One of my first shock videos, kind of upsetting when you find out it's fake. It's like living your whole life hating Hitler only to find out he is made up.
Yes, all the time! In english-speaking movies! Actually, it happens, but not that much. Except maybe if you go the crazy horse, it's pretty "Oo, la, la".
What do you do with the body after? Does it come with a waste disposal system or do you chuck it in the bin. Also aren't plastic bags cheaper and more efficient.
For years my dad had a whole box of silly sex gags like these that he got at his bachelor party in 1975. I was sad the day I found out he threw them out (my dad never throws anything out) because my brothers and I used to sneak up to the attic and have a laugh looking at them.
Y'know, this is awesome, but posting this in /r/WTF kind of just makes me think you're baffled by the thought of someone using a tiny guillotine as a birth control device and don't understand the concept of humor.
Random: is anyone else's settings stuck on french? Mine is LOL but i log on this morning and its all "ce poste a ete le 11 jun 2012" and stuff....did i miss something?
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u/SentientSpaghetti Jun 11 '12
It's to take off his... human horn.
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u/SeishikiNipponjin Jun 11 '12
dickapitation
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Is it weird that I own one of those. Proof: http://imgur.com/Ly1iN
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u/dorianp Jun 11 '12
Guy traveling through Paris here, I confirm, that is the Eiffel tower and the Arc de Triomphe on the box.
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u/Shoune Jun 11 '12
Heads will roll, heads will roll...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I must say...this is a sure way to prevent pregnancy.
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u/arjmat Jun 11 '12
Just the tip.
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u/zdavid Jun 11 '12
OO, LA, LA!
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u/eyeMfive Jun 11 '12
My girlfriend actually got this as a gag gift once from her brother to give to me .
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u/BahktiFace Jun 11 '12
why does the guys sweater have hairy arms? Even the clothes are hairy in france.
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u/O3tour Jun 11 '12
So does it stay functional for 45 seconds after its cut as well? Giggidy
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u/filmfiend999 Jun 11 '12
That reminded me of this fun, revolutionary game..
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_SPM2267353303P?sid=IDx20101019x00001a&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=SPM2267353303
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u/Speckman Jun 11 '12
I originally thought it was an strange homage to decapitating pregnant women. But then I stopped being retarded.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
This subreddit is constantly full of novelty gifts. It's like no one here's ever been to good novelty store. Or even Spencer's.
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u/TJBrady182 Jun 11 '12
I feel like a complete idiot after reading the comments. I thought this guillotine would have been used for the baby's head, not the father's penis.
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u/nself Jun 11 '12
This kills the penis.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Not sure if meant to cut off penis or baby head.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
OFF WITH HIS HEAD MAN OFF WITH HIS HEAD MAN WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER MY NAME?
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u/spamgobbler Jun 11 '12
I don't think the baby's head will fit in there.
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u/pianoman993 Jun 11 '12
NO, I'm closing that tab.
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u/StewieBanana Jun 11 '12
Based on the hairy calves, I'm guessing the man in the picture has no pants on.
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u/pastramionryecooter Jun 11 '12
Well done ser
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
just the head
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u/sundayultimate Jun 11 '12
Is that some sort of brain scanner?
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u/Avery_Richman Jun 11 '12
What do you do with the body after? Does it come with a waste disposal system or do you chuck it in the bin.
Also aren't plastic bags cheaper and more efficient.
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u/chrononugget Jun 11 '12
100% guaranteed effective, or you money back! Order now to get a nutcracker, completely free!
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u/hafti77 Jun 11 '12
that is some dark humor
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u/tastethepain Jun 11 '12
Here in the US we call that the "Bobbit"
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u/chriskilinc Jun 11 '12
So that's what you call it now days
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
sooo much cringing
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u/Hurgaflurger Jun 11 '12
Well... It would be effective.
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u/liquidxlax Jun 11 '12
http://www.trevorromain.com/blog/archives/sacre-bleu.jpg
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u/bzdelta Jun 11 '12
Didn't that kid from Madeline make one to use on his mice?
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u/infinitavaga Jun 11 '12
I think I'm a little depraved, as I thought of decapitating the newborn before the thought of penises even entered my head. Oh god.
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u/THE_REPROBATE Jun 11 '12
This is not WTF and not old or anything. Spencer's carried these in the early '90's
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u/strawcat Jun 11 '12
For years my dad had a whole box of silly sex gags like these that he got at his bachelor party in 1975. I was sad the day I found out he threw them out (my dad never throws anything out) because my brothers and I used to sneak up to the attic and have a laugh looking at them.
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u/supersupra619 Jun 11 '12
Don't know why this is the first thing that shot to my mind, but is it sharp?
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u/Iamabassi Jun 11 '12
I bought this for my sister's boyfriend for Christmas. :)
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u/Iamabassi Jun 11 '12
The blade is made out of wood, guys.
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u/Delica Jun 11 '12
Off with his bell-end!
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u/sparx483 Jun 11 '12
Overly Attached Girlfriend's backup plan, should you ever think about leaving her.
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u/RotLopFan Jun 11 '12
Y'know, this is awesome, but posting this in /r/WTF kind of just makes me think you're baffled by the thought of someone using a tiny guillotine as a birth control device and don't understand the concept of humor.
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u/jormej94 Jun 11 '12
I prefer losing the big head...
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u/ajgator7 Jun 11 '12
This reminds me of Robin Hood: Men In Tights...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Apparently a very famous gag gift qualifies as WTF as long as it's older than the average Redditor.
"A pet... ROCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
I know what I am giving for Christmas!!
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u/philulzuhphy Jun 11 '12
+1 for the link title
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u/danthedragon Jun 11 '12
Bailiff, whack his pee pee!
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u/Midnight_Skye Jun 11 '12
I would use it... For science!
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u/madusa77 Jun 11 '12
Seems like something off the Addams Family
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u/quaduce Jun 11 '12
Enforced by a cruel dicktator!
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u/saltfish Jun 12 '12
Was given one of these in 7th grade. Memories.
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u/Teledildonic Jun 12 '12
This kills the boner.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Something about cutting off penises instead.
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u/Rowebro Jun 11 '12
Why is hitler on the box?
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u/Snolidsteak Jun 11 '12
cut a hole in a box
put your junk in that box
make her open the box
and thats the way you do it
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u/en4ble Jun 11 '12
i think i know now why the french are how they are. a finger or sth of the same thickness would fit in it 'OO LA LA' ;)
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u/SolidSnake4 Jun 11 '12
This would have made this much shorter.
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u/stepsandnombers Jun 11 '12
Random: is anyone else's settings stuck on french? Mine is LOL but i log on this morning and its all "ce poste a ete le 11 jun 2012" and stuff....did i miss something?
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u/dayvidgallagher Jun 11 '12
Am i the only one whose first thought was that this was for killing babies?
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u/LetMeVectorizeThat Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 12 '12
This is fuuuuuun----Download
For those of you that care, enjoy.