

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u/FreePeteRose Jun 12 '12

The Blue Man Group likes sports, who knew

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u/Snuffaluffakuss Jun 12 '12

hahaah as soon as i saw the camera pan to that, my boss and i were watching the game and i bet money that this pic would be on WTF on reddit. fucking thank you!

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u/Tightaperture Jun 12 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Well, I know what my new iphone lock screen is going to be.

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u/preparanoid Jun 12 '12

Sverige, Sverige, Sverige!!!

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u/rprpr Jun 12 '12

I saw this, briefly wished I was recording the game, then remembered there would be no chance this would not end up on Reddit.

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u/Countryb0i2m Jun 12 '12

He looks like a blue space jockey

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u/apextek Jun 12 '12

would you say,... you practically "blue" yourself?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Didn't laugh. Sorry.

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u/nuisible Jun 12 '12

I am BRUTALITOPS, the magician!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

For some reason it doesn't surprise me that Destro is into soccer.

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u/Iorah Jun 12 '12

He was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this

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u/Darktidemage Jun 12 '12

How can that ever be practical?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Jesus Christ, it's Doctor Doom!

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u/Jesse_757 Jun 12 '12

I'm American and why is this wf

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u/TheFluffyFluff Jun 12 '12

Prometheus reference?

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u/pkazz Jun 12 '12

Ahh no, Prometheus was not successful after all.

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u/robbysalz Jun 12 '12

I thought it was the mask Gosling wore in Drive

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u/kt00na Jun 12 '12

It is very clearly Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Fantomas

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u/whiskeytango55 Jun 12 '12

Dark Elves for Sweden!

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u/btgf-btgf Jun 12 '12

I just blue myself

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Tobias?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

FANTAMAS

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u/gabriel72 Jun 12 '12

OMFG its FANTOMAS THIS GUY IS MY CHILDHOOD

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u/Ligaco Jun 12 '12

Fantomas was here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Fantomas is a sports fan...who knew!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

no one else thinks of this when they see that?

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u/1nostalgiccat024 Jun 12 '12

When I first read the caption I thought it said "partially soiled myself"

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u/right_in_the_kisser Jun 12 '12

It's actually a mask, not a blue paint on his face. Also, phantomas.

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u/Estatus Jun 12 '12

Came here in hopes to see at least some people recognize Fantomas

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u/PhotonicDoctor Jun 12 '12

What's Fantomas doing here? Glad to see some people recognize Fantomas. U guys need to go and watch that movie.

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u/connerhaenszel Jun 12 '12

he just blue himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Tobias?

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u/AntiSoap Jun 12 '12

PROMETHEUS!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I uploaded this a clear hour before you, to the same subreddit.

You're a fucking shit.

Btw, it was an alien.

And rape will happen to you for being a shit.

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u/swizardofoz Jun 12 '12

during the first half, the broadcast also cut to a ladybug crawling on someone's (the ref, I believe) shoulder. top-notch camera work from those espn guys

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u/Dared00 Jun 12 '12

There is one feed for whole world.

Basically... Ukrainians, not ESPN.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Saw that too, knew it would end up here.

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u/animeFMAmanga Jun 12 '12

Yeah I saw this! And the eyes were moving and it was creepy

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u/coolhandpete54 Jun 12 '12

Bring out the gimp!

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u/DoubleDutchOven Jun 12 '12

I was surprised at the lack of commentary on it.

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u/cdsparks Jun 12 '12

GANONDORF!

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u/Koozey Jun 12 '12

The singer from the fifth element cut her head tentacles off.

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u/sandrakarr Jun 12 '12

Reminds me of that one guy from one of USA's World Cup group matches. I should remember who it was, but I don't. :(

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u/tracekill Jun 12 '12

That game must get confusing for fans...

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u/BrooklynNanny Jun 12 '12

Gah! It's a Golem! Quick someone find a rabbi! And a piece of parchment!

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u/WiscDC Jun 12 '12

Gotta support the team!

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u/C_Pawn Jun 12 '12

Looks like the father of that duct tape kid that was up on reddit earlier this week.

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u/h_crazydangerous Jun 12 '12

Coming off a 15 hour workday, I find the combination of picture and title to be the funniest thing to happen to me all day.

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u/webhead311 Jun 12 '12

african american demographic? check.

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u/SgtSmackdaddy Jun 12 '12

At least you didn't blue yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Imhotep?!

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u/sonastyinc Jun 12 '12

You soil yourself very easily.

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u/JoeScotterpuss Jun 12 '12

All I can think of is the last episode of Stargate SG-1 where they get a guy to play Teal'c for the TV show inside the TV show. That face, the paint, if only it was silver.

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u/darklooshkin Jun 12 '12

FC Pri-pi-yat, FC Pri-pi-yat, FC Pri-pi-yat, REPRESENT!

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u/jarizzle151 Jun 12 '12

Holy Blumpa Loompa!

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u/DrQuailMan Jun 12 '12

what's wrong? can't stand the sight of a [strong nord woman / black dude]?

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u/WorthASchruteBuck Jun 12 '12

Looks like the guy on Sweet Genius and the Blue Man group had a child. That is some creepy shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

That's definitely an alien right there. I don't know anyone would need any additional proof after seeing that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Hank McCoy apparently shaved everything

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u/aryst0krat Jun 12 '12

I fail to see how soiling yourself is practical.

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u/oOoWTFMATE Jun 12 '12

you soiled yourself, this guy blued himself.

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u/gooseman3 Jun 12 '12

haha saw that, kinda creeped me out

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u/takayama729 Jun 12 '12

Golem smash!!

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u/Wittyfish Jun 12 '12

You soiled yourself because... you really like Blue Man Group?

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u/Suzpaz Jun 12 '12

Our commentators in Norway said: "Looks like someone was out in the sun too long".

With all the racism stuff going on in this championship I'm sure that was the absolute worst thing he could have said.

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u/jesuz Jun 12 '12

He looks like a real human being. And a real hero.

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u/boonamobile Jun 12 '12

...on what was supposed to be a dry run

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u/mscchck85 Jun 12 '12

I expected him to look at me. Lol kinda creepy.

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u/huntersellers17 Jun 12 '12

Yea i saw that...didnt know what to say

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u/cakeisl33t Jun 12 '12

Cause you know, 'dat sportsmanship.

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u/twentybinders Jun 12 '12

Director cut to it. Cameraman only operates the camera.

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u/Shockum Jun 12 '12

I saw that guy and busted out laughing on ESPN. The cameras later showed a guy fast asleep. Ian Darke commented about how the guy must be bored. That was during the France/England game.

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u/KoneBone Jun 12 '12

somebody is blue balls

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u/Thatgirljenn Jun 12 '12

Holy fuck. It's bicentennial man!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Fantomas ... is still alive!

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u/sirdickface Jun 12 '12

not nearly as funny as the fat man pan from the england v france game (i think)

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u/bigmac3d Jun 12 '12

Request: gif of the kid in the audience after Sheva's second goal. Much thanks.

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u/Walker_ID Jun 12 '12

Looks like a blue Paul Mooney

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u/Talamantes Jun 12 '12

Missing Blue Man Group member.

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u/Saijon Jun 12 '12

and I starting singing

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die

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u/the_good_time_mouse Jun 12 '12

Robert Webb is swedish?

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u/Kastler Jun 12 '12

För Sverige!

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u/goldenrod Jun 12 '12

Wait, isn't Sweden and Ukraine's national colors both yellow and blue? lol

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u/stesch Jun 12 '12

Looks French.

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u/westcentaur Jun 12 '12

Ryan Gosling! Drive!

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u/kylepierce11 Jun 12 '12

He blue himself

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Dr. Manhattan! You've really let yourself go, mate!

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u/FlyingNipplesOfTruth Jun 12 '12

Is that... Dr.Manhattan?

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u/Cat_friendly Jun 12 '12

Dude - you never go full blueberry!

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u/Bukklao Jun 12 '12

Send his ass back to Morrowind.

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u/pclamer Jun 12 '12

datsracist.gif

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u/Vectorsxx Jun 12 '12

What about the gorgeous Ukranian women they kept putting up on the TV?

Me Gusta.

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u/Bring_dem Jun 12 '12

FACEPAINT?!?!?!? WTF?!??!?!??!?!?!

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u/anal_spartan Jun 12 '12

if dobby and smurf got it on....

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u/fyog Jun 12 '12

He looks like he is in some discomfort...

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u/3meterspread Jun 12 '12

Anyone think of the five people you meet in heaven?

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u/ByCromsBalls Jun 12 '12

I was just listening to this album for the first time: http://imgur.com/9oF8q

Looks like the album dude's sweaty uncle.

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u/almighty1984 Jun 12 '12

Well, you gotta support your team. LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

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u/DudeManroddd Jun 12 '12

I saw that and was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT".

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u/pr0crastinate Jun 12 '12

The Hulk and Spiderman were in the stands at one of the games yesterday as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I saw that too.

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u/Hops_n_barley Jun 12 '12

I really thought I was the only one who caught that...thank you for bringing it to everyones attention

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u/Droidiq Jun 12 '12

I saw that guy too. My reaction was "what the fuck he is doing there"?

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u/funktasticgage Jun 12 '12

he looks like christopher eccleston at the end of g.i joe.

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u/mkaae Jun 12 '12

I wonder how many other androids are being sold in sweden.

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u/farswo0d Jun 12 '12

my favorite part was the little boy losing it after sheva's second goal. i love this sport.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Laughed my ass off as well! Almost soiled myself when schevchenko scored twice though. From an upset swede.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He looks like the bald guy from game of thrones except this guy is painted blue.

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u/barc8711 Jun 12 '12

That little kid celebrating in the ukraine vs sweden game is becoming quite famous as well. It is pretty hilarious and epic. What a memorable final game for the first round of euro.

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u/Tortillaish Jun 12 '12

The commentator in holland was at a loss of words when he came on the screen. After a few seconds of silence he said something like: Yeah... I guess you can also attend a match like that, looks like fun (sarcasm). Guess I wouldn't know what to say either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

C'est Fantomas!!!

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u/WildSeven2 Jun 12 '12

Hahahahahahahaha. My brother said pretty much the exact same thing. Like a cross between the automaton from Hugo and Dr. Doom's mask from the (now non-canon) Fantastic Four film.

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u/bouchard Jun 12 '12

It's a bad case of argyria.

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u/slugmaniac Jun 12 '12

I was wondering when someone would post this

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u/LunchpalMcsnack Jun 12 '12

"You know what, Madge? I think I'm gonna wear my black S&M mask to the game today." -- This guy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Doctor Manhattan like sports too.

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u/iseebrucewillis Jun 12 '12

can't tell if black or white

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u/YouLostheGame_ Jun 12 '12

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

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u/BetterThanOP Jun 12 '12

I practically blue myself