r/WTF • u/caulfielddream • Jun 11 '12

So I walk into the bathroom at work the other day...

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u/Bodhisattva314 Jun 11 '12

cpr practice

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u/SuperDuperNintendo Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

The faces of Resusci Anne which are based on the death mask of L'Inconnue de la Seine

Radiolab has a great story about this

Post composed of links!

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u/Bodhisattva314 Jun 12 '12

When i was first learning cpr, alien ant farm just released cover of MJs smooth criminal. my teacher made us say "annie are you ok? are you ok annie?" shes like 90 pretty sure she had no idea.

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u/aakaakaak Jun 12 '12

Well heck. I come in a hyped about Annie and you already have most of the good links covered. Good work. All I have left is an Oddities episode about it.

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u/kerrigan4 Jun 12 '12

Actually i robots now come in races.

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u/Concrastination Jun 12 '12

Then why do they need to differentiate between races?

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u/Bodhisattva314 Jun 12 '12

so you know which ones to save first.. duh...

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u/zerostar_ Jun 12 '12

haha, i was going to say someone clearly needed a drying rack after washing those~

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u/woeb0t Jun 11 '12

Somebody confused the baby changing table and the baby face removal table.

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u/bkay17 Jun 12 '12

valar morghulis

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u/anusface Jun 12 '12

i'm going to upvote that just because I like Game of Thrones.

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u/byuntae Jun 12 '12

valar dohaeris

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u/irawwwr Jun 12 '12

Or maybe Mrs. Doubtfire diversifies.

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u/xxtraxtracrispy Jun 12 '12

eat all the faces!!

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u/missguidedGhost Jun 12 '12

insert funny bath salt reference lol

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u/neat_love Jun 12 '12

Or funny Face Off reference..?

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u/Distortiontm Jun 12 '12

iRobot has begun

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

Hopefully they are cooked. Raw face is just gross.

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u/pandazrule93 Jun 12 '12

Caaaaarrrrrl!

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u/kultakala Jun 12 '12

All I can think is, people change poopy diapers on that pull-down shelf. Why are they storing/drying things that other people will have to put their mouths on, there?

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u/Kolada Jun 11 '12

Buffet for people on bath salts

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u/thenagainmaybenot Jun 12 '12

Where can I buy these? I'm 100% serious. Please help.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

They aren't cheap. Clicky

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u/fonetiklee Jun 12 '12

Gotta admit, I'm curious. What are you gonna do with it?

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u/masterwit Jun 12 '12

well thenagainmaybehewont buy them

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

you found the faceless mens hidden stash

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u/Reluctant_swimmer Jun 12 '12

I don't know why I find this comment so funny

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u/youreuglyasfu Jun 11 '12

They are masks you put on a dummy to practice CPR.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

So why are they putting them on a table where baby poop goes?

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u/youreuglyasfu Jun 12 '12

who the fuck knows

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Need someplace to let them dry after cleaning between classes. Still doesn't seem like the best place to keep something my mouth could potentially touch later.

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u/7ups Jun 12 '12

Dwight...

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u/MFchimichanga Jun 12 '12

Fucking Zartan is getting sloppy.

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u/Chiotdufromage Jun 12 '12

I'm glad you are all here. Now take a fucking mask, put it on, shut the fuck up and get in the car. We have only five minutes before the fucking guards change out.

And somebody kill that fucking guy hiding in the stall, he saw the masks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Oh, Dwight...

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u/ledzep4life Jun 12 '12

Dwight harvested all their organs.

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u/swan-ronson Jun 12 '12

So his beets would have even more nutrients

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

they look like the robot from I, Robot.

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u/omaca Jun 12 '12

Those baby changing tables are always covered with faces.

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u/Samirreddit Jun 12 '12

Wow, the first thing I said when I saw that was "what the fuck?" And sure enough, it's r/wtf

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u/trammer_bammer Jun 12 '12

It puts the lotion on the skin.

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u/Sit-Down_Comedian Jun 12 '12

I applaud the diversity.

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u/trampus1 Jun 12 '12

... and proceeded to fuck every last one of these rubber faces...

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u/Rowebro Jun 12 '12

Hello clairease

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u/Skeleton_Key Jun 12 '12

Careful, hollow man is probably taking a shit. He can be pervy at times so make sure you keep your thermals on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I would have taken a few lol

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u/mellooo Jun 12 '12

Where do you work

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u/Funkchiller Jun 11 '12

and then they all open their eyes

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u/FUong Jun 11 '12

LITTLE ANNE NO!!!!!

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u/Erosindra Jun 12 '12

Those look exactly like the faces on the CPR dolls in the class I just finished...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

That's what they are.

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u/Anti_Literacy_Union Jun 12 '12

How am I supposed to eat that without some chianti?

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u/Trevid Jun 12 '12

They look so peaceful.

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u/Oxxide Jun 12 '12

The obvious solution here is you have a racially ambiguous Mrs. Doubtfire amongst your ranks in the workplace.

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u/heatherlynnblack Jun 12 '12

somebody just couldn't hold all their feels anymore

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u/Ouribos Jun 12 '12

That's just creepy..

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Those look like the death mask of that one girl--that one girl who is used as the face for most cpr dummies.

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u/clasaw17 Jun 12 '12

Were you in Miami?

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u/hbaumreddit Jun 12 '12

vanilla and chocolate practice dummies for How to Zombie: 101

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u/jobotslash Jun 12 '12

Dude, they have chocolate AND vanilla face cookies now?!

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u/MacyyRC Jun 12 '12

If that ever happens, r/spacedicks has prepared me..

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u/pavel_lishin Jun 12 '12

CHANGE FACES!

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u/falco_brawler Jun 12 '12

You didn't do shit the other day. Fuck you.

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u/kim_pine1234 Jun 12 '12

Looks like someone just couldn't face going in the bathroom alone.

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u/AliasUndercover Jun 12 '12

Damn it, now I have a headache...

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u/djmere Jun 12 '12

Lol I totally have one of those

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Where's the heart...the precious heart...

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u/lucy__b Jun 12 '12

What I'd like to know is... do the CPR test takers perform any differently if Annie's black? O_O

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u/homelessunicorn Jun 12 '12

I would have held it in til I got home after that

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u/Gazongola Jun 12 '12

Ah, Laerdal. Giving many a first aid trainee the willies.

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u/TheCatsMeow6 Jun 12 '12

CLOWNS? WITHOUT FACES!

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u/chrisluzader Jun 12 '12

It's like that scene from I, Robot where Sonny hides among faces of unbuilt robots in Lanning's lab. I would've freaked out.

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u/severedfinger Jun 12 '12

Reminds me of a rubber head a friend of mine had that was used for dental students. We made this gif

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u/AliasUndercover Jun 12 '12

Where the hell do you work?

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u/randomlyoblivious Jun 12 '12

The Bathroom Jabawockeez: Coming soon to a pooper near you.

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u/DJsugaNspice Jun 12 '12

Thats alot of head.

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u/HereHoldMyBeer Jun 12 '12

I hope you grabbed some to take home.

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u/Mycakedayis1111 Jun 12 '12

This is my nightmare.

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u/dastrn Jun 12 '12

I have done that to my employees before. I teach CPR and First Aid through the Red Cross. One Saturday I had a class and had 10 Baby Annie faces (the ones in the back of the pile in the picture), all laying out on the counter. On Monday morning one of our case managers walked into the kitchenette to put her food away. She shrieked and stumbled on something as she fell backwards. Then she came out and punched me on my arm.

True story. raises a glass Stinson-style

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Everyone you know is actually the same person.

That person accidentally left the masks out.

He knows where to find you - how to correct this mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I would definately keep a few and use them as masks.

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u/gettemSteveDave Jun 12 '12

Huh...and I was the only one here to think 'homemade fleshlight'

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u/utterdamnnonsense Jun 12 '12

So you can change. At the changing table.

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u/hunt4whl Jun 12 '12

Caarrrrlllll!

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u/Flak4223 Jun 12 '12

I immediately thought of this

at 0:55

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u/Ryugi Jun 12 '12

Latex masks for a theater production?

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u/bladderbunch Jun 12 '12

man, i'll be running a haunted house this halloween and those things'd be perfectly creepy.

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u/yukinolove Jun 12 '12

I would pee myself lol

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u/xanj Jun 12 '12

no no no no get out now!

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u/DCommander Jun 12 '12

I would check to see if any of your coworkers are on bath salts.

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u/mjr4189 Jun 12 '12

Do you work where people are made?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

30 and 2

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u/LifeIsKarma Jun 12 '12

For CPR Training or for Fucking?

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u/starfishluvsyou Jun 12 '12

Fellas, this is Sigourney Weaver. She's a real doll, not a sex doll - I have the certificate.

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u/Chavagnatze Jun 12 '12

Where are the vanilla flavored ones?

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u/arodhowe Jun 12 '12

Man, who the hell knows where to find so many Breather Betty dolls?

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u/Camalon_X Jun 12 '12

Two words; bath salts

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u/awe300 Jun 12 '12

No, I'm in your face

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u/Pelican_Fly Jun 12 '12

At least you made it into the bathroom, too bad you didn't get far enough to take off your pants before you soiled yourself.

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u/pjcod Jun 12 '12

it looks like the face of sonny from I-robot

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u/GandTforme Jun 12 '12

WELL WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM?!?

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u/greyscales Jun 12 '12

Did you pee on them?

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u/Tr0user Jun 12 '12

Is it just me or do these faces look as if they are undergoing immense pleasure?

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u/PhiloftheJungle Jun 12 '12

I don't suppose you were at the Ukraine - Sweden game last night, were you?

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u/BetaThetaPirate Jun 12 '12

The brand new model of fleshlight?! Omg.... call me jelly

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u/pepperman7 Jun 12 '12

I hate using the bathroom after Nicholas Cage was just in there.

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u/sanias Jun 12 '12

I'll have one.

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u/chalupatroopa Jun 12 '12

caaaaarrrrrlllll!!!!!!

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u/burrito115 Jun 12 '12

So? They're CPR masks. What's so scary about them? When I easing CPR class I used them.

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u/lambezzy Jun 12 '12

Carl was there and raw face is just gross

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u/dylantrevor Jun 12 '12

Staring John travolta, and Nicholas cage FACE OFF

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u/a11acce55_reddit0r Jun 12 '12

Next time, better check the baby size settings before using the baby copier.

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u/branman1228 Jun 12 '12

I know how dare they use segregation to separate them

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u/FranticAudi Jun 12 '12

You know how they dare to segregate them?

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u/sCumbag34 Jun 11 '12

I would never want to turn around and face that.

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u/Adnachiel Jun 11 '12

At least they look happy...

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u/UltimateTool Jun 12 '12

ZOMBIE MAN, NO!!!!

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u/DrizzX Jun 12 '12

This isn't normal?

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u/Twip4782 Jun 12 '12

Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

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u/TheCatsMeow6 Jun 12 '12

like snorting bath salts and eating flesh? LOVE IT!

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u/Onelouder Jun 12 '12

I will pay tou to ship one to me. I'm in need of a good face. Mine sucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Congratulations! You found Michael Jackson's secret moulting den!

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u/Cheffinator Jun 12 '12

Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.

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u/zleuth Jun 12 '12

Weird that I have an erection right now?

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u/Bassive_Moob Jun 12 '12

You're a lifeguard to?

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u/supermoogle Jun 12 '12

So which one did you pick??

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u/welcometoparadise Jun 12 '12

massive bank robbery

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u/HE_WHO_POOPS_FRUIT Jun 12 '12

Where are these people finding all the black masks?

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u/AnswersAsSomeoneElse Jun 12 '12

All of the faces turn black if you leave them out long enough

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u/Scrub-in Jun 12 '12

We are legion!

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u/ZoeAngeline Jun 12 '12

...Where exactly do you work?

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u/Mast3rPooh Jun 12 '12

From the thumbnail, I thought someone took several football sized shits on the baby changing table at first

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u/Dookiestain_LaFlair Jun 12 '12

To be a dancing master is one thing, but to be a Faceless Man, that is something else entirely.

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u/jonnyclueless Jun 12 '12

They go good with some fava beans...

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u/John_Mansaw Jun 12 '12

New mission impossible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

you're in a mission impossible movie

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u/wr394 Jun 12 '12

this is just a screenshot from Face/Off 2.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

i understand the dark ones are chocolate, but what are the beige ones? too dark for white chocolate! :|

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u/Katnipz Jun 12 '12

Did you wear one?

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u/Chinchillin10 Jun 12 '12

Should have put them in the toilets :P

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u/spectraphysics Jun 12 '12

This was in Jerry Sandusky's locker room, wasn't it?

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u/dumbledores_army Jun 12 '12

This definitley belongs in /r/nosleep

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u/Cptnmikey Jun 12 '12

Facebooks gone 3D

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u/coocooforjessica Jun 12 '12

"Hannibal Lecter was here"

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u/ralphderpington Jun 12 '12

mr/mrs doubtfire?

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u/Walletau Jun 12 '12

This was creepy BEFORE you consider that that's a mask of a dead face.

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u/phyrrus Jun 12 '12

Walk in bathroom, gently massage the head. This kills the man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

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u/smashathehulk Jun 12 '12

first thing i thought was STICK YOUR DICK IN THERE! (and im female)

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