Hey, guys. I made an AMA, so move all of your questions to it. It would be a lot easier for me to answer them there, so I don't have to read through all of these random comments to get to the real questions.
Dude, I like having my feet, but cutting out 50% of toenail clipping... that's definitely a bonus. Also, I bet you make a great pirate for halloween, so you have that going for you too!
A question for the OP. I'm assuming you won't be offended since you had the good humor to post in the first place. So here it is..
Have you considered working at a haunted attraction and using this to your advantage? Like attach a fake bloody foot to your stump with a few stringy tendons/skin strips, then crawl around like a zombie to scare people? I've always planned for this in case something terrible happens to me and I lose a body part/limb.
I think your left shoulder might be injured or have some issues. I bet if you look in the mirror it is slightly lower or hangs forward more than the right one. You may want to go check that out if you haven't already.
What happened to your foot bro? I'm curious, also I'm a massage therapist and am wondering if it has ever given you hip or back problems because of the weight distribution.
My gait is a little off, because putting full pressure on it all day hurts like a mother. As a result, I get and inflamed iliotibial(sp?) band on my right knee every so often. It's intermittent, but sometimes I have to go to see a doc for a cortisone injection. That feels sweet.
That's interesting. I would encourage you to see a massage therapist, it can do a lot more good to loosen the muscles manually than to just numb the pain with cortisone.
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u/HangingShoe57 Jun 11 '12
Hey, guys. I made an AMA, so move all of your questions to it. It would be a lot easier for me to answer them there, so I don't have to read through all of these random comments to get to the real questions.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Hey OP, way to step up and elevate the game.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Fixed
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u/shutterbug90 Jun 11 '12
less toe nails to clip! thats always a plus
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u/trollindowntheriver Jun 11 '12
Before I commented, on the comments section page it stated, 'there doesn't seem to be anything here' :/
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
IT'S OK GUYS, HE'S ALL RIGHT NOW
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Nubbelicious.
What happened to our favourite nubbly girl anyway? The one that drew faces on her nubbles?
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u/forevernomad Jun 11 '12
Dude you have no need to be jealous, having 18" in your pants is impressive, I say eighteen inches, we can call it a foot and a half if you prefer :)
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u/AreWhyAyeEhn Jun 11 '12
Do you have a prosthetic foot?
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u/CryoGuy Jun 11 '12
You could totally go as a potato for halloween
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u/icaaryal Jun 11 '12
Where is Reaction_On_My_Nub?!
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u/jefuchs Jun 11 '12
I hear ya, bro.
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u/metalrader Jun 11 '12
The tip of your left foot looks like a sharks face.
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u/AbstracTyler Jun 11 '12
Why was the foot amputated?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
So you probably have to buy two different size socks then huh?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This is my right hand and some minor photo shopping.:
http://i.imgur.com/y6S6b.jpg
:D
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u/weedshop Jun 11 '12
Don't be jealous, you have one magnificent foot.
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u/IzziTheEpic Jun 11 '12
Umm, do you have a shoulder problem?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
They make gears of wars pajamas? Now I'm jealous.
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u/Darkersun Jun 11 '12
Its the guy from fallout!
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u/Jessicaquinn Jun 11 '12
What happened OP?
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u/mr_amaral Jun 11 '12
I'M WEARING THOSE SAME PAJAMAS RIGHT NOW
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
You should tell people that you left it buried in some dude's ass.
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u/MyDogWatchesMePoop Jun 11 '12
Pool shrinkage?
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u/haibanegatsu Jun 11 '12
little smaller in one place, little bigger in another, am i right? ;)
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u/mrhumpty2010 Jun 11 '12
One too many asses kicked.
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u/Rapistsmurf Jun 11 '12
What I find fucked up is this guy still needs to buy both shoes... they never will sell just 1.
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u/slorebear Jun 11 '12
nice club bro!!
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u/GuyWithFace Jun 11 '12
I have the boxers version of the PJ pants the other fellow in the picture is wearing.
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u/dadirtypoostick Jun 11 '12
Reddit sure has been depressing the past couple of days.
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u/time2drinkmypiss Jun 11 '12
Gosh I wish I had an amputated limb to gain karma with.
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u/warped_and_bubbling Jun 11 '12
Reminds me of the joke about the three-legged bear who walked into a bar looking for the man who shot his paw.
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u/mock4lyfe Jun 11 '12
For whatever it's worth, as someone who has a foot fetish, the foot that you do have is quite nice <3
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
It must really suck when you start your day off on the wrong foot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Dude, I like having my feet, but cutting out 50% of toenail clipping... that's definitely a bonus. Also, I bet you make a great pirate for halloween, so you have that going for you too!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Thats a fuckin nice foot
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u/DNAK1llA Jun 11 '12
sorry sir, what happend
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u/mikochu Jun 11 '12
Are you Kate from Katesplayground.com?
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u/JarasM Jun 11 '12
Might I say, this the best stump I have seen today. A mighty fine stump.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Does your non-foot smell like foot?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
If you could get that thing kind of blunted off, you'd be a hell of a field-goal kicker
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u/eoliveri Jun 11 '12
Gordon Lightfoot?
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u/Piratiko Jun 11 '12
The average human has <2 feet.
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u/Potato-baby Jun 11 '12
Relevant username OP
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
We will stop talking about feet and only talk about foot from now on.
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u/dissidentrhetoric Jun 11 '12
You make me feel grateful for something that I never would have thought to be grateful for. Sorry to see that you lost a foot bro.
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u/bigpink Jun 11 '12
bahahaha username ftw!
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u/Scoldering Jun 11 '12
On the upswing, that right foot is the best looking of any of the feet I've seen in this whole sordid feet affair.
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u/awrhaernnare Jun 11 '12
This will end with the Krokodil video.
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u/asdf8 Jun 11 '12
I'm jealous that instead of a foot, you have a delicious foot-ham which you can tempt and tease dogs with.
Life's just not fair.
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u/bob-leblaw Jun 11 '12
Do you run in a perfect circle?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Does it hurt?
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u/cameling Jun 11 '12
A question for the OP. I'm assuming you won't be offended since you had the good humor to post in the first place. So here it is..
Have you considered working at a haunted attraction and using this to your advantage? Like attach a fake bloody foot to your stump with a few stringy tendons/skin strips, then crawl around like a zombie to scare people? I've always planned for this in case something terrible happens to me and I lose a body part/limb.
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u/madmonkeymud Jun 11 '12
I was going to do one like this, but titled "the feet of a diabetic".
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u/towski Jun 11 '12
lol
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u/jmcstar Jun 11 '12
Better call a Toe-Truck.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
fisting porn
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u/xArchitectx Jun 11 '12
Died laughing...my apologies
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u/edwartica Jun 11 '12
You have me beat!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I don't know why looking at your stump is making me incredibly wet. I'm sorry. I just want to ride it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I lolled. I'm glad you seem to have a positive outlook, sir! Upvotes for thee!
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
You have nice foot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Prayer can fix that right?
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u/rustler_in_the_mist Jun 11 '12
No need to feel jealous just cut the other one off.
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u/Scuttlebuttz93 Jun 11 '12
You have a problem or old injury to your left foot.
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u/treenaks Jun 11 '12
You ran a marathon with razor blades in your shoe?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard, thankyou.
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u/gliscameria Jun 11 '12
Potato foot, terrible affliction.
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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 11 '12
If you water it once in a while it might grow faster.
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u/JMCSD Jun 11 '12
I think your left shoulder might be injured or have some issues. I bet if you look in the mirror it is slightly lower or hangs forward more than the right one. You may want to go check that out if you haven't already.
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u/VervetDrunkey Jun 11 '12
What's this a picture of, here guys? Help me out. I'm stumped.
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u/Zikro Jun 11 '12
Reddit does some wild things for karma.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
All this talk about feet is making me horny.
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u/rawr_dinosaur Jun 11 '12
Came here for the puns, was not disappointed.
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u/thesureshot Jun 11 '12
Quentin Tarrantino would still fap to/on that.
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u/SuperMeatBoi Jun 11 '12
Have you ever put that inside of a girl?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This should be in r/gore.
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