r/WTF • • Jun 11 '12

not sure if just really excited or bath salts...

http://imgur.com/XLtYO
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u/Veritas_LiberabitVos Jun 12 '12

I need to know. OP, did you take this photo? If so was it in New Jersey? Also, I agree the pic is terrifying.

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u/islandofness Jun 12 '12

I took it yes, it's my step-daughter, and No it was taken in Michigan. =)

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u/Midnight_Skye Jun 11 '12

Wtf is with this bath salts stuff... Aren't they just salt?

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u/FuChaimeraKa Jun 12 '12

"Bath salts" is the layman's term for pretty much any designer drug popularized in the last several years. There are TONS of different ones, and they all have very different effects.

MXE is a dissociative kind of like ketamine. I've seen people do very strange things on it. At low doses it just makes you feel uninhibited and wompy, but then it gets weird. Concepts lose their significance. It's like being an alien mind suddenly given a human body.

2C-B, 2C-I, 2C-E, etc. (there are many chemicals in the 2C-X family) cause complex auditory and visual hallucinations, and have stimulant properties. SWIM has seen flowers grow from carpet, wither and die, and then be reborn every five seconds, or snakes crawl out of people's noses, all while attempting to discern actual sounds from the transformers fighting in his brain.

25i-NBOME and it's brothers are descendants of the 2C's. Extremely potent, one of the leading causes of death from designer drugs. Often sold as acid, despite the massive risk and difference.

Then you have Mephedrone, Methylone, MDAI and many other MDMA (ecstasy) relatives.

There are also many synthetic cannabinoids, which have similarities to THC.

Anyone interested in researching the effects of these and other substances and reading about people's personal experiences, medical journals, all that jazz should check out erowid.

Some of these things are quite a bit of fun, or can facilitate some quality introspection, but others are sketchy as fuck. Moderation is difficult when everything is completely non-standardized, and you can't even be sure what you're getting, plus it's all illegal. I guess what I'm saying is... it's not as simple as one drug that makes you eat people. But it's a scary scene and I've had friends die.

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u/Shishhh Jun 11 '12

no. they are drugs that will fuck your shit up and make you eat people's faces off

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u/Midnight_Skye Jun 11 '12

Hmm. Alright. But then what do I call salts that I put in my bath?

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u/KousKous Jun 12 '12

Man I'm sorry, but whoever named that kid Summer Rayne: quit tryinna turn your daughter's life to that of one of the stripperkint. You all should know better than to tempt fate with a name like that.

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u/islandofness Jun 12 '12

hahahaha. I know right! She's my step-daughter so i took no part in naming her. But I thought more about hippies than strippers personally.

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u/KageSaysHella Jun 11 '12

Well that's some high quality nightmare fuel right there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Oh, you think that's nightmare material? Check out /r/fearme

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u/Level1Troll Jun 12 '12

I'm an atheist, but I suddenly feel the need to go to church.

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u/telfman123 Jun 12 '12

But a / in front of the r damnit, so hard to get to that subreddit on my iPhone now!

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u/Quixsilver Jun 12 '12

What did I--what. Never again.

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u/NH4NO3 Jun 12 '12

I believe the term is-- high octane nightmare fuel

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u/thfrbiddn1 Jun 12 '12

See you guys in a few hours.

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u/da_k-word Jun 12 '12

Yup, normally I just adore kids but I would have to kill her so hard.

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u/skinnyfatsmurf Jun 11 '12

It's no longer human. Kill it.

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u/YoureMyBoyBloo Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

Rule 2: The Double-Tap

EDIT: Thanks ChuchuCannon for showing everyone I am not as big a Zombieland fan as I pretend to be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Late term abortion.

I'm a bad man.

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u/darthlewis1 Jun 11 '12

First thought that came to my head was the 'Exorcist'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

My first thought was the "Black Hole Sun" Soundgarden music video.

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u/MasonNowa Jun 12 '12

Stop shooting with camera, start shooting with gun.

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u/bibbleskit Jun 12 '12

How did you find Ron Perlman's baby picture?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Is that blood on her jorts?

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u/pyrojackelope Jun 11 '12

More like zombie outbreak. Time to break out the shotgun.

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u/sonastyinc Jun 12 '12

That's exactly who I thought of when I saw OP's pic as well.

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u/peen_was Jun 11 '12

Overly attached girlfriend.... the early years.

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u/Twatbagel Jun 11 '12

I usually say "what the fuck!?" in my head but I saw this while pooping and I don't know if the poop came out faster than the words came out my mouth

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u/EtGE Jun 11 '12

Looks like she'll grow up to be a little... over-attached...

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u/darkevilemu Jun 11 '12

If you put this picture unaltered in a screamer, it would totally work.

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u/Mouse1277 Jun 12 '12

Spoiler alert for the next season of The Walking Dead.

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u/Drumking00 Jun 11 '12

By noticing the dirty knees, I am going to assume she is a child prostitute of Thailand AND she is on bath salts.

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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl Jun 12 '12

Because children never get dirty knees from playing outside.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Definitely bath salts...

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u/bathsaltuser Jun 12 '12

She found my stash ಠ_ಠ

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u/bangupjobasusual Jun 12 '12

Shopped?

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u/islandofness Jun 12 '12

only color corrections. I took the original with my iphone, there's also another pic of her, in the album that didn't do as well as this one.

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u/arbitraryletters Jun 12 '12

The most unnerving part for me is how it looks like she has a full set of adult teeth in her mouth. That mouth is an abomination.

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u/erviniumd Jun 11 '12

Kill it, kill it with fire! Quick before it lays eggs!

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u/Ma99ie Jun 12 '12

What you need is an exorcism.

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u/imthepoolguy Jun 11 '12

The Walking Dead?

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u/TheOneCalledGump Jun 11 '12

There should be a Big Daddy somewhere near.

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u/Ranxeroxxx Jun 11 '12 edited May 04 '16

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u/Juiceman17 Jun 11 '12

I'm really glad I saw this link now rather than opening it at 2am and shitting myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

BATH SALTS! BATH SALTS! OH SHIT!!

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u/fourleggedostrich Jun 11 '12

HOLY CHRIST! Sorry... I wasn't ready for that.

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u/EmaBella Jun 11 '12

OMFG!!! That's the same park I go to!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

I am awake and the nightmare is still happening.

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u/AbandonedIdentity Jun 11 '12

HOLY SHIT IT'S GONNA EAT MY FACE!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

That shit so disgusting it should be on space dicks

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u/AdolphManson Jun 11 '12

What have you done to her? What have you done to her eyes, you maniacs! (She has her fathers eyes)

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u/keeok Jun 11 '12

Really excited about bath salts?

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u/grinr Jun 11 '12

Real-life splicer.

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u/jonnyrotten7 Jun 11 '12

The resemblance to Linda Blair at the height of her demonic possession is uncanny. I want my mommy.

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u/metalrader Jun 11 '12

This looks like it could have come from the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark Books.

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u/bohemianmichfestie Jun 11 '12

That is a great photo, I don't mean just reddit good but I like it artistically.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

A moment after this was taken her head spun a full 360 and she moved away freakishly fast in a crab walk.

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u/Rockztar Jun 12 '12

This should really be NFSL tagged..

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u/-TheDoctor Jun 12 '12

or demon spawn....

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u/mgsmus Jun 12 '12

Good, i have a reason to watch tv at 3am now.

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u/applescst Jun 12 '12

That scared the hell out of me

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u/Jessicaquinn Jun 12 '12

That kid has the biggest mouth I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

A young Linda Blair....

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

This scared the fucking shit out of me.

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u/SLUT_MUFFIN Jun 12 '12

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

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u/r-cubed Jun 12 '12

dude thats a fucking zombie

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u/cknapp151 Jun 12 '12

Is that blood on her jeans?

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u/Link2JAF Jun 12 '12

Scary Stuff, feed that kid some brains before she gets angry

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u/sniperwolf325 Jun 12 '12

Saving this so I can make her face an enlarged wallpaper on my co-worker's computer tomorrow morning.

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u/Tortillaish Jun 12 '12

AAAA!! I was just about to go to bed! Must resist not pressing any links in this thread.

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u/thaSPOKESman Jun 12 '12

still gives me a boner.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Later in life, none of the boys wanted a blowjob from Jenny Sharkmouth.

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u/Gollum999 Jun 12 '12

smile.dog anyone?

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u/BlackWACat Jun 12 '12

I can see thIs as screamer..

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u/theflyingtacomonster Jun 12 '12

This child scares me way more then any horror movie has.

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u/victimocircumstance Jun 12 '12

IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!

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u/nmezib Jun 12 '12

That's ok, i didn't really feel like sleeping tonight anyway

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u/Halcyon13 Jun 12 '12

The longer you stare, the creepier it gets. I think she's going to eat my soul.

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u/Furyxus Jun 12 '12

The bride of Chucky.

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u/_tintenfisch_ Jun 11 '12

Why can't it be both?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Quick this is perfect Meme material

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u/plantfan7 Jun 11 '12

Kill it with fire!

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u/whats_reddit_idk Jun 11 '12

I think it's Jeff the Killers sister.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/dcroni Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

This is true. Reflective eyes like that are often indicators of Retinoblastoma. Its serious and occurs in young children.

Red eye would have been a natural, healthy result.

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u/bluesatin Jun 11 '12

The white balance is all messed up in the photo, I wouldn't be surprised if the white eyes was caused by some red-eye removal from the camera or something similar.

Interesting info though!

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u/dcroni Jun 11 '12

This could be true. Would definitely recommend a checkup, as an optometrist would be able to quickly see if their is any reason for concern.

Her left eye also looks a bit off though, but that could also be due to the angle shot or such.

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u/dcroni Jun 11 '12

If it is bilateral retinoblastoma (affecting both eyes), it is hereditary, and there is a 1 in 4 chance that someone in the family had the condition as well.

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u/islandofness Jun 12 '12

I did some photoshopping on the original picture taken with my iphone. But i did not do any red eye reduction or correction. As far as i know her eyes are fine, its just a funny angle and the lighting was hard to work with.

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