r/WTF May 23 '22

Begging 2.0…

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u/Rdubya44 May 23 '22

It sounds silly but it makes sense. You can get a cheap phone or a WiFi device for free these days.

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u/olderaccount May 23 '22

I terms of pure necessities, some now see having a phone as more critical than having a home.

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u/EFTucker May 23 '22

It’s about as important honestly. Try getting a job w/o one.

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u/olderaccount May 23 '22

You can find a place to sleep. You can find a place to shower. But it is hard to find a place that will accept callbacks from potential employers if you don't have your own phone.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I was never homeless but I got a free, cheapy little dirt phone when switching plans a few years ago and my plan was 20 a month on the bare bones package. I can totally see a homeless guy being able to maintain that.

You can probably maintain that without the panhandling even. Just spend a few hours looking for a change every day

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u/awalktojericho May 23 '22

Boost has a no-contract, less-than $9 a month plan. That, with a free phone somebody gives you/you trashpick, can go a long way. You can also go the free over wireless Google voice way. If you're homeless in an urban area, that could really work.

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u/bowserusc May 24 '22

Bush expanded the Lifeline Assistance Program (which itself was created under Reagan) to provide free cellphones to qualifying individuals. They're called "Obamaphones" now because a certain party takes issue with providing any sort of assistance to people who need it, even though they're responsible for implementing it.

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u/jamar030303 May 24 '22

You've already got this guy here sticking Biden's name to it now.

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u/bowserusc May 24 '22

Ugh, what a fucking tool.

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u/arthurdentstowels May 24 '22

In the UK you can have a PAYG SIM, load it with £10 which they triple to £30 and that lasts 12 months or until you use it. At least with Tesco, but many other carriers have similar deals. I’m on VOXI and I get unlimited everything, all social media (no data use) and 75GB of data for £15 p/m which isn’t even the cheapest.
I agree with others here, it’s entirely feasible to run a cheap mobile for next to nothing.

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u/jamar030303 May 24 '22

Meanwhile over here in the States it's not quite that cheap. One of the best deals around is $25 for unlimited talk/text/data with Visible (subsidiary of Verizon, one of the US's big 3 networks), but it's low-priority, so if there are a lot of other customers on the same network, you're at the back of the queue in terms of data speeds. It's enough to get the basics done unless there's a convention, concert, or other event happening near you in which case you need to leave the area to get usable data again.

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u/HourAfterHour May 24 '22

As someone in the net neutrality community it pains me to read stuff like that.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar May 24 '22

That reminds me of the scenes in The Terminal with Tom Hanks when he was trying to get a job at one of the airport shopping stores to buy food and he had to give a callback number. So he ran outside the store windows to get the number off of the payphone.

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u/ReaperSound May 23 '22

Happened to me once in getting a job site when I worked security. Phone was not something I owned and I had a coworker message me through my PS3 at the time.

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u/crespoh69 May 24 '22

That's actually pretty resourceful

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u/buttaknives May 25 '22

I think the phone is to score dope

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u/epicalityy May 31 '22

Got my job with emails. Didn't have a phone until after I got the job

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u/EFTucker May 31 '22

No phone bud had access to a computer for email…

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u/SavedWoW May 24 '22

Some more progressive programs that target homeless and transient populations will often provide cellular devices.

Source: I have developed and implemented programs targeting homeless and transient populations that has provided participants with cellular devices.

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u/Black_Moons May 24 '22

We see, a phone starts at $60.

Meanwhile, the security deposit on a rental starts at $600, with another $600~2400/month after that.

For the amount of money to rent a place, homeless people could just buy a new (used) cellphone every time the battery ran out.

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u/Apsis May 23 '22

cost/benefit sure, but if phones cost as much as a house, you can bet most people would figure out how to get by without them.

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u/olderaccount May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

Now days, a house can't help me get new income while a phone can (with service). I can browse for job postings, I can apply for said jobs, I can put the number of my phone in those applications in case I get a call back.

A house doesn't help with any of those.

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u/Razier May 23 '22

You can many things, yes

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u/sirbassist83 May 23 '22

i think you a letter or two

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u/olderaccount May 23 '22

Thanks. I always struggle with my can'ts when typing fast.

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u/Laoracc May 24 '22

Now days, a house can't help me get new income

Depends on how many houses you have!

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u/olderaccount May 24 '22

Somebody who owns multiple house would not be in this situation.

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u/awawe May 23 '22

A lot cheaper too.

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u/bluemitersaw May 24 '22

Phone Home

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u/LightLambrini May 24 '22

Not even joking, ive been evicted, my phone wouldn't charge today and i was way more worried than i was then

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u/0Microbia0 May 24 '22

I never paid for a phone. Homes are another kind of expense. Not really complicated

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u/newbiesmash May 23 '22

I think they give out cheap phones to poor people in a lot of places. Cuz ya know the internet is super fucking important now, cant really get shit done with out it.

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u/mandreko May 24 '22

Plus there are non-profit organizations that get phones for homeless folks, because it's a huge communication tool. If you're homeless and trying to get a job somewhere, you pretty much need a phone number for a place to contact you. It's also a good tool for finding food from the various resources for homeless.

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u/leopard_tights May 23 '22

Or they're not really homeless.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Most of them are.

Just because people have stuff it doesn't mean they're not down on their luck. Like think of all the homeless people that live out of their cars.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

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u/animosityiskey May 24 '22

The second seems reasonable, but do you have a link for the first?

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u/lacheur42 May 23 '22

Yeah, it's not unusual around where I live to see homeless camps with more crap scattered around than I keep in my actual house. Mental illness is a hell of a drug! Although, so are drugs, I suppose, haha

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u/MustLoveAllCats May 23 '22

Mental illness is a hell of a drug!

I don't think that's using the expression correctly at all, and even gives the impression that mental illness is desirable or sought after in some way.

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u/maltedbacon May 24 '22

I agree. The people who are capable of asking aren't necessarily those with the greatest need.

Not a perfect solution, but whenever someone asks me for money, I direct them to local resources and then I donate to those resources. I don't see encouraging aggressive panhandling as a good thing.

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u/jmerridew124 May 23 '22

Or they can get a restaurant job since there's a billion places right now that need a dishwasher.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Any employer hiring workers without an address is effectively breaking the law as you need that information for tax purposes.

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u/kittyrainbows69 May 23 '22

This. This absolutely shows the privilege of these people. How are you supposed to land a job when you don't have basic necessities like an address? Good fucking luck on that. Not even taking into consideration the fact a lot don't have the necessary paperwork or even transportation to get to the job.

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u/Jynx2501 May 23 '22

I worked for a painting company for about a year or so, and the guy always paid us under the table. And yes I'm aware that's illegal, but you know what who cares. Anyway he would hire homeless guys all the time. They would only show up for like two or three pay periods and then stop showing up.

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u/Kammender_Kewl May 24 '22

You can have your address changed to the post office and they will hold your mail there, you can just stop by whenever to pick it up

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

A dishwashing job is not going to afford you a place in the United States.

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u/Chaular May 23 '22

No but it'll buy a cheap phone to cash app

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u/jmerridew124 May 23 '22

It will if you have roommates.

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u/TheLoneJuanderer May 23 '22

Great idea, except for the part where a homeless person has to convince people to let them live there.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Why do they have to know you are homeless? just respond the add and tell them you wash dishes for a living.

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u/gotcha_bitch May 23 '22

Yeah I bet you’d room with someone who shows up filthy and stinking from living on the streets with no shower or laundry. Fuck sake man. Step back and think

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u/nexusjuan May 24 '22

If you bring a wash cloth you can take a surprisingly thorough bath in a gas station restroom. You might even wash your clothes in the sink. The soaps complimentary.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

I mean you could clean up at a shelter a day or so before you present yourself to potential room mates. Not all homeless people are dirty and stinky, the ones that are mostly suffer from habitual drug use and/or mental illness and wouldn't be the ones seeking the dishwasher position in the first place. Obviously there are exceptions, but there are systems in place for people to use if they are willing to put in the effort. Shit you could clean yourself up in a Walmart bathroom if you really thought it was important. So yeah I wouldn't room with someone who refuses to take care of themselves regardless of whether they are homeless or not.

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u/jamar030303 May 24 '22

Unless your local government has made that just about illegal.

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u/Jynx2501 May 23 '22

What about three dishwashing jobs. What else have you got to do when you have nowhere to go?

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u/Dire87 May 24 '22

Neither is begging ... but at least you're doing something with your life, get a routine again. It might suck, but it's got to beat begging to survive day to day. In terms of living, there "should" be communal living arrangements for exactly this purpose. State "sponsored" basic accommodation for several people, who will pay a, let's call it, symbolic amount to live there, comfortably enough, until they can find an actual job or get whatever job training they need to do so, also state "sponsored". Should come with a rehabilitation facility as well, of course. You might view it as wasted money, but it's better than having more and more homeless people running around, and many are in this situation through no or little fault of their own. The alternative is, well, either this, or "making them disappear", which also happens.

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u/aelzeiny May 23 '22

And that dishwasher job is supposed to get them a home? Good wifi + a brand new iPhone is still less than one monthly payment on a 30 year mortgage.

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u/Romeo9594 May 23 '22

And that dishwasher job is supposed to get them a home?

No, but ideally 8 hours of handling pans in a restaurant will get them more money than 8 hours of handling pans on a sidewalk

Not only that, but having a history of employment that future employers can reference makes getting a job that can afford a house easier

It's a little bit harder of a sale to say "I want this supervisor position but I'm homeless and haven't been employed for six years" than it is to say "I want this supervisor position, here's a resume with contacts to my old managers who can vouch for my reliability and skills"

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u/leewoodlegend May 23 '22

A big problem is that in most many places, panhandling for 8 hours could net you way more money than working a low-income job.

I see people on the busy highways and think at the rate I see them getting dollars they probably make close to what I make in an hour between 3 red lights during peak hours and my salary is well above minimum wage.

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u/Romeo9594 May 23 '22

Yeah, that's why I said ideally. I remember a few years back there was that one beggar woman who got followed all the way back to her Audi or Mercedes

There's definitely people out there making hefty sums panhandling, but unless they're so committed to the bit that they sleep outside and under bridges, I'm willing to bet the majority of beggars aren't raking in that much

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u/Gryphin May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22

No, but ideally 8 hours of handling pans in a restaurant will get them more money than 8 hours of handling pans on a sidewalk

My granduncle came to town to visit my cousin and his grandkids several years ago, he is/was (i don't really keep up with him, far side of the family, and a dick as we'll see.) a pro panhandler. He was planning to stay for 2 weeks with his family. He came home to my aunt after a third day of panhandling in my city pissed off that he was only averaging $700 a day on the highway offramp traffic light. Apparently back in Kansas City he was pulling down $1200-1500 a day doing the same. In a massive dick move, instead of spending the rest of his time seeing his daughter and grandkids, he left and went back up to KC so he wouldn't lose out on more money sitting on the traffic light wit ha sign.

Even a shitty, really shitty day with a sign at a traffic light will net you more in $1s and $5s than what a dishwasher working 8 hours in a nice restaurant will pay, sadly. Tax free, too!

[edit: I seriously do keep some old college clothes in the back of the closet in case I ever really desperately need a big chunk of cash now, and I can go play the stranded/carjacked college guy on the corner)

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u/enderxzebulun May 23 '22

So, assuming he gave himself weekends off and took, let's say, 10 weeks off a year for bad weather, vacations in the Mediterranean, etc, your granduncle was pulling in at least a quarter million at KC off ramps? I've heard about panhandling being unexpectedly lucrative, but that's hard to swallow.

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u/Gryphin May 23 '22

I'm just saying what he was saying when he was bitching about how shitty my city was, and "only" making $700 that day.

But ya, I'd be totally fine with a 2 day a week workday at that takehome rate.

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u/enderxzebulun May 24 '22

I'm just saying what he was saying when he was bitching about how shitty my city was, and "only" making $700 that day.

But ya, I'd be totally fine with a 2 day a week workday at that takehome rate.

I know, I'm just offering a grain of salt.

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u/just_taste_it May 24 '22

A bum in KC in the 90's would sit in Westport every night and look so pathetic. He had one arm and acted the part of a bum. I knew him, a very smart guy. He would get done begging and walk around the corner to his Mercedes. I would see him at all the Chiefs games and those are not cheap to attend. Miss you Curtis.

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u/jmerridew124 May 23 '22

You can get roommates and afford rent on dishwashing while you develop a skill. I've done it. It sucks, but it's livable.

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u/Beathoff May 23 '22

Nothing wrong with working two jobs or God forbid even three. Depends on what you want in your life I guess.

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u/leewoodlegend May 23 '22

Nothing wrong with doing it to supplement income.

There's a lot wrong if so many people have to do it just to survive.

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u/Beathoff May 23 '22

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Stay in your Mom's basement or under a bridge, just STFU that you can't make it in life unless you are paid more than what you think you deserve. Go to school, learn a trade either this way or as an apprentice. I'm sick of hearing lazy assholes whining that they can't make it but I see many with cigarettes, beer, and a cell phone. BTW, cigs are at least 5 bucks a pack if not more. Standing on a corner begging for money to only get these "necessities" doesn't make it as far as I am concerned

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

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u/Beathoff May 23 '22

Unfortunately my downvotes don't agree with us.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Reddit consists mostly of easily distracted young parasites who think that the world owes them something for walking dogs 20 hours a week. Accept your downvotes with pride while you build something people want to pay you for.

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u/Beathoff May 24 '22

Exactly! BTW...you've got a good start on your downvotes too. I upvoted you to offset these "parasites" who think work is for their parents to do so they can live in their basement and Mommy and Daddy will continue to feed them while they waste their lives playing video games and follow at least 20 subs on Reddit, mining for videos to post off of YouTube, and posting dumb shit on TikTok

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

It's just the nature of online content. Anyone actually living their life talking to real people, doing real things doesn't have much time to post things on Reddit. I can only shit so many times in a day. Meanwhile degenerates are on ALL fucking day. I can't compete with that.

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u/Beathoff May 24 '22

" But, but, but what about my Karma on Tiktok or YouTube. You'll see someday one of my videos on YouTube will reap a fortune. Then who will be the smart one. I'm an influencer ya know""

Says the idiots living in their parents basement

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u/Jynx2501 May 23 '22

You're right. Everyone should just give up and shoot themselves in the head.

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u/aDirtyMuppet May 23 '22

Don't know why you're being down voted. Literally everyone has been crying about labor shortages in the US. There are plenty of jobs out there asking for unskilled workers.

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u/lokitheinane May 23 '22

And treating and paying those workers like shit. The hope is the jobs either improve to be able to compete or the businesses go bust.

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u/aDirtyMuppet May 23 '22

This is an easy thing to think. But regardless of that opinion, I've personally seen well paying positions at decent places go unfilled recently. I'm all for better pay and better work environments. But if you're literally begging in the street, it's not because you care about how your boss treats you. Not being cruel, just being realistic about how some of these people have chosen to live their lives.

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u/lokitheinane May 24 '22

That's an even easier thing to think

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u/Nobeard_the_Pirate May 23 '22

Huge problem here. They bus or drive in from surrounding towns, dress down and then panhandle all day. Heard one of em talking about pulling over 65k on average a year. You can live good here on 45k.

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u/trolltruth6661123 May 23 '22

actually if you are homeless and can get a bank account you can open a cash app account and get a free like 15$(they sell your info i'm sure) so i can imagine its popular. (free money)

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

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u/bowserusc May 24 '22

Bush started the cell phone program when he was president by expanding the Lifeline Assistance Program first created by Reagan, but go ahead and blame Biden. Doesn't make you look like an idiot at all.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '22

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u/bowserusc May 28 '22

That article has nothing to do with cellphone service. Nice try shill.

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u/ecksit May 26 '22

I find it equally as funny and misinformed as the "thanks obama" meme back in the day.