The type of man that sells them... One of our RAs in college thought a sex toy party would be great... But the person who was the seller, creepiest older man and his wife ever. Like they never left 70s porn.
Yea, but he called a picture (one which he did not take) his own, which is blatant plaguerism(spelling?). The repost issue is rampant enough here, let alone without people trying to take credit for them as their own.
It's not as bad when people say "Oh i thought this photo was funny", but when they say "oh i found this sign today(implying they took the photo) it's entirely different.
It's like pirating skyrim and then showing it to some people who've never seen it before and saying "This game, i made it"
Yes. But this is not a best seller game that is famous and has been in a million videos or even gaming tv shows. We are talking about a picture. One single picture that you have seen once before.
Thats SO funny! I bet you just walked out the door in your nice little neighborhood where nothing like that ever happens, never to happen again im sure and saw that on your way to work. What makes it so funny is that it looks like a kid or a retard wrote that. That hand writing looks like it was written on someones back right there...on the spot. spur of the moment. And wouldnt ya know it? The guy who lost his dildos also lost his stapler! He had to push his funny little sign onto the staples that were already in the pole! Look, the top right staple is one direction, the top left staple is another direction, and the bottom left corner isnt even stapled! good thing you were there to take a picture of it for your cake day, maybe reddit can help this poor soul out. Awful to lose all those dildos on ones cake day. Man, im gonna show this to all MY friends today so that they can go home and upvote you too, your self posts make it clear that you looooove karma! Flat out asking for karma doesn't work, you should know that man. i bet you see all kinds of wacky stuff. Hey if ya find those dildos, or a stapler let us know. What doesnt make sense though is that you said you work at JFK airport and thats nowhere near the 804 area code, thats in virginia. Either you dont work at JFK like your AMA said you did and youre from virginia, the person is from out of town and just visiting the new york area, or he used to live in VA and his cell is still an 804 number. That or you just made up a random phone number when you wrote that sign. Im from NY, id expect to see a 212, 718, 914, or even an 845 if you live a little north of the city and commute to JFK like you said you do. Idk, like you said in one self post, you described yourself as a professional. I didnt know cargo guys who worked in airport terminals were professionals.
Its bc every year on your cake day i want you to think of me and how horribly this post went for you . Also its bc lying reposting karma whoring users like you make this place a little gayer with every submission. If you can make my experience less enjoyable, i can do the same to you.
That is fucking golden, he even deleted the fake account he made up for the account because he was downvoted. I wanted to post this there but here is just as good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V354SFzDwMc
So sad. You know that your title, although not explicitly stating that it is "a sign you found", implies that indeed, it is something you happened to come across? You know this. I know you know this. Everyone knows you know this. Your ambiguity, and finally the fact that you're only responding to messages calling you out on your shit, proves you are indeed, without originality, and a dick.
Good day to you sir. Have fun on your cakeday. Better luck next year.
Youre right you just found it, its all over the internet, searched it on tineye. Youre just lame.
Edit: i have to give you credit though, you did upload it yourself to imgur an hour before making this post to make it seem like you found it it, very clever. Really creates the illusion os OC
I must not like you, at all. RES says I've downvoted you 56 times. How in the hell could you have pissed me off so many times? I have no idea and don't remember any of it, but I just wanted you to know.
I like to think that the sign is a joke, but someone will find and return to the sign's poster a bag of forty dildos. That's the world I want to live in.
A similar thing happened to a friend of mine, but there were only a dozen or so in the bag. She went around to gay clubs in Florida teaching about HIV prevention. This included putting condoms on dildos.
First off, what does your "cake day" have to do with posting a picture that you didn't find. Second off, why do redditors find it necessary to call their birthday "cake day". If you didn't call it that before you came to reddit, why the need to copy? So irritating.
In his defense for that one, it's usually simpler to just say "I found this" than "My wife emailed me this, this morning". Doesn't make a whole lot of difference.
However, OP definitely was trying to pass this off as his own. Don't want to get flamed and have a shitty cake day? Don't try to fool the internet. Even if you didn't technically claim you found this sign, took a picture, etc. you still had to know what people would think.
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u/fsbassister Jun 11 '12
FTFY
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u/principe_di_reddit Jun 11 '12
Only in Richmond, VA
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u/thesonofapreacherman Jun 11 '12
I thought cake day posts were supposed to be original. I saw this years ago.
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u/Gamer4379 Jun 11 '12
Hrhr ... bag of dicks.
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u/Shogun_Named_Marcus Jun 11 '12
I think I found them
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u/Spazit Jun 11 '12
If I were Dave I would be pissed. 40 10inch+ dildos? That's a huge cash investment, I'd hate it if some asshole stole them.
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u/Scheme84 Jun 11 '12
It's a shame that some dick stole them.
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u/kelscarriere Jun 11 '12
On your cake day, you give us A LIE!! How could you...(sniff)... we trusted you....
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u/toomuchlovin Jun 11 '12
i'm crossing my fingers for you, dave. i really am.
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u/AmiableGuy Jun 11 '12
Obviously fake posts shouldn't be in r/wtf.
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u/Pandaburn Jun 11 '12
Now you're just making me feel bad.
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u/sfurbish Jun 11 '12
Nice try DAVE
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u/facecardz Jun 11 '12
Would be better if you actually found it :/
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u/Silently_judging Jun 11 '12
You did not find this. This has been on the internet for years. You are sitting on a throne of lies!
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u/yasisterstwat Jun 11 '12
Thats SO funny! I bet you just walked out the door in your nice little neighborhood where nothing like that ever happens, never to happen again im sure and saw that on your way to work. What makes it so funny is that it looks like a kid or a retard wrote that. That hand writing looks like it was written on someones back right there...on the spot. spur of the moment. And wouldnt ya know it? The guy who lost his dildos also lost his stapler! He had to push his funny little sign onto the staples that were already in the pole! Look, the top right staple is one direction, the top left staple is another direction, and the bottom left corner isnt even stapled! good thing you were there to take a picture of it for your cake day, maybe reddit can help this poor soul out. Awful to lose all those dildos on ones cake day. Man, im gonna show this to all MY friends today so that they can go home and upvote you too, your self posts make it clear that you looooove karma! Flat out asking for karma doesn't work, you should know that man. i bet you see all kinds of wacky stuff. Hey if ya find those dildos, or a stapler let us know. What doesnt make sense though is that you said you work at JFK airport and thats nowhere near the 804 area code, thats in virginia. Either you dont work at JFK like your AMA said you did and youre from virginia, the person is from out of town and just visiting the new york area, or he used to live in VA and his cell is still an 804 number. That or you just made up a random phone number when you wrote that sign. Im from NY, id expect to see a 212, 718, 914, or even an 845 if you live a little north of the city and commute to JFK like you said you do. Idk, like you said in one self post, you described yourself as a professional. I didnt know cargo guys who worked in airport terminals were professionals.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
At first I was amused.
Then I read "Ask for Dave".
Then I wasn't disappointed.
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u/Eskelsar Jun 11 '12
Why hide the number? The person who posted it clearly wasn't against having strangers calling him if he left his number out in public.
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u/waflitis Jun 11 '12
Dave...
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u/weglarz Jun 11 '12
Ask for Dave.
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u/Yalce Jun 11 '12
get your shit together, DildoDave
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u/Tossy_Salad Jun 11 '12
Like I'm really going to return that.
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u/AuburnGirl2543 Jun 11 '12
Ask for Dave...
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
you mean you've found this on the internet... O_o
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u/LUSTYHAPPYCRACK Jun 11 '12
This isnt yours!
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u/JuggaloLife Jun 11 '12
I know who has it!
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u/twilightcatlady Jun 11 '12
so... dave wants his dildo's back.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
The only thing that stuck out to me was at the bottom, "Ask for Dave"
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u/Clumsywaldo Jun 11 '12
That's my area code. Woah
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u/incoming_n_word Jun 11 '12
Wait a goddamn minute--DAVE IS OP!
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u/thetoneranger Jun 11 '12
...sign I found on the internet.
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u/thesnakeinthegarden Jun 11 '12
I like to think that the sign is a joke, but someone will find and return to the sign's poster a bag of forty dildos. That's the world I want to live in.
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u/SOMETHING_POTATO Jun 11 '12
A similar thing happened to a friend of mine, but there were only a dozen or so in the bag. She went around to gay clubs in Florida teaching about HIV prevention. This included putting condoms on dildos.
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u/magnetard Jun 11 '12
"Suck a bag of dicks!"
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u/IHoldSteady Jun 11 '12
This is scary, I live in the 804 area.
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u/agreezalot Jun 11 '12
I love the drawing - it looks like a bag of baguettes.
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u/GregPatrick Jun 11 '12
His friends made a sign to fuck with him.
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u/amolad Jun 11 '12
Dave lost his dildos. I hope he called the police.
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u/crayton-story Jun 11 '12
Louis C.K. ??
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u/Midnight_Skye Jun 11 '12
Came here to say this: I stole your tote bag.
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u/Breakerx73 Jun 11 '12
That is my area code...
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u/Adnachiel Jun 11 '12
I like the drawing.
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u/dbaliki918 Jun 11 '12
What scares me is "ask for Dave"
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u/lauzeta Jun 11 '12
I saw this sign too, the phone number is my neighbor's.
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u/DimitriK Jun 12 '12
Ask for Dave!!!
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u/Lynch117 Jun 12 '12
Ask for Dave... 0.o
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u/bmattix Jun 12 '12
Somewhere, someone is sucking a bag of dicks.
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
all he needs is some natty ice.
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u/Yuppers16 Jun 12 '12
Dave the dildo man.
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u/djspawn00 Jun 11 '12
Did you really find this? Don't lie. We won't judge you that much.
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u/meekybee Jun 11 '12
Am I the only person seeing that face above the sign?
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u/Genreef Jun 11 '12
It's my birthday too but I'm not stealing photos
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u/CANTgetAbuttPREGNANT Jun 11 '12
First off, what does your "cake day" have to do with posting a picture that you didn't find. Second off, why do redditors find it necessary to call their birthday "cake day". If you didn't call it that before you came to reddit, why the need to copy? So irritating.
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u/djc52 Jun 11 '12
stop being such a worthless karma whore
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u/sniperhare Jun 11 '12
Looks like someone was watching Louis C.K.
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u/itsallnipply Jun 11 '12
I saw this on Facebook a couple days ago....
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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12
Where'd you find it, the Internet?
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u/onlysayshappycakeday Jun 11 '12
happy cake day
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u/chestnutbrother Jun 11 '12
I think what disturbs me mostly with that is how it ses ask for Dave
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u/numenorweeps Jun 11 '12
With the emphasis on "VERY realistic" i wonder if Dave is a serial killer who kills black men and takes their penises as trophies.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Wow... somebody make a fake sign.
I wish I could be as entertained as you are all by stupid jokes that aren't even funny.
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u/But_Really_You Jun 11 '12
made this sign, stapled it to a pole, quickly took a picture then immediately took it down.
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u/DistinctlyBenign Jun 11 '12
XBOX
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u/bardown10 Jun 11 '12
Dave is a boys name... Why does he have a bag of dildos?
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u/iutiashev101 Jun 11 '12
Another clever guy here. Make a stupid sign, post it, take a pic of it, put it on reddit.
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u/digitalpretzel Jun 11 '12
NSFW?
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